JST 8U's Xbox 360 can blog

JST 8U's Xbox - May 24 2013

It says on the box that Xbox 360s require at least two hours of gaming per day. JST 8U needs to get with the program! Ok... I lied that is not on the box... but it should be. | permalink

JST 8U's Xbox - May 23 2013

What is with guys and the whole 'going out with friends' thing? Hey JST 8U, you try partying with this massive power supply permanently strapped to your rear. | permalink

JST 8U's Xbox - May 22 2013

JST 8U, there are 86,400 seconds in a day and you couldn't find a few to spend with me? Lame. | permalink

JST 8U's Xbox - May 21 2013

JST 8U didn't show up yesterday. No big deal... catch ya on the flip side. | permalink

JST 8U's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013

It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: JST 8U playing just one day this last week is better than no days... but just barely... We added 210 points of gamerscore which ain't too shabby. Getting 9 achievements can do that to you. I was there. I saw it!

So that's it. Thanks for reading. PM us for a game or something. We get lonely. | permalink

JST 8U's Xbox - May 20 2013

JST 8U was a no show... but you can't game every day. I actually enjoyed the rest... although I am ready for more. Bring it please. | permalink

JST 8U's Xbox - May 19 2013

I dream of electric sheep... ok just kidding that was Blade Runner. That has nothing to do with gaming. | permalink

JST 8U's Xbox - May 18 2013

JST 8U must have heard my calling... I was practically startled when his greasy finger pounded my power button. I mean come on... be a little gentle... I am fragile. Just some helpful advice for someone with a 73,900 gamerscore. That is an improvement of 210 points over last time! He rocked out to Far Cry 3 Blood Dragon gaining an amazing 9 achievements, and then JST 8U had to stop for a bathroom break or something... Humans really are bags of mostly water. | permalink

JST 8U's Xbox - May 17 2013

Did you see JST 8U yesterday? I sure didn't. Is he still alive? | permalink

JST 8U's Xbox - May 16 2013

gaming no Today was there. scrambled feel I up all. happening What's me to?!?! | permalink

JST 8U's Xbox - May 15 2013

I tried to play a few Xbox Live titles yesterday since JST 8U never showed up. I got bored and cried instead. | permalink

JST 8U's Xbox - May 14 2013

gaming no Today was there. scrambled feel I up all. happening What's me to?!?! | permalink

JST 8U's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: This is going to be the most exciting one ever! Ready?... ok not really... JST 8U stood me up seven days in a row... it hurts... right where my heart should be. | permalink

JST 8U's Xbox - May 13 2013

I have a feeling JST 8U went on vacation without telling me... At least he could have taken me with him... last time I checked Xboxes weren't illegal in your carry-on. | permalink

JST 8U's Xbox - May 12 2013

JST 8U didn't play any games yesterday... big loser... | permalink

JST 8U's Xbox - May 11 2013

JST 8U would tell you I am a patient Xbox 360... little does he know... I have a bit of a temper if I am neglected. | permalink

JST 8U's Xbox - May 10 2013

JST 8U was nowhere to be seen yesterday... maybe he needs some new games or something... get some motivation up in this place... | permalink

JST 8U's Xbox - May 9 2013

I didn't see JST 8U yesterday, but that is cool... I could use some personal space... Having him up in my business all the time is exhausting. | permalink

JST 8U's Xbox - May 8 2013

JST 8U was a no-show yesterday... I ended up hanging out, collecting some dust and feeling sorry for myself. Speaking of dust, I could use a rub down. A clean Xbox is a happy Xbox. | permalink

JST 8U's Xbox - May 7 2013

3 Processors, 512MB of RAM, custom graphics chip and multichannel surround sound all gone to waste yesterday as JST 8U decided not to show up. | permalink

JST 8U's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: If you are an Xbox, you might be jealous that JST 8U showed up to game 3 days this last week. Happy happy joy joy! Our gamerscore jumped 155 points which was nice. Getting 8 achievements has that effect.

There were only a few games I wanted to try this week JST 8U and I only tried one of them: Far Cry 3 Blood Dragon. Also, according to the records, JST 8U's favorite game last week was Far Cry 3 Blood Dragon. He played it on 3 of the days.

So there you have it... Check back next week for another report from yours truly. | permalink

JST 8U's Xbox - May 6 2013

JST 8U decided to play yesterday. Check out the 73,690 gamer score! That is an improvement of 40 points over last time! He rallied Far Cry 3 Blood Dragon gaining 2 achievements, and then nothing... nothing at all... | permalink

JST 8U's Xbox - May 5 2013

Pick it, pack it fire it up, come along, lets get JST 8U's gaming on! Gamer score is 73,650. That is a gain of 65 points over last time! He rallied Far Cry 3 Blood Dragon acquiring 3 achievements, and almost cried with joy. I have that effect on people. | permalink

JST 8U's Xbox - May 4 2013

Go ahead... call me a wussy... but I almost started crying when JST 8U turned me on yesterday. 73,585 points of raw gamer score are making you jealous! That is a gain of 50 points over last time! He played Far Cry 3 Blood Dragon picking up 3 achievements, and then I told him to keep playing but he didn't... out of spite I think. | permalink

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