Kalashnik's Xbox - May 25 2013
Have you ever wondered what it was like to play games with someone who has a gamerscore of 50,629? Well guess what... you will never know, and I do! Kalashnik is mine! All mine! No touchy! That is a boost of 10 points over last time! He rocked out to Sleeping Dogsâ„¢ acquiring 1 achievement, and then Kalashnik developed a funny twitch and went to try and sleep it off or something. Crazy humans...
Kalashnik's Xbox - May 24 2013
Kalashnik showed up yesterday ready to dominate. Total gamer score stands at 50,619. That is an increase of 40 points over last time! He opened up Doritos Crash Course 2 winning 4 achievements, and yeah... wow... my processor hurts...
Kalashnik's Xbox - May 23 2013
When Kalashnik was walking by I pretended to be off. I think it tricked him into turning me on for a few games. Gamer score stands at 50,579. He played Rayman Jungle Run, and after we were done, Kalashnik hugged me with his eyes. It was one of those platonic hugs... you know...
Kalashnik's Xbox - May 22 2013
Don't worry... I'll wait... you can't game every day.
Kalashnik's Xbox - May 21 2013
Uhhh... I have a question for Kalashnik. Our gamerscore was 50549 but somehow it is now 50579 which means that 30 points were mysteriously added!! Like magic! I suspect betrayal... and it makes me want to cry.
Kalashnik's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013
This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: Kalashnik only played one day last week... meaning there were six days of not playing. We added 5 points of gamerscore which ain't too shabby. Getting 2 achievements can do that to you. I was there. I saw it!
So that's it for now. It was a good week. On to the next one.
Kalashnik's Xbox - May 20 2013
Kalashnik came to represent the gaming world. 50,549 points and counting! That is a gain of 5 points over last time! He played Rayman Jungle Run picking up 2 achievements, and then he tried to watch TV, but I killed the power... If I can't have him, no one can.
Kalashnik's Xbox - May 19 2013
What does a 360 have to do around here to get some gaming? Anyone?
Kalashnik's Xbox - May 18 2013
If someone had looked yesterday, when it was dark, they would've seen my lonely self sitting, waiting for Kalashnik. I even blinked the controller lights a couple times, just to see if I could catch their eye - no luck.
Kalashnik's Xbox - May 17 2013
I read online that someone called me all 'emo' for complaining about Kalashnik in my blog... what is with everyone and their labels? And in other news, no gaming yesterday... in case you were wondering...
Kalashnik's Xbox - May 16 2013
Well, I didn't get to game yesterday... I hope this doesn't become some sort of trend... that would be on the lame side of things...
Kalashnik's Xbox - May 15 2013
Kalashnik didn't show up yesterday. No big deal... catch ya on the flip side.
Kalashnik's Xbox - May 14 2013
Kalashnik must have a life, because he didn't game yesterday...
Kalashnik's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013
This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: If Kalashnik plays 3 days every week, I guess I can call this a good deal. Many Xboxes have it a lot worse. We added 55 points of gamerscore. Points are good! That 1 achievement was worth it I guess!
I was feeling bored last week and prodded Kalashnik to try a new game: Doritos Crash Course 2. It was a lot cooler than I thought it would be. Also, I think we can all agree that Kalashnik's favorite game last week was Angry Birds Star Wars. He played it on 2 of the days.
And that's all I got. I'm not a writer... just an Xbox.
Kalashnik's Xbox - May 13 2013
Yesterday was one of those times Kalashnik mistook the TV remote for the controller. I mean, come on! They don't even look REMOTELY alike! HA! Ok sorry...
Kalashnik's Xbox - May 12 2013
You would think I had died and gone to heaven when Kalashnik showed up to play. Gamer score stands at 50,544. That is a profit of 55 points over last time! He opened up iStunt 2 finishing 1 achievement, and oh... don't tell Kalashnik this, but I have been getting in a little video chat in the off-hours. Booyah!
Kalashnik's Xbox - May 11 2013
Kalashnik had the funny 'non-gaming' look in his eyes yesterday so I just kept to myself...
Kalashnik's Xbox - May 10 2013
Kalashnik really threw down yesterday. It was good to see! I wish you could have been there! Last time I checked, his gamer score is 50,489. He made some progress on Far Cry 3 Blood Dragon, Doritos Crash Course 2, and before I even realized it, he was finished and I was sad.
Kalashnik's Xbox - May 9 2013
Kalashnik decided to ride the gamer-train yesterday. I will admit it... I was happy. What is the gamer score? 50,489 is what it is! He opened up Rayman Jungle Run, Angry Birds Star Wars, and afterwards, there were some awkward stares and silence... you know how it is.
Kalashnik's Xbox - May 8 2013
Did you see Kalashnik yesterday? I sure didn't. Is he still alive?
Kalashnik's Xbox - May 7 2013
If I was Kalashnik, I would have totally played some games yesterday... but I am obviously not him because that did not happen.
Kalashnik's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013
Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: If Kalashnik plays 2 days every week, I guess I can call this a good deal. Many Xboxes have it a lot worse. We added 30 points of gamerscore. Points are good! Those 4 achievements were worth it I guess!
I was feeling bored last week and prodded Kalashnik to try a new game: Far Cry 3 Blood Dragon. It was a lot cooler than I thought it would be. Oh, and from what I remember, Kalashnik's favorite game last week was Far Cry 3 Blood Dragon. He played it on 2 of the days.
And that's all I got. I'm not a writer... just an Xbox.
Kalashnik's Xbox - May 6 2013
Well, I didn't get to game yesterday... I hope this doesn't become some sort of trend... that would be on the lame side of things...
Kalashnik's Xbox - May 5 2013
When someone makes a mistake there is typically some kind of gift involved... Maybe I can get a new faceplate out of the missed day of gaming yesterday... It is totally like Kalashnik to do something like that.
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