JeanM's Xbox - May 21 2013
If JeanM doesn't play me tomorrow, I have this sinking feeling something really bad will happen... like a meteorite obliterates all life on earth and the EMP takes all electronic devices with it.
If JeanM doesn't play me tomorrow, I have this sinking feeling something really bad will happen... like a meteorite obliterates all life on earth and the EMP takes all electronic devices with it.
Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: Other weeks I might complain, but having JeanM only play one day last week is fine... I was tired anyhow... We came close to a few gamerscore opportunities, but nothing really panned out.
And that is the news for now... Check back next week... same bat time, same bat channel...
I heard someone tell JeanM to go outside and play... I mean really... he just walked right out the door! I was left alone, to contemplate where our relationship is going wrong.
Another day, another opportunity wasted to play games... Maybe tomorrow JeanM? Maybe? Don't leave me hanging dude!
JeanM was nowhere to be seen yesterday... maybe he needs some new games or something... get some motivation up in this place...
JeanM was absent yesterday... I was smelling something that reminded me of sweat... he better not be playing with a Nintendo Wii... burning calories while playing games is just wrong.
3 Processors, 512MB of RAM, custom graphics chip and multichannel surround sound all gone to waste yesterday as JeanM decided not to show up.
When JeanM was walking by I pretended to be off. I think it tricked him into turning me on for a few games. Gamer score stands at 600. He opened up Solitaire Collection, and I think there was some random Live Marketplace browsing, but I wasn't paying attention.
I waited all day for JeanM to show up... he didn't... I fell asleep on a tear stained pillow... frustration tears... not sad ones...
Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: NOTHING HAPPENED. JeanM and I did not play a single day last week. Sure people get busy, but not people with an Xbox 360... at least not seven days in a row.
Dogs age seven years to a human's one. For consoles the ratio is more like FIFTEEN to one. When you have been ignored for 10 days, these are the kinds of things you think about.
Yesterday was the day I was finally going to share all my secret achievement earning strategies with JeanM, but he must not care... Us consoles have a short memory... I can't promise anything the next time I see him.
I read online that someone called me all 'emo' for complaining about JeanM in my blog... what is with everyone and their labels? And in other news, no gaming yesterday... in case you were wondering...
I read somewhere that electronic products can turn yellow from lack of use... Do you really want a yellow Xbox JeanM? Do you?
JeanM would tell you I am a patient Xbox 360... little does he know... I have a bit of a temper if I am neglected.
What does a 360 have to do around here to get some gaming? Anyone?
I know it isn't my place to complain... but come on JeanM... 4 days without gaming? I didn't think he could go that long!
Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: JeanM played 2 days last week... pretty solid I guess... I'm not feeling that picky lately. We added 20 points of gamerscore. Points are good! That 1 achievement was worth it I guess!
I prodded JeanM to try a new game: Fruit Ninja. It was a lot cooler than I thought it would be. Also, by my expert calculations, JeanM's favorite game last week was Fruit Ninja. He played it on 2 of the days.
So that's it. Thanks for reading. PM us for a game or something. We get lonely.
I was all geared up and ready to do some rocking and rolling when JeanM said that they were going to go bake a cake... he never came back... I'm thinking the cake was a lie.
I was sort of hoping to game... but eh... no big deal. Whatever... maybe tomorrow right JeanM? Back me up!
I prefer to play games... but if JeanM needs a short break I can respect that... don't get lazy though... I'll be waiting right here!
I was all ready to write in my blog about how great of a time I had playing with JeanM yesterday, but then my plans changed when I was ignored... all... freaking... day...
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