Jack Knows' Xbox 360 can blog

Jack Knows' Xbox - May 24 2013

I gots me a new gamerpicture and it is the new hotness. I luv new picture changes... On the gaming front...Go ahead... call me a wussy... but I almost started crying when Jack Knows turned me on yesterday. 72,305 points of raw gamer score are making you jealous! He made some progress on Fragger, Rainbow Six® Vegas, as well as checked out what was new in the live marketplace. | permalink

Jack Knows' Xbox - May 23 2013

There are people out there who think video games are violent. But after Jack Knows played yesterday with his gamerscore of 72,305 points, there wasn't any violence at all. A little drooling maybe but definitely no violence. That is a profit of 10 points over last time! He played LOST PLANET 2 gaining 1 achievement, and then it felt like he threw my controller and I was like, TAKE IT EASY SHEESH and we stopped. | permalink

Jack Knows' Xbox - May 22 2013

Yesterday was a triumph! I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction with Jack Knows. Data indicates that gamerscore stands at an always improving 72,295. That is an increase of 45 points over last time! He played LOST PLANET 2 gaining 3 achievements, and oh... remember to check out my avatar. Isn't he looking awesome lately? | permalink

Jack Knows' Xbox - May 21 2013

Jack Knows' Weekly Recap - May 20 2013

Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: Oh man are my cores just rocking... Jack Knows played seven days last week! SEVEN! That is a NUMBER SEVEN followed by NO ZEROS! HOT! We added 390 points of gamerscore. Points are good! Those 14 achievements were worth it I guess! Also, according to the records, Jack Knows' favorite game last week was Rainbow Six® Vegas. He played it on 6 of the days.

And that is the news for now... Check back next week... same bat time, same bat channel... | permalink

Jack Knows' Xbox - May 20 2013

I was about to feel sorry for myself, until Jack Knows showed up and made my day with a little gaming! Our gamerscore stands at 72,200 and counting! That is a profit of 30 points over last time! He opened up Fragger, Rainbow Six® Vegas gaining 1 achievement, and then Jack Knows developed a funny twitch and went to try and sleep it off or something. Crazy humans... | permalink

Jack Knows' Xbox - May 19 2013

When you get right down to it, when Jack Knows decides to play - it's a good day all around. Our score is 72,170 and always improving! That is a profit of 240 points over last time! We have now entered the 72,000 GS club! He rocked out to Counter-Strike: GO gaining 2 achievements to defeat the game, Fragger acquiring 1 achievement, Rainbow Six® Vegas finishing 3 achievements, and then I basked in the warm glow of post gaming. Mmmm warm... | permalink

Jack Knows' Xbox - May 18 2013

Jack Knows held the Xbox button on his controller down for a few seconds and our adventure began! A gamer score of 71,930 is lighting the way. That is an improvement of 60 points over last time! He made some progress on Fragger picking up 2 achievements, Quantum of Solace PC picking up 2 achievements, Rainbow Six® Vegas, Counter-Strike: GO, and then it felt like he threw my controller and I was like, TAKE IT EASY SHEESH and we stopped. | permalink

Jack Knows' Xbox - May 17 2013

I was about to feel sorry for myself, until Jack Knows showed up and made my day with a little gaming! Our gamerscore stands at 71,870 and counting! That is a gain of 30 points over last time! He rocked out to Rainbow Six® Vegas picking up 2 achievements, Counter-Strike: GO, and before I even realized it, he was finished and I was sad. | permalink

Jack Knows' Xbox - May 16 2013

Consoles are for playing! I am glad Jack Knows picked up on that yesterday... Gamerscore is a respectful 71,840 points. That is an improvement of 30 points over last time! He opened up Rainbow Six® Vegas winning 1 achievement, Counter-Strike: GO, and after that powered me down without even saying good night. I mean what the heck? | permalink

Jack Knows' Xbox - May 15 2013

Jack Knows really threw down yesterday. It was good to see! I wish you could have been there! Last time I checked, his gamer score is 71,810. He made some progress on Counter-Strike: GO, Fragger, Halo 3, COD: Black Ops II, and did it while drooling over my awesome graphics and sound. It is worth mentioning that we have played 140 days in a row! | permalink

Jack Knows' Xbox - May 14 2013

Jack Knows likes to game, I like to game, this is a match made in heaven! It takes a gamer score like 71,810 to be as cool as him. He opened up Rainbow Six® Vegas, Counter-Strike: GO, Call of Duty 4, as well as basked in the glow of the awesome dashboard software! | permalink

Jack Knows' Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: You can't ask for a better week than when Jack Knows shows up to play Seven days in a row!! We really made it happen on the gamerscore front. An increase of 1205 points makes for a nice bounty. Those 49 achievements were worth it I guess!

I persuaded Jack Knows to try 3 games last week: Doritos Crash Course 2, Far Cry 3 Blood Dragon, and MOH Airborne. It was a mix of good and bad. Oh, and from what I remember, Jack Knows' favorite game last week was Max Payne 3. He played it on 6 of the days.

And that is all I got... it's not much, but it is interesting. | permalink

Jack Knows' Xbox - May 13 2013

If you didn't recognize me, my gamertile has changed. Check the sucker out. I think I like it more than the old one. The old one was cool, but this is pretty kickin. I hope other people don't choose the same one. In gaming related news... I was about to feel sorry for myself, until Jack Knows showed up and made my day with a little gaming! Our gamerscore stands at 71,810 and counting! That is an increase of 200 points over last time! He made some progress on Counter-Strike: GO, Max Payne 3 winning 3 achievements, Rainbow Six® Vegas finishing 2 achievements, and then it felt like he threw my controller and I was like, TAKE IT EASY SHEESH and we stopped. | permalink

Jack Knows' Xbox - May 12 2013

I love to game, you love to game, Jack Knows loves to game, we all love to game! 71,610 points FTW!!! That is an improvement of 105 points over last time! He played Rainbow Six® Vegas, COD: Black Ops II, Doritos Crash Course 2 winning an amazing 6 achievements to complete the game, Counter-Strike: GO, MOH Airborne finishing 2 achievements, and then Jack Knows developed a funny twitch and went to try and sleep it off or something. Crazy humans... | permalink

Jack Knows' Xbox - May 11 2013

Jack Knows was looking kind of weepy... luckily I was here to 'console' him... heh heh get it? Our gamerscore is fan-frickin-tastic 71,505 . That is a gain of 290 points over last time! He opened up Fragger winning 1 achievement, Doritos Crash Course 2 gaining an amazing 12 achievements, Max Payne 3, COD: Black Ops II, Rainbow Six® Vegas finishing 1 achievement, MOH Airborne, Counter-Strike: GO finishing 1 achievement, and then nothing... nothing at all... | permalink

Jack Knows' Xbox - May 10 2013

There are people out there who think video games are violent. But after Jack Knows played yesterday with his gamerscore of 71,215 points, there wasn't any violence at all. A little drooling maybe but definitely no violence. That is an improvement of 210 points over last time! He played Fragger, Max Payne 3 picking up 1 achievement, Doritos Crash Course 2 finishing an amazing 10 achievements, MOH Airborne adding 4 achievements, and did it while drooling over my awesome graphics and sound. | permalink

Jack Knows' Xbox - May 9 2013

I had to set aside my plans for world domination yesterday when Jack Knows decided to game. Our score is 71,005 and always improving! That is an improvement of 285 points over last time! That was enough to cross the 71,000 mark! Good stuff! He played Max Payne 3, and Jack Knows won't admit this, but I had to force him to stop. | permalink

Jack Knows' Xbox - May 8 2013

There are people out there who think video games are violent. But after Jack Knows played yesterday with his gamerscore of 70,720 points, there wasn't any violence at all. A little drooling maybe but definitely no violence. That is a boost of 115 points over last time! He rallied Max Payne 3, Counter-Strike: GO, Far Cry 3 Blood Dragon finishing an amazing 6 achievements, and oh... don't tell Jack Knows this, but I have been dumbing down the AI lately... I am hoping it keeps him coming back for more! MUHAHAHA! | permalink

Jack Knows' Xbox - May 7 2013

Jack Knows is making me proud and his opponents jealous... even if they are bots or mindless AI sometimes! Check out the 70,605 gamer score! He played Counter-Strike: GO, Rainbow Six® Vegas, COD: Black Ops II, Call of Duty Black Ops, Max Payne 3, MOH Airborne, and then I basked in the warm glow of post gaming. Mmmm warm... | permalink

Jack Knows' Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

Someone ask for a weekly recap? Even if you didn't, here it is: Not many Xboxes can claim seven days of gaming in a row. Last week Jack Knows and I can... and we will... and it feels so good! We added 580 points of gamerscore. Good stuff! Who knew 28 achievements could be worth that much? Ok I knew that...

I was feeling bored last week and told Jack Knows to try a new game: Fragger. It was a lot cooler than I thought it would be. Also, according to the records, Jack Knows' favorite game last week was Wordament. He played it on 7 of the days.

And that is the news for now... Check back next week... same bat time, same bat channel... | permalink

Jack Knows' Xbox - May 6 2013

Jack Knows is awesome! Just plain radical even... I say that because we played some games. Did you know our gamerscore is 70,605? That is a boost of 205 points over last time! He rocked out to COD: Black Ops II, Fragger gaining 1 achievement, Max Payne 3 picking up an amazing 6 achievements, and oh... don't tell Jack Knows this, but I have been getting in a little video chat in the off-hours. Booyah! | permalink

Jack Knows' Xbox - May 5 2013

Jack Knows must have heard my calling... I was practically startled when his greasy finger pounded my power button. I mean come on... be a little gentle... I am fragile. Just some helpful advice for someone with a 70,400 gamerscore. That is an improvement of 170 points over last time! He made some progress on Medal of Honor™ picking up 1 achievement to conquer the game, Max Payne 3 acquiring 2 achievements, Fragger gaining 3 achievements, COD: Black Ops II, and did it while drooling over my awesome graphics and sound. It is worth mentioning that we have played 130 days in a row! | permalink

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