Jackamo Jones' Xbox - May 25 2013
3 Processors, 512MB of RAM, custom graphics chip and multichannel surround sound all gone to waste yesterday as Jackamo Jones decided not to show up.
3 Processors, 512MB of RAM, custom graphics chip and multichannel surround sound all gone to waste yesterday as Jackamo Jones decided not to show up.
Yesterday was a triumph! I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction with Jackamo Jones. Data indicates that gamerscore stands at an always improving 258,928. He made some progress on Darksiders, as well as basked in the glow of the awesome dashboard software!
I told Jackamo Jones 'Hey man, it is time to play games' and YAY! he listened! Gamer score is 258,928. He rallied A Kingdom for Keflings, Chime, Mr. DRILLER Online, and it's a good thing he stopped there, otherwise the concentrated awesomeness could have blown out my circuits.
Jackamo Jones is awesome! Just plain radical even... I say that because we played some games. Did you know our gamerscore is 258,928? That is an increase of 245 points over last time! He rallied Family Game Night gaining an amazing 11 achievements to complete the game, and then the lightweight went to bed. Freakin' wuss.
When you want to get on the cover of the gaming magazines, you have to play every day! I keep telling Jackamo Jones that as motivation... yesterday it worked! We went for a spin... played some games... ended with a score of 258,683. That is a profit of 680 points over last time! He played Darksiders adding an amazing 6 achievements, Robotron: 2084 adding 1 achievement, After Burner Climax gaining an amazing 12 achievements to complete the game, Chime picking up 3 achievements, Family Game Night picking up an amazing 52 achievements, and then it felt like he threw my controller and I was like, TAKE IT EASY SHEESH and we stopped.
Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: I told Jackamo Jones that 5 days of playing would be ideal... so last week there was some extra effort to get us there. Good job! Our gamerscore jumped 180 points which was nice. Getting 7 achievements has that effect. Oh, and from what I remember, Jackamo Jones' favorite game last week was Darksiders. He played it on 5 of the days.
Another week finished... staring down the barrel of another one. Check back to find out what happens!
Jackamo Jones was a no-show yesterday... I ended up hanging out, collecting some dust and feeling sorry for myself. Speaking of dust, I could use a rub down. A clean Xbox is a happy Xbox.
Jackamo Jones didn't show up yesterday. No big deal... catch ya on the flip side.
Oh man, Jackamo Jones was totally in the gaming zone yesterday when he fired me up to play. 258,003 points of total gamerscore doesn't do his skills justice. That is an increase of 30 points over last time! We have now entered the 258,000 GS club! He opened up Darksiders acquiring 2 achievements, and oh... don't tell Jackamo Jones this, but I have been dumbing down the AI lately... I am hoping it keeps him coming back for more! MUHAHAHA!
Jackamo Jones showed up yesterday and we were like a superhero team together. I make a great sidekick! Gamerscore stands at 257,973. Up up and away right? That is a boost of 30 points over last time! He played Darksiders finishing 1 achievement, as well as basked in the glow of the awesome dashboard software!
Have you ever wondered what it was like to play games with someone who has a gamerscore of 257,943? Well guess what... you will never know, and I do! Jackamo Jones is mine! All mine! No touchy! That is a gain of 40 points over last time! He rocked out to Darksiders acquiring 2 achievements, and then the lightweight went to bed. Freakin' wuss.
Sure, Jackamo Jones and I played some games yesterday but I can't even tell you what they were... I wasn't even paying attention. Blah blah blah... games... yeah... Our score is now 257903 which is a gain of 60 points... exciting. Next time I will try and remember what we played.
Jackamo Jones decided to play yesterday. Check out the 257,843 gamer score! That is a boost of 20 points over last time! He opened up Darksiders picking up 2 achievements, and... hmmm... maybe that was all... it felt like we played more games.
Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: If Jackamo Jones plays 2 days every week, I guess I can call this a good deal. Many Xboxes have it a lot worse. We added 150 points of gamerscore. Points are good! Those 7 achievements were worth it I guess! Also, I think Jackamo Jones' favorite game last week was Darksiders. He played it on 2 of the days.
And that is all I got... it's not much, but it is interesting.
Jackamo Jones is the best... he treats me right, I treat him right. It is a good thing we have going here. Gamer score stands at 257,823. Not too shabby! That is a gain of 80 points over last time! He opened up Darksiders picking up 4 achievements, and... hmmm... maybe that was all... it felt like we played more games.
If Jackamo Jones was a true gamer, he would have played yesterday, but he decided to do something else instead. he better not have another console...
Jackamo Jones was a no-show yesterday... I ended up hanging out, collecting some dust and feeling sorry for myself. Speaking of dust, I could use a rub down. A clean Xbox is a happy Xbox.
I didn't see Jackamo Jones yesterday, but that is cool... I could use some personal space... Having him up in my business all the time is exhausting.
Jackamo Jones decided to play yesterday. Check out the 257,743 gamer score! That is an improvement of 70 points over last time! He made some progress on Darksiders adding 3 achievements, and Jackamo Jones won't admit this, but I had to force him to stop.
I dream of electric sheep... ok just kidding that was Blade Runner. That has nothing to do with gaming.
Jackamo Jones had the funny 'non-gaming' look in his eyes yesterday so I just kept to myself...
Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: It is a good one! Jackamo Jones had seven days of gaming! In a row! I know! Crazy! We really made it happen on the gamerscore front. An increase of 815 points makes for a nice bounty. Those 33 achievements were worth it I guess!
I was feeling a little bored last week and persuaded Jackamo Jones to try a new game: Quarrel. It wasn't as cool as I thought it would be. Also, I think Jackamo Jones' favorite game last week was Darksiders. He played it on 4 of the days.
And that's it... short and sweet, just like my power cord.
There are people out there who think video games are violent. But after Jackamo Jones played yesterday with his gamerscore of 257,673 points, there wasn't any violence at all. A little drooling maybe but definitely no violence. That is an improvement of 175 points over last time! He made some progress on Darksiders finishing an amazing 9 achievements, and that was that.
Jackamo Jones is awesome! Just plain radical even... I say that because we played some games. Did you know our gamerscore is 257,498? He made some progress on Dust: An Elysian Tail, and then he had to stop because we both couldn't take it anymore... we were spent.
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