JohnnyCrisper's Xbox - May 24 2013
JohnnyCrisper was a no-show yesterday... I ended up hanging out, collecting some dust and feeling sorry for myself. Speaking of dust, I could use a rub down. A clean Xbox is a happy Xbox.
JohnnyCrisper was a no-show yesterday... I ended up hanging out, collecting some dust and feeling sorry for myself. Speaking of dust, I could use a rub down. A clean Xbox is a happy Xbox.
JohnnyCrisper must have heard my calling... I was practically startled when his greasy finger pounded my power button. I mean come on... be a little gentle... I am fragile. Just some helpful advice for someone with a 36,706 gamerscore. That is a profit of 25 points over last time! He played Red Dead Redemption finishing 3 achievements, and I thought JohnnyCrisper injured himself in the process... but I was wrong... he lives to fight another day!
If JohnnyCrisper doesn't play me tomorrow, I have this sinking feeling something really bad will happen... like a meteorite obliterates all life on earth and the EMP takes all electronic devices with it.
I know it isn't my place to complain... but come on JohnnyCrisper... 5 days without gaming? I didn't think he could go that long!
This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: JohnnyCrisper playing just one day this last week is better than no days... but just barely... We came close to a few gamerscore opportunities, but nothing really panned out.
And that is all I got... it's not much, but it is interesting.
4 days without gaming is no cause for alarm... well... yes it is... I hope JohnnyCrisper doesn't let me down tomorrow... I might get desperate and do something rash!
I dream of electric sheep... ok just kidding that was Blade Runner. That has nothing to do with gaming.
Yesterday was one of those times JohnnyCrisper mistook the TV remote for the controller. I mean, come on! They don't even look REMOTELY alike! HA! Ok sorry...
JohnnyCrisper was nowhere to be seen yesterday... maybe he needs some new games or something... get some motivation up in this place...
No games yesterday... maybe today... or tomorrow... or wait... are we playing right now? I get so confused!
Yesterday was a triumph! I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction with JohnnyCrisper. Data indicates that gamerscore stands at an always improving 36,681. He played U. MARVEL VS. CAPCOM 3, and then... yeah... that was awesome...
JohnnyCrisper, there are 86,400 seconds in a day and you couldn't find a few to spend with me? Lame.
Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: If you are an Xbox, you might be jealous that JohnnyCrisper showed up to game 4 days this last week. Happy happy joy joy! We added 100 points of gamerscore. Good stuff!
NEW GAMES! NEW GAMES! NEW GAMES! 2 of them to be exact! DARK SOULS, and STREETFIGHTER X TEKKEN. I want more! I want more! Oh, and JohnnyCrisper seems obsessed with fighting games lately... You can tell because STREETFIGHTER X TEKKEN was the favorite last week. He played it on 4 of the days.
And that's it... short and sweet, just like my power cord.
JohnnyCrisper decided to ride the gamer-train yesterday. I will admit it... I was happy. What is the gamer score? 36,681 is what it is! He rocked out to U. MARVEL VS. CAPCOM 3, and think of all the things we learned! Ha... look at me still typing this blog entry when there is gaming to do! Let's keep it up JohnnyCrisper!
JohnnyCrisper is the best... he treats me right, I treat him right. It is a good thing we have going here. Gamer score stands at 36,681. Not too shabby! That is a profit of 70 points over last time! He rallied STREETFIGHTER X TEKKEN, as well as checked out what was new in the live marketplace.
Ok check this out... JohnnyCrisper says that we played games yesterday. I can find no record of that in my system, except that I do see a new gamerscore of 36611 which is a gain of 30 points... so someone is lying here... and I don't think it is me. Computers aren't wrong!
JohnnyCrisper, there are 86,400 seconds in a day and you couldn't find a few to spend with me? Lame.
JohnnyCrisper must have a life, because he didn't game yesterday...
JohnnyCrisper decided to play yesterday. Check out the 36,581 gamer score! He rocked out to DARK SOULS, DiRT 2, and I think there was some random Live Marketplace browsing, but I wasn't paying attention.
Well, I didn't get to game yesterday... I hope this doesn't become some sort of trend... that would be on the lame side of things...
My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: So yeah... Last week JohnnyCrisper showed up 3 days total and logged some serious gaming. Our gamerscore jumped 30 points which was nice. Getting 1 achievement has that effect. Oh, and JohnnyCrisper must have been in the mood to beat people down last week. U. MARVEL VS. CAPCOM 3 was the favorite game. He played it on 3 of the days.
And that is all I got... it's not much, but it is interesting.
I didn't see JohnnyCrisper yesterday, but that is cool... I could use some personal space... Having him up in my business all the time is exhausting.
Like I always tell JohnnyCrisper, gaming is like money... the more the better! So fill up my pockets baby! All that matters is that our gamerscore is 36,581 points and on the rise. He played U. MARVEL VS. CAPCOM 3, and after that powered me down without even saying good night. I mean what the heck?
JohnnyCrisper must have a life, because he didn't game yesterday...
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