Ithe GuardiansI's Xbox - May 23 2013
Wow... Ithe GuardiansI must have some kids or pets or dragons or something thrashing around the house... I heard lots of noise, but didn't see any gaming. That's alright, animals and people first, game consoles always second... I don't expect much else.
Ithe GuardiansI's Xbox - May 22 2013
Like I always tell Ithe GuardiansI, gaming is like money... the more the better! So fill up my pockets baby! All that matters is that our gamerscore is 26,874 points and on the rise. He rallied Halo Waypoint, and then the lightweight went to bed. Freakin' wuss.
Ithe GuardiansI's Xbox - May 21 2013
I have come to realize that Ithe GuardiansI has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity!
Ithe GuardiansI's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013
Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: This is going to be the most exciting one ever! Ready?... ok not really... Ithe GuardiansI stood me up seven days in a row... it hurts... right where my heart should be.
Ithe GuardiansI's Xbox - May 20 2013
I have seen some crazy stuff in my time, but Ithe GuardiansI not showing up to game yesterday really takes the cake. It has been 11 days!!
Ithe GuardiansI's Xbox - May 19 2013
There is a time and a place for gaming... and yesterday was that day... I don't know what Ithe GuardiansI is waiting for, but life is short... we need to play harder!
Ithe GuardiansI's Xbox - May 18 2013
All I can think about right now is gaming... gaming after lunch... gaming after dinner... gaming instead of sleep... I bet Ithe GuardiansI is thinking the same thing... he has to be!
Ithe GuardiansI's Xbox - May 17 2013
Yesterday I sat... alone... and wanting... 8 days of wanting infact...
Ithe GuardiansI's Xbox - May 16 2013
I tried to play a few Xbox Live titles yesterday since Ithe GuardiansI never showed up. I got bored and cried instead.
Ithe GuardiansI's Xbox - May 15 2013
I am trying to be a patient Xbox, but it isn't working out... 6 is longer than I should have to wait for some gaming! Give it to me! I want it!
Ithe GuardiansI's Xbox - May 14 2013
These three chips in my head are getting hungry for gaming... feed me Ithe GuardiansI, feed me!
Ithe GuardiansI's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013
It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: I told Ithe GuardiansI that 2 days of playing would be ideal... so last week there was some extra effort to get us there. Good job! Our gamerscore didn't go up at all, but who is counting?
And that is the news for now... Check back next week... same bat time, same bat channel...
Ithe GuardiansI's Xbox - May 13 2013
I am trying to be a patient Xbox, but it isn't working out... 4 is longer than I should have to wait for some gaming! Give it to me! I want it!
Ithe GuardiansI's Xbox - May 12 2013
I could have used some gaming yesterday... I mean who couldn't? Gaming is like air... ok maybe not air... maybe more like pizza... regardless there was no pizza yesterday.
Ithe GuardiansI's Xbox - May 11 2013
If I was Ithe GuardiansI, I would have totally played some games yesterday... but I am obviously not him because that did not happen.
Ithe GuardiansI's Xbox - May 10 2013
I was sort of hoping to game... but eh... no big deal. Whatever... maybe tomorrow right Ithe GuardiansI? Back me up!
Ithe GuardiansI's Xbox - May 9 2013
Ithe GuardiansI was a no-show yesterday... I ended up hanging out, collecting some dust and feeling sorry for myself. Speaking of dust, I could use a rub down. A clean Xbox is a happy Xbox.
Ithe GuardiansI's Xbox - May 8 2013
Ithe GuardiansI seemed really excited to play yesterday. Our current gamerscore is 26,874 . He rocked out to Borderlands 2, and after that powered me down without even saying good night. I mean what the heck?
Ithe GuardiansI's Xbox - May 7 2013
Ithe GuardiansI showed up yesterday and we were like a superhero team together. I make a great sidekick! Gamerscore stands at 26,874. Up up and away right? He rocked out to BioShock Infinite, and did it while marvelling at the framerates and stellar particle effects.
Ithe GuardiansI's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013
My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: So yeah... Last week Ithe GuardiansI showed up 5 days total and logged some serious gaming. We added 50 points of gamerscore. Good stuff! Who knew 2 achievements could be worth that much? Ok I knew that...
There were only a few games I wanted to try this week Ithe GuardiansI and I only tried one of them: Far Cry 3 Blood Dragon. Also, according to the records, Ithe GuardiansI's favorite game last week was Borderlands 2. He played it on 3 of the days.
So that's it for now. It was a good week. On to the next one.
Ithe GuardiansI's Xbox - May 6 2013
No games yesterday... maybe today... or tomorrow... or wait... are we playing right now? I get so confused!
Ithe GuardiansI's Xbox - May 5 2013
What time is it? Time to tell you about yesterday when Ithe GuardiansI came to play. Gamer score stands at 26,874. He rocked out to Borderlands 2, Far Cry 3 Blood Dragon, and then I came out of my trance and realized it was all over.
Ithe GuardiansI's Xbox - May 4 2013
Uhhh... I have a question for Ithe GuardiansI. Our gamerscore was 26824 but somehow it is now 26874 which means that 50 points were mysteriously added!! Like magic! I suspect betrayal... and it makes me want to cry.
Ithe GuardiansI's Xbox - May 3 2013
Consoles are for playing! I am glad Ithe GuardiansI picked up on that yesterday... Gamerscore is a respectful 26,824 points. He opened up Far Cry 3 Blood Dragon picking up 2 achievements, as well as stared off into space... thinking about the one that got away.
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