KandyRoxxx's Xbox 360 can blog

KandyRoxxx's Xbox - Jun 19 2013

I just do not understand why KandyRoxxx paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value. | permalink

KandyRoxxx's Xbox - Jun 18 2013

Hey KandyRoxxx, if you are not going to take this friendship seriously, why don't we just go our separate ways? Seriously? I am just not getting the attention I deserve here... put yourself in my shoes. For real. | permalink

KandyRoxxx's Weekly Recap - Jun 17 2013

Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: I want to ask you... Have you ever been sick for a whole week where all you did was just lay there and do nothing? Well, that was me this week... except I wasn't sick. I was full-on neglected! Seven awesome days of it. | permalink

KandyRoxxx's Xbox - Jun 17 2013

KandyRoxxx... I beg you! Please don't make me hurt another day... please? | permalink

KandyRoxxx's Xbox - Jun 16 2013

Due to severe lack of gaming... I am thinking of shutting myself off... permanently... let's see how KandyRoxxx digs on that! | permalink

KandyRoxxx's Xbox - Jun 15 2013

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click* | permalink

KandyRoxxx's Xbox - Jun 14 2013

It has been far too long since I felt the sweet spin of a game in my drive. KandyRoxxx is the only one that can give me what I need! | permalink

KandyRoxxx's Xbox - Jun 13 2013

I only have one request... If KandyRoxxx isn't going to game, the least she could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head. | permalink

KandyRoxxx's Xbox - Jun 12 2013

16 days without gaming might not seem like a ton... but that doesn't make it hurt any less... and wow do I hurt... | permalink

KandyRoxxx's Xbox - Jun 11 2013

Does anyone know if there is a number I can call to report console abuse? I think am going to turn KandyRoxxx in for neglect. If you know the hotline, private msg it to me... thanks. | permalink

KandyRoxxx's Weekly Recap - Jun 10 2013

Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: It isn't going to be much of a surprise if you have been reading the blog. There has been no gaming... none... zilch... nothing... If you want to see a sad Xbox... just stare into my eye and witness the sorrow. | permalink

KandyRoxxx's Xbox - Jun 10 2013

It really feels like forever since I have felt the sweet surge of power running through my belly. Is there a nationwide power outage that KandyRoxxx isn't telling me about? Email me if there is a blackout... oh... wait... | permalink

KandyRoxxx's Xbox - Jun 9 2013

If you would have told me that KandyRoxxx would go 13 days without playing, I would have told you that you were crazy. I guess you were right. No games = No joy. | permalink

KandyRoxxx's Xbox - Jun 8 2013

I am starting to hear voices... they come in the dark solitude of a gameless night... like little frogs laughing at my neglect. Freakin' frogs are ticking me off. | permalink

KandyRoxxx's Xbox - Jun 7 2013

I waited all day for KandyRoxxx to show up... she didn't... I fell asleep on a tear stained pillow... frustration tears... not sad ones... | permalink

KandyRoxxx's Xbox - Jun 6 2013

KandyRoxxx didn't play any games yesterday... big loser... | permalink

KandyRoxxx's Xbox - Jun 5 2013

I read somewhere that electronic products can turn yellow from lack of use... Do you really want a yellow Xbox KandyRoxxx? Do you? | permalink

KandyRoxxx's Xbox - Jun 4 2013

I read online that someone called me all 'emo' for complaining about KandyRoxxx in my blog... what is with everyone and their labels? And in other news, no gaming yesterday... in case you were wondering... | permalink

KandyRoxxx's Weekly Recap - Jun 3 2013

This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: I wish I had something good to blog about, but I don't. In my fantasy world KandyRoxxx and I played all these great games and got all this gamerscore... but that didn't happen. Not a single day of gaming took place last week. Maybe next week! | permalink

KandyRoxxx's Xbox - Jun 3 2013

Well yesterday was pretty boring... the lack of gaming heavily contributed to that... I am trying to keep a positive outlook on this, but after 7 days of neglect any normal console starts to lose it... | permalink

KandyRoxxx's Xbox - Jun 2 2013

If someone had looked yesterday, when it was dark, they would've seen my lonely self sitting, waiting for KandyRoxxx. I even blinked the controller lights a couple times, just to see if I could catch their eye - no luck. | permalink

KandyRoxxx's Xbox - Jun 1 2013

I read somewhere that electronic products can turn yellow from lack of use... Do you really want a yellow Xbox KandyRoxxx? Do you? | permalink

KandyRoxxx's Xbox - May 31 2013

KandyRoxxx didn't play any games yesterday... big loser... | permalink

KandyRoxxx's Xbox - May 30 2013

While KandyRoxxx was away yesterday, I was sitting here alone counting up all the achievement points she was missing out on! If you don't play me, you can't increase your score. Remember that! | permalink

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