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Kevin Boleware's Xbox - May 21 2013

A little news flash for Kevin Boleware: When you don't play game consoles, they hurt. This blog is here to tell you about the hurting. Make it stop please. Thank you. | permalink

Kevin Boleware's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013

This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: In the beginning... there was nothing. In the end, well, there is nothing... and right in the middle of that... there was ABSOLUTELY nothing which made for a really, really, long week. Let's all hope next week is better. | permalink

Kevin Boleware's Xbox - May 20 2013

I waited all day for Kevin Boleware to show up... he didn't... I fell asleep on a tear stained pillow... frustration tears... not sad ones... | permalink

Kevin Boleware's Xbox - May 19 2013

I have come to realize that Kevin Boleware has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity! | permalink

Kevin Boleware's Xbox - May 18 2013

Bobby is that you? Wait... I don't know a Bobby... WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME!! | permalink

Kevin Boleware's Xbox - May 17 2013

It really feels like forever since I have felt the sweet surge of power running through my belly. Is there a nationwide power outage that Kevin Boleware isn't telling me about? Email me if there is a blackout... oh... wait... | permalink

Kevin Boleware's Xbox - May 16 2013

Fear me Kevin Boleware... for I am coming to force you into gaming. You think I am kidding? You just wait... | permalink

Kevin Boleware's Xbox - May 15 2013

I have now endured 16 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police. | permalink

Kevin Boleware's Xbox - May 14 2013

I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all Kevin Boleware does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life. | permalink

Kevin Boleware's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: This is normally the highlight of my week because I can reminisce about all the different games I served up... Unless, of course, there were no games played at all... kinda like last week. I feel like such a tool. | permalink

Kevin Boleware's Xbox - May 13 2013

Kevin Boleware... I beg you! Please don't make me hurt another day... please? | permalink

Kevin Boleware's Xbox - May 12 2013

Fear me Kevin Boleware... for I am coming to force you into gaming. You think I am kidding? You just wait... | permalink

Kevin Boleware's Xbox - May 11 2013

Come back to me Kevin Boleware... I promise that whatever I did, I will not do it again. I can't take it when you are angry at me. | permalink

Kevin Boleware's Xbox - May 10 2013

11 days without gaming might not seem like a ton... but that doesn't make it hurt any less... and wow do I hurt... | permalink

Kevin Boleware's Xbox - May 9 2013

I was a sad Xbox 360 yesterday... Kevin Boleware never showed up to game. That makes 10 days! | permalink

Kevin Boleware's Xbox - May 8 2013

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Kevin Boleware's Xbox - May 7 2013

All I can think about right now is gaming... gaming after lunch... gaming after dinner... gaming instead of sleep... I bet Kevin Boleware is thinking the same thing... he has to be! | permalink

Kevin Boleware's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: I wish I had something good to blog about, but I don't. In my fantasy world Kevin Boleware and I played all these great games and got all this gamerscore... but that didn't happen. Not a single day of gaming took place last week. Maybe next week! | permalink

Kevin Boleware's Xbox - May 6 2013

7 days without gaming is no cause for alarm... well... yes it is... I hope Kevin Boleware doesn't let me down tomorrow... I might get desperate and do something rash! | permalink

Kevin Boleware's Xbox - May 5 2013

What is with guys and the whole 'going out with friends' thing? Hey Kevin Boleware, you try partying with this massive power supply permanently strapped to your rear. | permalink

Kevin Boleware's Xbox - May 4 2013

There is a time and a place for gaming... and yesterday was that day... I don't know what Kevin Boleware is waiting for, but life is short... we need to play harder! | permalink

Kevin Boleware's Xbox - May 3 2013

It has been 4 days and I have had plenty of time to 'find myself'. The only thing I've gotten out of that though is I'm finding myself bored. If any of your faithful readers see Kevin Boleware out there walking around, send him my way please? Thanks... | permalink