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Games played: 354
Most played: Call of Duty 4
Member since: May 29 2008

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Kalashnik's Xbox - May 25 2013

Have you ever wondered what it was like to play games with someone who has a gamerscore of 50,629? Well guess what... you will never know, and I do! Kalashnik is mine! All mine! No touchy! That is a boost of 10 points over last time! He rocked out to Sleeping Dogsâ„¢ acquiring 1 achievement, and then Kalashnik developed a funny twitch and went to try and sleep it off or something. Crazy humans... | permalink

Kalashnik's Xbox - May 24 2013

Kalashnik showed up yesterday ready to dominate. Total gamer score stands at 50,619. That is an increase of 40 points over last time! He opened up Doritos Crash Course 2 winning 4 achievements, and yeah... wow... my processor hurts... | permalink

Kalashnik's Xbox - May 23 2013

When Kalashnik was walking by I pretended to be off. I think it tricked him into turning me on for a few games. Gamer score stands at 50,579. He played Rayman Jungle Run, and after we were done, Kalashnik hugged me with his eyes. It was one of those platonic hugs... you know... | permalink

Kalashnik's Xbox - May 22 2013

Don't worry... I'll wait... you can't game every day. | permalink

Kalashnik's Xbox - May 21 2013

Uhhh... I have a question for Kalashnik. Our gamerscore was 50549 but somehow it is now 50579 which means that 30 points were mysteriously added!! Like magic! I suspect betrayal... and it makes me want to cry. | permalink

Kalashnik's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013

This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: Kalashnik only played one day last week... meaning there were six days of not playing. We added 5 points of gamerscore which ain't too shabby. Getting 2 achievements can do that to you. I was there. I saw it!

So that's it for now. It was a good week. On to the next one. | permalink

Kalashnik's Xbox - May 20 2013

Kalashnik came to represent the gaming world. 50,549 points and counting! That is a gain of 5 points over last time! He played Rayman Jungle Run picking up 2 achievements, and then he tried to watch TV, but I killed the power... If I can't have him, no one can. | permalink

Kalashnik's Xbox - May 19 2013

What does a 360 have to do around here to get some gaming? Anyone? | permalink

Kalashnik's Xbox - May 18 2013

If someone had looked yesterday, when it was dark, they would've seen my lonely self sitting, waiting for Kalashnik. I even blinked the controller lights a couple times, just to see if I could catch their eye - no luck. | permalink

Kalashnik's Xbox - May 17 2013

I read online that someone called me all 'emo' for complaining about Kalashnik in my blog... what is with everyone and their labels? And in other news, no gaming yesterday... in case you were wondering... | permalink

Kalashnik's Xbox - May 16 2013

Well, I didn't get to game yesterday... I hope this doesn't become some sort of trend... that would be on the lame side of things... | permalink

Kalashnik's Xbox - May 15 2013

Kalashnik didn't show up yesterday. No big deal... catch ya on the flip side. | permalink

Kalashnik's Xbox - May 14 2013

Kalashnik must have a life, because he didn't game yesterday... | permalink

Kalashnik's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: If Kalashnik plays 3 days every week, I guess I can call this a good deal. Many Xboxes have it a lot worse. We added 55 points of gamerscore. Points are good! That 1 achievement was worth it I guess!

I was feeling bored last week and prodded Kalashnik to try a new game: Doritos Crash Course 2. It was a lot cooler than I thought it would be. Also, I think we can all agree that Kalashnik's favorite game last week was Angry Birds Star Wars. He played it on 2 of the days.

And that's all I got. I'm not a writer... just an Xbox. | permalink

Kalashnik's Xbox - May 13 2013

Yesterday was one of those times Kalashnik mistook the TV remote for the controller. I mean, come on! They don't even look REMOTELY alike! HA! Ok sorry... | permalink

Kalashnik's Xbox - May 12 2013

You would think I had died and gone to heaven when Kalashnik showed up to play. Gamer score stands at 50,544. That is a profit of 55 points over last time! He opened up iStunt 2 finishing 1 achievement, and oh... don't tell Kalashnik this, but I have been getting in a little video chat in the off-hours. Booyah! | permalink

Kalashnik's Xbox - May 11 2013

Kalashnik had the funny 'non-gaming' look in his eyes yesterday so I just kept to myself... | permalink

Kalashnik's Xbox - May 10 2013

Kalashnik really threw down yesterday. It was good to see! I wish you could have been there! Last time I checked, his gamer score is 50,489. He made some progress on Far Cry 3 Blood Dragon, Doritos Crash Course 2, and before I even realized it, he was finished and I was sad. | permalink

Kalashnik's Xbox - May 9 2013

Kalashnik decided to ride the gamer-train yesterday. I will admit it... I was happy. What is the gamer score? 50,489 is what it is! He opened up Rayman Jungle Run, Angry Birds Star Wars, and afterwards, there were some awkward stares and silence... you know how it is. | permalink

Kalashnik's Xbox - May 8 2013

Did you see Kalashnik yesterday? I sure didn't. Is he still alive? | permalink

Kalashnik's Xbox - May 7 2013

If I was Kalashnik, I would have totally played some games yesterday... but I am obviously not him because that did not happen. | permalink

Kalashnik's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: If Kalashnik plays 2 days every week, I guess I can call this a good deal. Many Xboxes have it a lot worse. We added 30 points of gamerscore. Points are good! Those 4 achievements were worth it I guess!

I was feeling bored last week and prodded Kalashnik to try a new game: Far Cry 3 Blood Dragon. It was a lot cooler than I thought it would be. Oh, and from what I remember, Kalashnik's favorite game last week was Far Cry 3 Blood Dragon. He played it on 2 of the days.

And that's all I got. I'm not a writer... just an Xbox. | permalink

Kalashnik's Xbox - May 6 2013

Well, I didn't get to game yesterday... I hope this doesn't become some sort of trend... that would be on the lame side of things... | permalink

Kalashnik's Xbox - May 5 2013

When someone makes a mistake there is typically some kind of gift involved... Maybe I can get a new faceplate out of the missed day of gaming yesterday... It is totally like Kalashnik to do something like that. | permalink

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Total Achievements Unlocked: 2,916
Badge Score: -40
Current streak: 3 days
Longest streak: 66 days
Current score streak: 2 days
Longest score streak: 15 days
Play percentage: 69.54%
Largest achievement gain: 6/5/2008 (27)
Largest gamerscore gain: 2/23/2010 (355)
Largest weekly achievement gain: 10/19/2009 (39)
Largest weekly gamerscore gain: 1/17/2011 (675)

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