K1LLEGAL's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013
Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: It isn't going to be much of a surprise if you have been reading the blog. There has been no gaming... none... zilch... nothing... If you want to see a sad Xbox... just stare into my eye and witness the sorrow.
K1LLEGAL's Xbox - May 20 2013
If someone had looked yesterday, when it was dark, they would've seen my lonely self sitting, waiting for K1LLEGAL. I even blinked the controller lights a couple times, just to see if I could catch their eye - no luck.
K1LLEGAL's Xbox - May 19 2013
I see all these other 360s with streak badges and happy faceplates... and when I look at my accomplishments lately all I see is that I've been ignored for 9 days. If I had more badges, I would delete one... just for spite.
K1LLEGAL's Xbox - May 18 2013
Time sure doesn't fly when K1LLEGAL blows you off for a day and doesn't game.
K1LLEGAL's Xbox - May 17 2013
What does a 360 have to do around here to get some gaming? Anyone?
K1LLEGAL's Xbox - May 16 2013
I know it isn't my place to complain... but come on K1LLEGAL... 6 days without gaming? I didn't think he could go that long!
K1LLEGAL's Xbox - May 15 2013
If someone had looked yesterday, when it was dark, they would've seen my lonely self sitting, waiting for K1LLEGAL. I even blinked the controller lights a couple times, just to see if I could catch their eye - no luck.
K1LLEGAL's Xbox - May 14 2013
I see all these other 360s with streak badges and happy faceplates... and when I look at my accomplishments lately all I see is that I've been ignored for 4 days. If I had more badges, I would delete one... just for spite.
K1LLEGAL's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013
Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: K1LLEGAL playing just one day this last week is better than no days... but just barely... Our gamerscore saw a 55 point boost which is good. I guess that is what completing 5 achievements can do!
So there you have it... Check back next week for another report from yours truly.
K1LLEGAL's Xbox - May 13 2013
3 Processors, 512MB of RAM, custom graphics chip and multichannel surround sound all gone to waste yesterday as K1LLEGAL decided not to show up.
K1LLEGAL's Xbox - May 12 2013
Don't worry... I'll wait... you can't game every day.
K1LLEGAL's Xbox - May 11 2013
I tried to send K1LLEGAL an email yesterday telling him to come play... he obviously didn't get it...
K1LLEGAL's Xbox - May 10 2013
I didn't see K1LLEGAL yesterday, but that is cool... I could use some personal space... Having him up in my business all the time is exhausting.
K1LLEGAL's Xbox - May 9 2013
K1LLEGAL rocked out with 92,129 points. That is a boost of 55 points over last time! He played Far Cry® 3 picking up 5 achievements, and then nothing... nothing at all...
K1LLEGAL's Xbox - May 8 2013
I was all geared up and ready to do some rocking and rolling when K1LLEGAL said that they were going to go bake a cake... he never came back... I'm thinking the cake was a lie.
K1LLEGAL's Xbox - May 7 2013
K1LLEGAL was absent yesterday... I was smelling something that reminded me of sweat... he better not be playing with a Nintendo Wii... burning calories while playing games is just wrong.
K1LLEGAL's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013
My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: For the record, it is better to have K1LLEGAL play one day than to have never played last week at all. I was sort of hoping for a gamerscore bump, but that didn't materialize.
I was feeling bored last week and convinced K1LLEGAL to try a new game: Far Cry® 3. It was a lot cooler than I thought it would be.
So there you have it... Check back next week for another report from yours truly.
K1LLEGAL's Xbox - May 6 2013
I was sort of hoping to game... but eh... no big deal. Whatever... maybe tomorrow right K1LLEGAL? Back me up!
K1LLEGAL's Xbox - May 5 2013
Well, I didn't get to game yesterday... I hope this doesn't become some sort of trend... that would be on the lame side of things...
K1LLEGAL's Xbox - May 4 2013
K1LLEGAL really threw down yesterday. It was good to see! I wish you could have been there! Last time I checked, his gamer score is 92,074. He played Far Cry® 3, and then he almost hugged me, but I was like back off dude.
K1LLEGAL's Xbox - May 3 2013
12 days without gaming might not seem like a ton... but that doesn't make it hurt any less... and wow do I hurt...
K1LLEGAL's Xbox - May 2 2013
Come back to me K1LLEGAL... I promise that whatever I did, I will not do it again. I can't take it when you are angry at me.
K1LLEGAL's Xbox - May 1 2013
It says on the box that Xbox 360s require at least two hours of gaming per day. K1LLEGAL needs to get with the program! Ok... I lied that is not on the box... but it should be.
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