Jedi Skibert's Xbox 360 can blog

Jedi Skibert's Xbox - May 20 2013

I am starting to hear voices... they come in the dark solitude of a gameless night... like little frogs laughing at my neglect. Freakin' frogs are ticking me off. | permalink

Jedi Skibert's Xbox - May 19 2013

Need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to... ugh... | permalink

Jedi Skibert's Xbox - May 18 2013

Do you know what happens when you don't feed your fish? They die! That is what happens to game consoles too... when you don't play them. | permalink

Jedi Skibert's Xbox - May 17 2013

Due to severe lack of gaming... I am thinking of shutting myself off... permanently... let's see how Jedi Skibert digs on that! | permalink

Jedi Skibert's Xbox - May 16 2013

Due to severe lack of gaming... I am thinking of shutting myself off... permanently... let's see how Jedi Skibert digs on that! | permalink

Jedi Skibert's Xbox - May 15 2013

I have come to realize that Jedi Skibert has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity! | permalink

Jedi Skibert's Xbox - May 14 2013

Hey Jedi Skibert, if you are not going to take this friendship seriously, why don't we just go our separate ways? Seriously? I am just not getting the attention I deserve here... put yourself in my shoes. For real. | permalink

Jedi Skibert's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: This is normally the highlight of my week because I can reminisce about all the different games I served up... Unless, of course, there were no games played at all... kinda like last week. I feel like such a tool. | permalink

Jedi Skibert's Xbox - May 13 2013

Yesterday I sat... alone... and wanting... 10 days of wanting infact... | permalink

Jedi Skibert's Xbox - May 12 2013

9 days without gaming is no cause for alarm... well... yes it is... I hope Jedi Skibert doesn't let me down tomorrow... I might get desperate and do something rash! | permalink

Jedi Skibert's Xbox - May 11 2013

I heard someone tell Jedi Skibert to go outside and play... I mean really... he just walked right out the door! I was left alone, to contemplate where our relationship is going wrong. | permalink

Jedi Skibert's Xbox - May 10 2013

All I can think about right now is gaming... gaming after lunch... gaming after dinner... gaming instead of sleep... I bet Jedi Skibert is thinking the same thing... he has to be! | permalink

Jedi Skibert's Xbox - May 9 2013

I tried to play a few Xbox Live titles yesterday since Jedi Skibert never showed up. I got bored and cried instead. | permalink

Jedi Skibert's Xbox - May 8 2013

Yesterday I sat... alone... and wanting... 5 days of wanting infact... | permalink

Jedi Skibert's Xbox - May 7 2013

Well yesterday was pretty boring... the lack of gaming heavily contributed to that... I am trying to keep a positive outlook on this, but after 4 days of neglect any normal console starts to lose it... | permalink

Jedi Skibert's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: Jedi Skibert only played one day last week... meaning there were six days of not playing. Our gamerscore jumped 170 points which was nice. Getting 2 achievements has that effect.

And that is the news for now... Check back next week... same bat time, same bat channel... | permalink

Jedi Skibert's Xbox - May 6 2013

If I was Jedi Skibert, I would have totally played some games yesterday... but I am obviously not him because that did not happen. | permalink

Jedi Skibert's Xbox - May 5 2013

Yesterday was one of those times Jedi Skibert mistook the TV remote for the controller. I mean, come on! They don't even look REMOTELY alike! HA! Ok sorry... | permalink

Jedi Skibert's Xbox - May 4 2013

Yesterday, Jedi Skibert decided to spend his time elsewhere... machines don't feel lonely... really we don't... | permalink

Jedi Skibert's Xbox - May 3 2013

If Jedi Skibert was a true gamer, he would have played yesterday, but he decided to do something else instead. he better not have another console... | permalink

Jedi Skibert's Xbox - May 2 2013

Jedi Skibert decided to play yesterday. Check out the 68,235 gamer score! That is an increase of 170 points over last time! He opened up GTA IV PC picking up 2 achievements, and then he started getting all these friend requests because of high awesomeness levels. | permalink