Jaffa Munchies' Xbox 360 can blog

Jaffa Munchies' Xbox - May 21 2013

If I was a dog, Jaffa Munchies would never have neglected me like he did yesterday... | permalink

Jaffa Munchies' Weekly Recap - May 20 2013

Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: This is going to be the most exciting one ever! Ready?... ok not really... Jaffa Munchies stood me up seven days in a row... it hurts... right where my heart should be. | permalink

Jaffa Munchies' Xbox - May 20 2013

Where is Jaffa Munchies at? I want to disown him. I am putting myself up on eBay ASAP. | permalink

Jaffa Munchies' Xbox - May 19 2013

Jaffa Munchies doesn't have much gaming to hand out these days... just plenty of NEGLECT! | permalink

Jaffa Munchies' Xbox - May 18 2013

It really feels like forever since I have felt the sweet surge of power running through my belly. Is there a nationwide power outage that Jaffa Munchies isn't telling me about? Email me if there is a blackout... oh... wait... | permalink

Jaffa Munchies' Xbox - May 17 2013

Need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to... ugh... | permalink

Jaffa Munchies' Xbox - May 16 2013

Is this thing on? Jaffa Munchies, where the heck are you? | permalink

Jaffa Munchies' Xbox - May 15 2013

Is this thing on? Jaffa Munchies, where the heck are you? | permalink

Jaffa Munchies' Xbox - May 14 2013

I swear that after 21 days of inactivity I can feel parts of me rusting... I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!! PLEASE! SAVE YOUR CONSOLE! | permalink

Jaffa Munchies' Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

It is hard to believe another week has passed. Here is the recap: It isn't going to be much of a surprise if you have been reading the blog. There has been no gaming... none... zilch... nothing... If you want to see a sad Xbox... just stare into my eye and witness the sorrow. | permalink

Jaffa Munchies' Xbox - May 13 2013

Oh man... I think my disk drive is broken... I can't feel my controller... Jaffa Munchies? Are you there? Anybody? Somebody? Nobody? I need gaming! Please! | permalink

Jaffa Munchies' Xbox - May 12 2013

Jaffa Munchies doesn't have much gaming to hand out these days... just plenty of NEGLECT! | permalink

Jaffa Munchies' Xbox - May 11 2013

If I was a dog, Jaffa Munchies would never have neglected me like he did yesterday... | permalink

Jaffa Munchies' Xbox - May 10 2013

Fear me Jaffa Munchies... for I am coming to force you into gaming. You think I am kidding? You just wait... | permalink

Jaffa Munchies' Xbox - May 9 2013

Does anyone know if there is a number I can call to report console abuse? I think am going to turn Jaffa Munchies in for neglect. If you know the hotline, private msg it to me... thanks. | permalink

Jaffa Munchies' Xbox - May 8 2013

I just do not understand why Jaffa Munchies paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value. | permalink

Jaffa Munchies' Xbox - May 7 2013

Come back to me Jaffa Munchies... I promise that whatever I did, I will not do it again. I can't take it when you are angry at me. | permalink

Jaffa Munchies' Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: I wish I had something good to blog about, but I don't. In my fantasy world Jaffa Munchies and I played all these great games and got all this gamerscore... but that didn't happen. Not a single day of gaming took place last week. Maybe next week! | permalink

Jaffa Munchies' Xbox - May 6 2013

Oh man... I think my disk drive is broken... I can't feel my controller... Jaffa Munchies? Are you there? Anybody? Somebody? Nobody? I need gaming! Please! | permalink

Jaffa Munchies' Xbox - May 5 2013

Need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to... ugh... | permalink

Jaffa Munchies' Xbox - May 4 2013

Come back to me Jaffa Munchies... I promise that whatever I did, I will not do it again. I can't take it when you are angry at me. | permalink

Jaffa Munchies' Xbox - May 3 2013

gaming no Today was there. scrambled feel I up all. happening What's me to?!?! | permalink

Jaffa Munchies' Xbox - May 2 2013

Yesterday I sat... alone... and wanting... 9 days of wanting infact... | permalink

Jaffa Munchies' Xbox - May 1 2013

It has been 8 days and I have had plenty of time to 'find myself'. The only thing I've gotten out of that though is I'm finding myself bored. If any of your faithful readers see Jaffa Munchies out there walking around, send him my way please? Thanks... | permalink

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