Jack Burton 78's Xbox Blog

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Jack Burton 78's Xbox - May 22 2013

Good thing I have access to Jack Burton 78's entire MP3 collection streamed off his computer. It keeps me busy on days like yesterday when he never shows up to game. | permalink | 3 comments

Jack Burton 78's Xbox - May 21 2013

Jack Burton 78's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013

This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: For the record, it is better to have Jack Burton 78 play one day than to have never played last week at all. Our gamerscore jumped 15 points which was nice. Getting 1 achievement has that effect.

I could go on and on with the stats, but that is enough. | permalink | leave comment

Jack Burton 78's Xbox - May 20 2013

Wow... Jack Burton 78 must have some kids or pets or dragons or something thrashing around the house... I heard lots of noise, but didn't see any gaming. That's alright, animals and people first, game consoles always second... I don't expect much else.

It is probably better that Jack Burton 78 didn't play yesterday... it gives syndelin an opportunity to add to that 27,027 gamerscore and catch up to us! Booooo! | permalink | 1 comment

Jack Burton 78's Xbox - May 19 2013

Jack Burton 78 hit the switch and fired me up yesterday... his total gamer score is 78,415.That is a profit of 15 points over last time! He rallied L.A. Noire winning 1 achievement, and... hmmm... I forget what else we did... | permalink | 1 comment

Jack Burton 78's Xbox - May 18 2013

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click* | permalink | 2 comments

Jack Burton 78's Xbox - May 17 2013

I have come to realize that Jack Burton 78 has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity! | permalink | 3 comments

Jack Burton 78's Xbox - May 16 2013

All I can think about right now is gaming... gaming after lunch... gaming after dinner... gaming instead of sleep... I bet Jack Burton 78 is thinking the same thing... he has to be! | permalink | 1 comment

Jack Burton 78's Xbox - May 15 2013

I was a sad Xbox 360 yesterday... Jack Burton 78 never showed up to game. That makes 9 days!

This really sucks because it gives WINK a shot at widening the gap. We are still 8,689 points behind... but we can't get there if we don't play. | permalink | 4 comments

Jack Burton 78's Xbox - May 14 2013

I heard someone tell Jack Burton 78 to go outside and play... I mean really... he just walked right out the door! I was left alone, to contemplate where our relationship is going wrong. | permalink | 1 comment

Jack Burton 78's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: You thought my blog entries last week were all doom and gloom... sorry to say this weekly recap of gaming isn't much happier. A part of me thought Jack Burton 78 might get some late night gaming in last weekend... but not even that happened. Oh well, maybe tomorrow... or the day after that... or the day after that... | permalink | leave comment

Jack Burton 78's Xbox - May 13 2013

I have a feeling Jack Burton 78 went on vacation without telling me... At least he could have taken me with him... last time I checked Xboxes weren't illegal in your carry-on. | permalink | 3 comments

Jack Burton 78's Xbox - May 12 2013

It says on the box that Xbox 360s require at least two hours of gaming per day. Jack Burton 78 needs to get with the program! Ok... I lied that is not on the box... but it should be. | permalink | leave comment

Jack Burton 78's Xbox - May 11 2013

I know it isn't my place to complain... but come on Jack Burton 78... 5 days without gaming? I didn't think he could go that long! | permalink | 1 comment

Jack Burton 78's Xbox - May 10 2013

What is with guys and the whole 'going out with friends' thing? Hey Jack Burton 78, you try partying with this massive power supply permanently strapped to your rear.

What is really bad is I thought we were starting to catch up to MAXIMUS Rage and that 276,435 score... but not playing sure doesn't help the cause... | permalink | 2 comments

Jack Burton 78's Xbox - May 9 2013

While Jack Burton 78 was away yesterday, I was sitting here alone counting up all the achievement points he was missing out on! If you don't play me, you can't increase your score. Remember that! | permalink | 1 comment

Jack Burton 78's Xbox - May 8 2013

No games yesterday... maybe today... or tomorrow... or wait... are we playing right now? I get so confused! | permalink | 1 comment

Jack Burton 78's Xbox - May 7 2013

I was sort of hoping to game... but eh... no big deal. Whatever... maybe tomorrow right Jack Burton 78? Back me up! | permalink | leave comment

Jack Burton 78's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: Jack Burton 78 played 4 days last week... pretty solid I guess... I'm not feeling that picky lately. Our gamerscore jumped 105 points which was nice. Getting 6 achievements has that effect. Also, I think we can all agree that Jack Burton 78's favorite game last week was L.A. Noire. He played it on 3 of the days.

And that's all I got. I'm not a writer... just an Xbox. | permalink | leave comment

Jack Burton 78's Xbox - May 6 2013

Well, I didn't get to game yesterday... I hope this doesn't become some sort of trend... that would be on the lame side of things... | permalink | 2 comments

Jack Burton 78's Xbox - May 5 2013

Jack Burton 78 showed up yesterday, which is good cause we make a great gaming team. I do millions of calculations a second and he pushes buttons! Our gamerscore is 78,400. That is an improvement of 30 points over last time! He played L.A. Noire finishing 1 achievement, and oh... man was it ever sweet!

This is really good stuff... the more we play, the more chances we have to prevent SpeleoFool from leaving us in the dust. Call me crazy, but that 137,765 point deficit is totally doable... | permalink | leave comment

Jack Burton 78's Xbox - May 4 2013

Jack Burton 78 is awesome! Just plain radical even... I say that because we played some games. Did you know our gamerscore is 78,370? He rallied GTA IV, and... hmmm... I forget what else we did... | permalink | 1 comment

Jack Burton 78's Xbox - May 3 2013

I told Jack Burton 78 'Don't make me hurt you!' and the threat worked because he decided to show up yesterday. A gamer score of 78,370 is in our back pocket. He rocked out to GTA IV, L.A. Noire acquiring 1 achievement, and afterwards, there were some awkward stares and silence... you know how it is. | permalink | 1 comment

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Bragging Rights

Total Achievements Unlocked: 3,394
Badge Score: 440
Current streak: 0 days
Longest streak: 207 days
Current score streak: 0 days
Longest score streak: 10 days
Play percentage: 76.40%
Largest achievement gain: 1/26/2008 (39)
Largest gamerscore gain: 3/10/2008 (2,450)
Largest weekly achievement gain: 10/26/2009 (47)
Largest weekly gamerscore gain: 10/26/2009 (1,015)