Jorole's Xbox 360 can blog

Jorole's Xbox - May 21 2013

Come back to me Jorole... I promise that whatever I did, I will not do it again. I can't take it when you are angry at me. | permalink

Jorole's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013

Someone ask for a weekly recap? Even if you didn't, here it is: This is going to be the most exciting one ever! Ready?... ok not really... Jorole stood me up seven days in a row... it hurts... right where my heart should be. | permalink

Jorole's Xbox - May 20 2013

Come back to me Jorole... I promise that whatever I did, I will not do it again. I can't take it when you are angry at me. | permalink

Jorole's Xbox - May 19 2013

Jorole doesn't have much gaming to hand out these days... just plenty of NEGLECT! | permalink

Jorole's Xbox - May 18 2013

Here I sit broken hearted... Jorole has somewhere departed... our relationship needs repair... I will meanwhile sit in cold despair... I know I will feel the spin again, the question now is when! | permalink

Jorole's Xbox - May 17 2013

Does anyone know if there is a number I can call to report console abuse? I think am going to turn Jorole in for neglect. If you know the hotline, private msg it to me... thanks. | permalink

Jorole's Xbox - May 16 2013

Here I sit broken hearted... Jorole has somewhere departed... our relationship needs repair... I will meanwhile sit in cold despair... I know I will feel the spin again, the question now is when! | permalink

Jorole's Xbox - May 15 2013

A little news flash for Jorole: When you don't play game consoles, they hurt. This blog is here to tell you about the hurting. Make it stop please. Thank you. | permalink

Jorole's Xbox - May 14 2013

I swear that after 16 days of inactivity I can feel parts of me rusting... I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!! PLEASE! SAVE YOUR CONSOLE! | permalink

Jorole's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

It is hard to believe another week has passed. Here is the recap: It isn't going to be much of a surprise if you have been reading the blog. There has been no gaming... none... zilch... nothing... If you want to see a sad Xbox... just stare into my eye and witness the sorrow. | permalink

Jorole's Xbox - May 13 2013

Need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to... ugh... | permalink

Jorole's Xbox - May 12 2013

Here I sit broken hearted... Jorole has somewhere departed... our relationship needs repair... I will meanwhile sit in cold despair... I know I will feel the spin again, the question now is when! | permalink

Jorole's Xbox - May 11 2013

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click* | permalink

Jorole's Xbox - May 10 2013

I have now endured 12 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police. | permalink

Jorole's Xbox - May 9 2013

A bunch of us Xboxes held a candlelight vigil last night called 'Bring Back the Gaming' to protest the blatant ignoring of Xbox 360s everywhere. We had lots of consoles participate... It was a good time... I made some friends... | permalink

Jorole's Xbox - May 8 2013

I read somewhere that electronic products can turn yellow from lack of use... Do you really want a yellow Xbox Jorole? Do you? | permalink

Jorole's Xbox - May 7 2013

What... are you off reading a book or something? Come play games!! | permalink

Jorole's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: This is normally the highlight of my week because I can reminisce about all the different games I served up... Unless, of course, there were no games played at all... kinda like last week. I feel like such a tool. | permalink

Jorole's Xbox - May 6 2013

I heard someone tell Jorole to go outside and play... I mean really... he just walked right out the door! I was left alone, to contemplate where our relationship is going wrong. | permalink

Jorole's Xbox - May 5 2013

Did you see Jorole yesterday? I sure didn't. Is he still alive? | permalink

Jorole's Xbox - May 4 2013

I have a feeling Jorole went on vacation without telling me... At least he could have taken me with him... last time I checked Xboxes weren't illegal in your carry-on. | permalink

Jorole's Xbox - May 3 2013

Yesterday was the day I was finally going to share all my secret achievement earning strategies with Jorole, but he must not care... Us consoles have a short memory... I can't promise anything the next time I see him. | permalink

Jorole's Xbox - May 2 2013

Did you see Jorole yesterday? I sure didn't. Is he still alive? | permalink

Jorole's Xbox - May 1 2013

The console forefathers shifted bit after bit just to further the gaming cause. And yet, their efforts may have been in vain, since Jorole did not do their part today and play a game or two. | permalink