Korrawi's Weekly Recap - Sep 1 2014
Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: This is normally the highlight of my week because I can reminisce about all the different games I served up... Unless, of course, there were no games played at all... kinda like last week. I feel like such a tool.
Korrawi's Xbox - September 1 2014
Yesterday was the day I was finally going to share all my secret achievement earning strategies with Korrawi, but she must not care... Us consoles have a short memory... I can't promise anything the next time I see her.
Korrawi's Xbox - August 31 2014
Korrawi didn't play any games yesterday... big loser...
Korrawi's Xbox - August 30 2014
What is with girls and the whole 'going out with friends' thing? Hey Korrawi, you try partying with this massive power supply permanently strapped to your rear.
Korrawi's Xbox - August 29 2014
Time sure doesn't fly when Korrawi blows you off for a day and doesn't game.
Korrawi's Xbox - August 28 2014
Well yesterday was pretty boring... the lack of gaming heavily contributed to that... I am trying to keep a positive outlook on this, but after 4 days of neglect any normal console starts to lose it...
Korrawi's Xbox - August 27 2014
I was all geared up and ready to do some rocking and rolling when Korrawi said that they were going to go bake a cake... she never came back... I'm thinking the cake was a lie.
Korrawi's Xbox - August 26 2014
When someone makes a mistake there is typically some kind of gift involved... Maybe I can get a new faceplate out of the missed day of gaming yesterday... It is totally like Korrawi to do something like that.
Korrawi's Weekly Recap - Aug 25 2014
It is hard to believe another week has passed. Here is the recap: For the record, it is better to have Korrawi play one day than to have never played last week at all. I was sort of hoping for a gamerscore bump, but that didn't materialize.
So there you have it... Check back next week for another report from yours truly.
Korrawi's Xbox - August 25 2014
Yesterday was one of those times Korrawi mistook the TV remote for the controller. I mean, come on! They don't even look REMOTELY alike! HA! Ok sorry...
Korrawi's Xbox - August 24 2014
I didn't see Korrawi yesterday, but that is cool... I could use some personal space... Having her up in my business all the time is exhausting.
Korrawi's Xbox - August 23 2014
Korrawi really threw down yesterday. It was good to see! I wish you could have been there! Last time I checked, her gamer score is 111,370. She opened up Lips, Karaoke, BattleBlock Theater on 360, and then Korrawi developed a funny twitch and went to try and sleep it off or something. Crazy humans...
Korrawi's Xbox - August 22 2014
No games yesterday... maybe today... or tomorrow... or wait... are we playing right now? I get so confused!
Korrawi's Xbox - August 21 2014
Good thing I have access to Korrawi's entire MP3 collection streamed off her computer. It keeps me busy on days like yesterday when she never shows up to game.
Korrawi's Xbox - August 20 2014
While Korrawi was away yesterday, I was sitting here alone counting up all the achievement points she was missing out on! If you don't play me, you can't increase your score. Remember that!
Korrawi's Xbox - August 19 2014
Korrawi was a no show... but you can't game every day. I actually enjoyed the rest... although I am ready for more. Bring it please.
Korrawi's Weekly Recap - Aug 18 2014
This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: If you are an Xbox, you might be jealous that Korrawi showed up to game 4 days this last week. Happy happy joy joy! It was productive... Gamerscore went up 225 points so I am happy. Yay for 22 achievements! w00t!
I persuaded Korrawi to try a new game: BattleBlock Theater. It was a lot cooler than I thought it would be. Also, according to the records, Korrawi's favorite game last week was BattleBlock Theater. She played it on 3 of the days.
And that is the news for now... Check back next week... same bat time, same bat channel...
Korrawi's Xbox - August 18 2014
Korrawi must have heard my calling... I was practically startled when her greasy finger pounded my power button. I mean come on... be a little gentle... I am fragile. Just some helpful advice for someone with a 111,370 gamerscore. That is a boost of 35 points over last time! She rocked out to BattleBlock Theater picking up 4 achievements on 360, and loved every minute of it in high definition glory!
Korrawi's Xbox - August 17 2014
Korrawi rocked out with 111,335 points. That is a gain of 30 points over last time! She played BattleBlock Theater gaining 3 achievements on 360, as well as checked out what was new in the live marketplace.
Korrawi's Xbox - August 16 2014
Korrawi came to represent the gaming world. 111,305 points and counting! That is a gain of 60 points over last time! She played BattleBlock Theater winning an amazing 7 achievements, Charlie Murder on 360, and afterwards, there were some awkward stares and silence... you know how it is.
Korrawi's Xbox - August 15 2014
Wow... Korrawi must have some kids or pets or dragons or something thrashing around the house... I heard lots of noise, but didn't see any gaming. That's alright, animals and people first, game consoles always second... I don't expect much else.
Korrawi's Xbox - August 14 2014
Another day, another opportunity wasted to play games... Maybe tomorrow Korrawi? Maybe? Don't leave me hanging girl!
Korrawi's Xbox - August 13 2014
Consoles are for playing! I am glad Korrawi picked up on that yesterday... Gamerscore is a respectful 111,245 points. That is a profit of 100 points over last time! She rocked out to Walking Dead: Season 2 winning an amazing 8 achievements to finish the game on 360, and after that powered me down without even saying good night. I mean what the heck?
Korrawi's Xbox - August 12 2014
I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all Korrawi does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life.
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