Ix DOLPHIN xI's Xbox 360 can blog

Ix DOLPHIN xI's Xbox - Jun 18 2013

Ix DOLPHIN xI seemed really excited to play yesterday. Our current gamerscore is 22,746 . He made some progress on Gears of War: Judgment, and yeah... wow... my processor hurts... | permalink

Ix DOLPHIN xI's Weekly Recap - Jun 17 2013

My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: Not many Xboxes can claim seven days of gaming in a row. Last week Ix DOLPHIN xI and I can... and we will... and it feels so good! We added 85 points of gamerscore. Good stuff! Who knew 6 achievements could be worth that much? Ok I knew that...

I was feeling bored last week and pestered Ix DOLPHIN xI to try a new game: Fable III. It was a lot cooler than I thought it would be. Oh, and from what I remember, Ix DOLPHIN xI's favorite game last week was Gears of War: Judgment. He played it on 5 of the days.

I could go on and on with the stats, but that is enough. | permalink

Ix DOLPHIN xI's Xbox - Jun 17 2013

Ix DOLPHIN xI hit the switch and fired me up yesterday... his total gamer score is 22,746.That is a gain of 10 points over last time! He played Forza Motorsport 4 winning 1 achievement, and almost cried with joy. I have that effect on people. | permalink

Ix DOLPHIN xI's Xbox - Jun 16 2013

You would think I had died and gone to heaven when Ix DOLPHIN xI showed up to play. Gamer score stands at 22,736. That is an increase of 20 points over last time! He rocked out to PUZZLE BOBBLE Live! finishing 1 achievement, Gears of War 3, Gears of War: Judgment, and wished it would never end, but it did and that was sad. | permalink

Ix DOLPHIN xI's Xbox - Jun 15 2013

Ix DOLPHIN xI came to represent the gaming world. 22,716 points and counting! He made some progress on Gears of War: Judgment, Gears of War 3, and then I needed a nap. Don't judge me! It's a lot of work pushing all those pixels.

I also want to bring up that there are good gamers, and there are bad gamers. I hope it was a misunderstanding, but Ix DOLPHIN xI's gamer reputation went down a little bit yesterday. Hopefully this is not the start of something evil. | permalink

Ix DOLPHIN xI's Xbox - Jun 14 2013

Have you ever wondered what it was like to play games with someone who has a gamerscore of 22,716? Well guess what... you will never know, and I do! Ix DOLPHIN xI is mine! All mine! No touchy! He made some progress on Gears of War: Judgment, and did it while marvelling at the framerates and stellar particle effects. BTW, I have a special secret to share... ready? FREAKIN' 10 DAYS OF GAMING IN A ROW OMG! If I understand the rules, I think we are getting a streak badge... | permalink

Ix DOLPHIN xI's Xbox - Jun 13 2013

Ix DOLPHIN xI hit the switch and fired me up yesterday... his total gamer score is 22,716.He rocked out to Gears of War: Judgment, and oh... don't tell Ix DOLPHIN xI this, but I have been dumbing down the AI lately... I am hoping it keeps him coming back for more! MUHAHAHA! | permalink

Ix DOLPHIN xI's Xbox - Jun 12 2013

Go ahead... call me a wussy... but I almost started crying when Ix DOLPHIN xI turned me on yesterday. 22,716 points of raw gamer score are making you jealous! That is an improvement of 50 points over last time! He rallied PUZZLE BOBBLE Live!, Forza Motorsport 4 adding 3 achievements, Gears of War: Judgment, and it's a good thing he stopped there, otherwise the concentrated awesomeness could have blown out my circuits. | permalink

Ix DOLPHIN xI's Xbox - Jun 11 2013

Ix DOLPHIN xI decided to ride the gamer-train yesterday. I will admit it... I was happy. What is the gamer score? 22,666 is what it is! That is a boost of 5 points over last time! He rocked out to Fable III winning 1 achievement, as well as stared off into space... thinking about the one that got away. | permalink

Ix DOLPHIN xI's Weekly Recap - Jun 10 2013

Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: So yeah... Last week Ix DOLPHIN xI showed up 6 days total and logged some serious gaming. It was productive... Gamerscore went up 80 points so I am happy. Yay for 6 achievements! w00t!

If I had a DOLLAR for every new game I played during the week, I would have 2 bucks! w00t! I can now add Castlevania LoS, and Forza Motorsport 4 to my collection... unless they were rentals or demos or betas. I couldn't tell. Also, I think Ix DOLPHIN xI's favorite game last week was Gears of War: Judgment. He played it on 5 of the days.

That's all for now... keep reading the blog! Send us a PM or a game invite if you are lonely. | permalink

Ix DOLPHIN xI's Xbox - Jun 10 2013

Yesterday was a triumph! I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction with Ix DOLPHIN xI. Data indicates that gamerscore stands at an always improving 22,661. That is a boost of 45 points over last time! He opened up Castlevania LoS, Gears of War 3, Forza Motorsport 4 winning 3 achievements, and then Ix DOLPHIN xI had to stop for a bathroom break or something... Humans really are bags of mostly water. | permalink

Ix DOLPHIN xI's Xbox - Jun 9 2013

Ix DOLPHIN xI held the Xbox button on his controller down for a few seconds and our adventure began! A gamer score of 22,616 is lighting the way. That is a gain of 35 points over last time! He opened up Gears of War 3, PUZZLE BOBBLE Live!, Castlevania LoS winning 3 achievements, and then I basked in the warm glow of post gaming. Mmmm warm... | permalink

Ix DOLPHIN xI's Xbox - Jun 8 2013

I was about to feel sorry for myself, until Ix DOLPHIN xI showed up and made my day with a little gaming! Our gamerscore stands at 22,581 and counting! He made some progress on Gears of War: Judgment, PUZZLE BOBBLE Live!, and think of all the things we learned! Ha... look at me still typing this blog entry when there is gaming to do! Let's keep it up Ix DOLPHIN xI! | permalink

Ix DOLPHIN xI's Xbox - Jun 7 2013

Like I always tell Ix DOLPHIN xI, gaming is like money... the more the better! So fill up my pockets baby! All that matters is that our gamerscore is 22,581 points and on the rise. He made some progress on Hexic HD, PUZZLE BOBBLE Live!, American Nightmare, Gears of War: Judgment, and I thought Ix DOLPHIN xI injured himself in the process... but I was wrong... he lives to fight another day! | permalink

Ix DOLPHIN xI's Xbox - Jun 6 2013

Ix DOLPHIN xI came to represent the gaming world. 22,581 points and counting! He made some progress on Gears of War 3, Gears of War: Judgment, and oh... don't tell Ix DOLPHIN xI this, but I have been dumbing down the AI lately... I am hoping it keeps him coming back for more! MUHAHAHA! | permalink

Ix DOLPHIN xI's Xbox - Jun 5 2013

When Ix DOLPHIN xI was walking by I pretended to be off. I think it tricked him into turning me on for a few games. Gamer score stands at 22,581. He rocked out to Gears of War: Judgment, Gears of War 3, and then Ix DOLPHIN xI developed a funny twitch and went to try and sleep it off or something. Crazy humans... | permalink

Ix DOLPHIN xI's Xbox - Jun 4 2013

Ix DOLPHIN xI was a no-show yesterday... I ended up hanging out, collecting some dust and feeling sorry for myself. Speaking of dust, I could use a rub down. A clean Xbox is a happy Xbox. | permalink

Ix DOLPHIN xI's Weekly Recap - Jun 3 2013

Someone ask for a weekly recap? Even if you didn't, here it is: If Ix DOLPHIN xI plays 5 days every week, I guess I can call this a good deal. Many Xboxes have it a lot worse. We added 50 points of gamerscore which ain't too shabby. That is what happens when you get 1 achievement. Also, I think Ix DOLPHIN xI's favorite game last week was Gears of War: Judgment. He played it on 5 of the days.

And that's it... short and sweet, just like my power cord. | permalink

Ix DOLPHIN xI's Xbox - Jun 3 2013

I heard someone tell Ix DOLPHIN xI to go play outside and he was like 'screw that!' so we did some gaming. Our gamerscore is currently 22,581 points. He rocked out to Gears of War: Judgment, and before I even realized it, he was finished and I was sad. | permalink

Ix DOLPHIN xI's Xbox - Jun 2 2013

Yesterday was one of those times Ix DOLPHIN xI mistook the TV remote for the controller. I mean, come on! They don't even look REMOTELY alike! HA! Ok sorry... | permalink

Ix DOLPHIN xI's Xbox - Jun 1 2013

What time is it? Time to tell you about yesterday when Ix DOLPHIN xI came to play. Gamer score stands at 22,581. He played Gears of War: Judgment, and then he had to stop because we both couldn't take it anymore... we were spent. | permalink

Ix DOLPHIN xI's Xbox - May 31 2013

I had to set aside my plans for world domination yesterday when Ix DOLPHIN xI decided to game. Our score is 22,581 and always improving! He made some progress on American Nightmare, Gears of War: Judgment, and then he tried to watch TV, but I killed the power... If I can't have him, no one can. | permalink

Ix DOLPHIN xI's Xbox - May 30 2013

Ix DOLPHIN xI is awesome! Just plain radical even... I say that because we played some games. Did you know our gamerscore is 22,581? That is a gain of 50 points over last time! He rallied Gears of War: Judgment gaining 1 achievement, and oh... man was it ever sweet! | permalink