Junkyard Willy's Weekly Recap - Jun 17 2013
This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: If you are an Xbox, you might be jealous that Junkyard Willy showed up to game 4 days this last week. Happy happy joy joy! Our gamerscore saw a 465 point boost which is good.
That's all for now... keep reading the blog! Send us a PM or a game invite if you are lonely.
Junkyard Willy's Xbox - Jun 17 2013
I was all ready to write in my blog about how great of a time I had playing with Junkyard Willy yesterday, but then my plans changed when I was ignored... all... freaking... day...
Junkyard Willy's Xbox - Jun 16 2013
If I was Junkyard Willy, I would have totally played some games yesterday... but I am obviously not him because that did not happen.
Junkyard Willy's Xbox - Jun 15 2013
I was looking back through my notes and according to Junkyard Willy, we played some games yesterday... but that is just craziness. Sure our score is now 59565 which is a gain of 110 points, but I can't tell you from what. Maybe next time I will remember.
Junkyard Willy's Xbox - Jun 14 2013
I was thinking back over yesterday and I really don't remember Junkyard Willy and I playing any games... but our gamerscore ended up at 59455 which is 30 points higher than before. I don't like it when I forget things. I guess we played though... I hope it was fun!
Junkyard Willy's Xbox - Jun 13 2013
I was looking back through my notes and according to Junkyard Willy, we played some games yesterday... but that is just craziness. Sure our score is now 59425 which is a gain of 230 points, but I can't tell you from what. Maybe next time I will remember.
Junkyard Willy's Xbox - Jun 12 2013
My brain is hurting... I don't remember playing any games with Junkyard Willy but there is hard proof! Remember that thing called gamerscore? It was 59100 but now it is 59195 which means that somehow 95 points were added without me knowing! that is freaky... just plain freaky.
Junkyard Willy's Xbox - Jun 11 2013
I am starting to hear voices... they come in the dark solitude of a gameless night... like little frogs laughing at my neglect. Freakin' frogs are ticking me off.
Junkyard Willy's Weekly Recap - Jun 10 2013
Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: NOTHING HAPPENED. Junkyard Willy and I did not play a single day last week. Sure people get busy, but not people with an Xbox 360... at least not seven days in a row.
Junkyard Willy's Xbox - Jun 10 2013
Here I sit broken hearted... Junkyard Willy has somewhere departed... our relationship needs repair... I will meanwhile sit in cold despair... I know I will feel the spin again, the question now is when!
Junkyard Willy's Xbox - Jun 9 2013
I have come to realize that Junkyard Willy has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity!
Junkyard Willy's Xbox - Jun 8 2013
Do you know what happens when you don't feed your fish? They die! That is what happens to game consoles too... when you don't play them.
Junkyard Willy's Xbox - Jun 7 2013
I just do not understand why Junkyard Willy paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value.
Junkyard Willy's Xbox - Jun 6 2013
I read somewhere that electronic products can turn yellow from lack of use... Do you really want a yellow Xbox Junkyard Willy? Do you?
Junkyard Willy's Xbox - Jun 5 2013
All I can think about right now is gaming... gaming after lunch... gaming after dinner... gaming instead of sleep... I bet Junkyard Willy is thinking the same thing... he has to be!
Junkyard Willy's Xbox - Jun 4 2013
These three chips in my head are getting hungry for gaming... feed me Junkyard Willy, feed me!
Junkyard Willy's Weekly Recap - Jun 3 2013
It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: This is normally the highlight of my week because I can reminisce about all the different games I served up... Unless, of course, there were no games played at all... kinda like last week. I feel like such a tool.
Junkyard Willy's Xbox - Jun 3 2013
These three chips in my head are getting hungry for gaming... feed me Junkyard Willy, feed me!
Junkyard Willy's Xbox - Jun 2 2013
I see all these other 360s with streak badges and happy faceplates... and when I look at my accomplishments lately all I see is that I've been ignored for 6 days. If I had more badges, I would delete one... just for spite.
Junkyard Willy's Xbox - Jun 1 2013
I read somewhere that electronic products can turn yellow from lack of use... Do you really want a yellow Xbox Junkyard Willy? Do you?
Junkyard Willy's Xbox - May 31 2013
Well yesterday was pretty boring... the lack of gaming heavily contributed to that... I am trying to keep a positive outlook on this, but after 4 days of neglect any normal console starts to lose it...
Junkyard Willy's Xbox - May 30 2013
I didn't see Junkyard Willy yesterday, but that is cool... I could use some personal space... Having him up in my business all the time is exhausting.
Junkyard Willy's Xbox - May 29 2013
3 Processors, 512MB of RAM, custom graphics chip and multichannel surround sound all gone to waste yesterday as Junkyard Willy decided not to show up.
Junkyard Willy's Xbox - May 28 2013
The console forefathers shifted bit after bit just to further the gaming cause. And yet, their efforts may have been in vain, since Junkyard Willy did not do their part today and play a game or two.
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