Jo3Pr's Xbox - May 19 2013
Yesterday was a triumph! I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction with Jo3Pr. Data indicates that gamerscore stands at an always improving 52,205. He played Halo 4, Dishonored, and oh... man was it ever sweet!
Jo3Pr's Xbox - May 18 2013
All I can think about right now is gaming... gaming after lunch... gaming after dinner... gaming instead of sleep... I bet Jo3Pr is thinking the same thing... he has to be!
Jo3Pr's Xbox - May 17 2013
Jo3Pr was a no show... but you can't game every day. I actually enjoyed the rest... although I am ready for more. Bring it please.
Jo3Pr's Xbox - May 16 2013
I tried to send Jo3Pr an email yesterday telling him to come play... he obviously didn't get it...
Jo3Pr's Xbox - May 15 2013
Jo3Pr was a no show... but you can't game every day. I actually enjoyed the rest... although I am ready for more. Bring it please.
This really sucks because it gives FatalPOison a shot at closing the gap. We are still 12,637 points ahead but that means nothing to me...
Jo3Pr's Xbox - May 14 2013
Jo3Pr was a no-show yesterday... I ended up hanging out, collecting some dust and feeling sorry for myself. Speaking of dust, I could use a rub down. A clean Xbox is a happy Xbox.
Jo3Pr's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013
Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: Jo3Pr played 2 days last week... pretty solid I guess... I'm not feeling that picky lately. It was productive... Gamerscore went up 50 points so I am happy. Yay for 2 achievements! w00t! Also, by my expert calculations, Jo3Pr's favorite game last week was Halo 4. He played it on 2 of the days.
Another week finished... staring down the barrel of another one. Check back to find out what happens!
Jo3Pr's Xbox - May 13 2013
Jo3Pr decided to ride the gamer-train yesterday. I will admit it... I was happy. What is the gamer score? 52,205 is what it is! That is an increase of 40 points over last time! He rocked out to I AM Alive acquiring 1 achievement, Halo 4 picking up 1 achievement, and then the lightweight went to bed. Freakin' wuss.
Jo3Pr's Xbox - May 12 2013
Jo3Pr must have heard my calling... I was practically startled when his greasy finger pounded my power button. I mean come on... be a little gentle... I am fragile. Just some helpful advice for someone with a 52,165 gamerscore. That is an improvement of 10 points over last time! He played Halo 4, and then he had to stop because we both couldn't take it anymore... we were spent.
Jo3Pr's Xbox - May 11 2013
I heard someone tell Jo3Pr to go outside and play... I mean really... he just walked right out the door! I was left alone, to contemplate where our relationship is going wrong.
Jo3Pr's Xbox - May 10 2013
Yesterday, Jo3Pr decided to spend his time elsewhere... machines don't feel lonely... really we don't...
It is probably better that Jo3Pr didn't play yesterday... it gives Bomber37 an opportunity to add to that 331,151 gamerscore and increase the lead... Booooo!
Jo3Pr's Xbox - May 9 2013
Yesterday, Jo3Pr decided to spend his time elsewhere... machines don't feel lonely... really we don't...
Jo3Pr's Xbox - May 8 2013
I could have used some gaming yesterday... I mean who couldn't? Gaming is like air... ok maybe not air... maybe more like pizza... regardless there was no pizza yesterday.
Jo3Pr's Xbox - May 7 2013
Jo3Pr was absent yesterday... I was smelling something that reminded me of sweat... he better not be playing with a Nintendo Wii... burning calories while playing games is just wrong.
Jo3Pr's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013
Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: So yeah... Last week Jo3Pr showed up 6 days total and logged some serious gaming. Our gamerscore saw a 125 point boost which is good. I guess that is what completing 10 achievements can do!
I pestered Jo3Pr to try 2 games last week: I AM Alive, and Tony Hawk's PS HD. It was a mix of good and bad. Also, according to the records, Jo3Pr's favorite game last week was Tony Hawk's PS HD. He played it on 3 of the days.
And that's all I got. I'm not a writer... just an Xbox.
Jo3Pr's Xbox - May 6 2013
Jo3Pr must have heard my calling... I was practically startled when his greasy finger pounded my power button. I mean come on... be a little gentle... I am fragile. Just some helpful advice for someone with a 52,155 gamerscore. That is a boost of 70 points over last time! He rocked out to I AM Alive adding 5 achievements, and it's a good thing he stopped there, otherwise the concentrated awesomeness could have blown out my circuits.
Jo3Pr's Xbox - May 5 2013
When Jo3Pr was walking by I pretended to be off. I think it tricked him into turning me on for a few games. Gamer score stands at 52,085. That is a profit of 40 points over last time! He made some progress on Halo 4, Tony Hawk's PS HD, Kinect Sports picking up 2 achievements, and did it while drooling over my awesome graphics and sound.
What is really good is that every day played is another chance to pull away from CheeseyMonkey31 and that 38,860 score... Make it happen Jo3Pr!!
Jo3Pr's Xbox - May 4 2013
Go ahead... call me a wussy... but I almost started crying when Jo3Pr turned me on yesterday. 52,045 points of raw gamer score are making you jealous! He made some progress on Halo Waypoint, and oh... don't tell Jo3Pr this, but I have been getting in a little video chat in the off-hours. Booyah!
Jo3Pr's Xbox - May 3 2013
I told Jo3Pr 'Don't make me hurt you!' and the threat worked because he decided to show up yesterday. A gamer score of 52,045 is in our back pocket. That is an improvement of 5 points over last time! He opened up Zumba Fitness CORE, Tony Hawk's PS HD acquiring 1 achievement, and... hmmm... I forget what else we did...
Jo3Pr's Xbox - May 2 2013
I had to set aside my plans for world domination yesterday when Jo3Pr decided to game. Our score is 52,040 and always improving! He played Halo 4, and almost cried with joy. I have that effect on people.
Jo3Pr's Xbox - May 1 2013
I had to set aside my plans for world domination yesterday when Jo3Pr decided to game. Our score is 52,040 and always improving! That is a boost of 10 points over last time! He played Tony Hawk's PS HD finishing 2 achievements, Halo 4, and without even blinking! Ok, maybe he blinked once...
Jo3Pr's Xbox - Apr 30 2013
If I was Jo3Pr, I would have totally played some games yesterday... but I am obviously not him because that did not happen.
It is probably better that Jo3Pr didn't play yesterday... it gives AnthonyB 415 an opportunity to add to that 7,720 gamerscore and catch up to us! Booooo!
Jo3Pr's Weekly Recap - Apr 29 2013
It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: 5 days of gaming made me pretty happy for some reason. A big holler to Jo3Pr for honoring me with what little time I know is available. We added 30 points of gamerscore which ain't too shabby. Getting 2 achievements can do that to you. I was there. I saw it! Also, I think Jo3Pr's favorite game last week was Halo 4. He played it on 5 of the days.
And that's it... short and sweet, just like my power cord.
Jo3Pr's Xbox - Apr 29 2013
I thought maybe the power was out yesterday... imagine my surprise when Jo3Pr hit the switches! Gamerscore stands at 52,030. He rocked out to Halo 4, and think of all the things we learned! Ha... look at me still typing this blog entry when there is gaming to do! Let's keep it up Jo3Pr!
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