JShef10's Xbox - May 24 2013
Yesterday I sat... alone... and wanting... 9 days of wanting infact...
Yesterday I sat... alone... and wanting... 9 days of wanting infact...
I read online that someone called me all 'emo' for complaining about JShef10 in my blog... what is with everyone and their labels? And in other news, no gaming yesterday... in case you were wondering...
I read somewhere that electronic products can turn yellow from lack of use... Do you really want a yellow Xbox JShef10? Do you?
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Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: I have to say I hate weeks like this... JShef10 played a single day... one... I feel like I am getting fat with all this sitting around. We added 20 points of gamerscore. Points are good! That 1 achievement was worth it I guess!
So that's it for now. It was a good week. On to the next one.
Time sure doesn't fly when JShef10 blows you off for a day and doesn't game.
All I can think about right now is gaming... gaming after lunch... gaming after dinner... gaming instead of sleep... I bet JShef10 is thinking the same thing... he has to be!
If I was JShef10, I would have totally played some games yesterday... but I am obviously not him because that did not happen.
JShef10 was absent yesterday... I was smelling something that reminded me of sweat... he better not be playing with a Nintendo Wii... burning calories while playing games is just wrong.
I didn't see JShef10 yesterday, but that is cool... I could use some personal space... Having him up in my business all the time is exhausting.
Another day, another opportunity wasted to play games... Maybe tomorrow JShef10? Maybe? Don't leave me hanging dude!
I didn't think I would see him yesterday, but JShef10 was back and ready for action. Total gamer score is 48,065 points. That is a profit of 20 points over last time! He rallied LEGO® Batman™ 2 acquiring 1 achievement, and then he almost hugged me, but I was like back off dude.
Someone ask for a weekly recap? Even if you didn't, here it is: I told JShef10 that 5 days of playing would be ideal... so last week there was some extra effort to get us there. Good job! It was productive... Gamerscore went up 255 points so I am happy. Yay for 5 achievements! w00t! Also, I think JShef10's favorite game last week was LEGO® Batman™ 2. He played it on 5 of the days.
I could go on and on with the stats, but that is enough.
JShef10 had to choose between watching TV and playing with me and I am happy to say I won... this time... Gamerscore is at 48,045 points. That is a gain of 90 points over last time! That was enough to cross the 48,000 mark! Good stuff! He made some progress on LEGO® Batman™ 2, and almost cried with joy. I have that effect on people.
When JShef10 was walking by I pretended to be off. I think it tricked him into turning me on for a few games. Gamer score stands at 47,955. He opened up LEGO® Batman™ 2, and I think there was some random Live Marketplace browsing, but I wasn't paying attention.
3 Processors, 512MB of RAM, custom graphics chip and multichannel surround sound all gone to waste yesterday as JShef10 decided not to show up.
There are people out there who think video games are violent. But after JShef10 played yesterday with his gamerscore of 47,955 points, there wasn't any violence at all. A little drooling maybe but definitely no violence. That is a boost of 140 points over last time! He made some progress on LEGO® Batman™ 2 gaining 5 achievements, and laughed with joy and glee the whole time. I like making people happy.
I heard that JShef10 was bragging about all the gaming we did and that had me really confused. Our gamerscore now stands at 47815 which is a change of 25 from the last time I remember it. However I can't tell you any of the games we played. I must be losing it. Oh well... gaming and not remembering is better than not gaming at all.
JShef10 likes to game, I like to game, this is a match made in heaven! It takes a gamer score like 47,790 to be as cool as him. He played LEGO® Batman™ 2, as well as checked out what was new in the live marketplace.
No games yesterday... maybe today... or tomorrow... or wait... are we playing right now? I get so confused!
It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: It is a good one! JShef10 had seven days of gaming! In a row! I know! Crazy! We added 335 points of gamerscore. Good stuff! Who knew 12 achievements could be worth that much? Ok I knew that... Also, by my expert calculations, JShef10's favorite game last week was LEGO® Batman™ 2. He played it on 7 of the days.
And that's all I got. I'm not a writer... just an Xbox.
When JShef10 was walking by I pretended to be off. I think it tricked him into turning me on for a few games. Gamer score stands at 47,790. That is a boost of 70 points over last time! He opened up LEGO® Batman™ 2 adding 3 achievements, as well as basked in the glow of the awesome dashboard software!
JShef10 needed a friend like me yesterday... I could see it in his eyes. I am there for you brother. Remember that. Gamer score is 47,720. That is a profit of 50 points over last time! He made some progress on LEGO® Batman™ 2 acquiring 2 achievements, and that was that.
Yesterday was a triumph! I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction with JShef10. Data indicates that gamerscore stands at an always improving 47,670. That is a gain of 25 points over last time! He opened up LEGO® Batman™ 2 gaining 4 achievements, and then I came out of my trance and realized it was all over.
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