L Big Sancho's Xbox 360 can blog

L Big Sancho's Xbox - Jun 19 2013

Yesterday was one of those times L Big Sancho mistook the TV remote for the controller. I mean, come on! They don't even look REMOTELY alike! HA! Ok sorry... | permalink

L Big Sancho's Xbox - Jun 18 2013

Have you ever wondered what it was like to play games with someone who has a gamerscore of 59,551? Well guess what... you will never know, and I do! L Big Sancho is mine! All mine! No touchy! That is a boost of 30 points over last time! He rocked out to Plants vs. Zombies, ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE, Orcs Must Die!, Banjo-Tooie picking up 2 achievements, BioShock Infinite adding 2 achievements, and before I even realized it, he was finished and I was sad. | permalink

L Big Sancho's Weekly Recap - Jun 17 2013

Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: L Big Sancho only played one day last week, but if I had to chose between none and one next week, one day of gaming is fine by me. Our gamerscore saw a 20 point boost which is good. I guess that is what completing 2 achievements can do!

And that's it... short and sweet, just like my power cord. | permalink

L Big Sancho's Xbox - Jun 17 2013

Yesterday was the day I was finally going to share all my secret achievement earning strategies with L Big Sancho, but he must not care... Us consoles have a short memory... I can't promise anything the next time I see him. | permalink

L Big Sancho's Xbox - Jun 16 2013

Yesterday I sat... alone... and wanting... 4 days of wanting infact... | permalink

L Big Sancho's Xbox - Jun 15 2013

While L Big Sancho was away yesterday, I was sitting here alone counting up all the achievement points he was missing out on! If you don't play me, you can't increase your score. Remember that! | permalink

L Big Sancho's Xbox - Jun 14 2013

I prefer to play games... but if L Big Sancho needs a short break I can respect that... don't get lazy though... I'll be waiting right here! | permalink

L Big Sancho's Xbox - Jun 13 2013

I dream of electric sheep... ok just kidding that was Blade Runner. That has nothing to do with gaming. | permalink

L Big Sancho's Xbox - Jun 12 2013

I tried to send L Big Sancho an email yesterday telling him to come play... he obviously didn't get it... | permalink

L Big Sancho's Xbox - Jun 11 2013

L Big Sancho showed up yesterday ready to dominate. Total gamer score stands at 59,521. That is an improvement of 20 points over last time! He made some progress on Doritos Crash Course 2 picking up 2 achievements, Borderlands 2, and then L Big Sancho had to stop for a bathroom break or something... Humans really are bags of mostly water. | permalink

L Big Sancho's Weekly Recap - Jun 10 2013

Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: So yeah... Last week L Big Sancho showed up 4 days total and logged some serious gaming. Our gamerscore jumped 150 points which was nice. Getting 5 achievements has that effect. Also, by my expert calculations, L Big Sancho's favorite game last week was Borderlands 2. He played it on 3 of the days.

So that's it. Thanks for reading. PM us for a game or something. We get lonely. | permalink

L Big Sancho's Xbox - Jun 10 2013

L Big Sancho really threw down yesterday. It was good to see! I wish you could have been there! Last time I checked, his gamer score is 59,501. That is a profit of 5 points over last time! He made some progress on Orcs Must Die! picking up 1 achievement, and after we were done, L Big Sancho hugged me with his eyes. It was one of those platonic hugs... you know... | permalink

L Big Sancho's Xbox - Jun 9 2013

I prefer to play games... but if L Big Sancho needs a short break I can respect that... don't get lazy though... I'll be waiting right here! | permalink

L Big Sancho's Xbox - Jun 8 2013

Have you ever wondered what it was like to play games with someone who has a gamerscore of 59,496? Well guess what... you will never know, and I do! L Big Sancho is mine! All mine! No touchy! That is a boost of 80 points over last time! He rallied Borderlands 2 gaining 2 achievements, Halo 4, Orcs Must Die!, and yeah... wow... my processor hurts... | permalink

L Big Sancho's Xbox - Jun 7 2013

No games yesterday... maybe today... or tomorrow... or wait... are we playing right now? I get so confused! | permalink

L Big Sancho's Xbox - Jun 6 2013

L Big Sancho must have a life, because he didn't game yesterday... | permalink

L Big Sancho's Xbox - Jun 5 2013

Yesterday was a triumph! I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction with L Big Sancho. Data indicates that gamerscore stands at an always improving 59,416. That is an improvement of 65 points over last time! He made some progress on Borderlands 2 gaining 2 achievements, and then... oh wait... no and then!! | permalink

L Big Sancho's Xbox - Jun 4 2013

I told L Big Sancho 'Don't make me hurt you!' and the threat worked because he decided to show up yesterday. A gamer score of 59,351 is in our back pocket. He opened up Borderlands 2, and before I even realized it, he was finished and I was sad. | permalink

L Big Sancho's Weekly Recap - Jun 3 2013

Someone ask for a weekly recap? Even if you didn't, here it is: 5 days of gaming made me pretty happy for some reason. A big holler to L Big Sancho for honoring me with what little time I know is available. Our gamerscore jumped 85 points which was nice. Getting 2 achievements has that effect.

I prodded L Big Sancho to try a new game: Orcs Must Die!. It was a lot cooler than I thought it would be. Also, I think L Big Sancho's favorite game last week was Borderlands 2. He played it on 5 of the days.

And that's it... short and sweet, just like my power cord. | permalink

L Big Sancho's Xbox - Jun 3 2013

L Big Sancho must have heard my calling... I was practically startled when his greasy finger pounded my power button. I mean come on... be a little gentle... I am fragile. Just some helpful advice for someone with a 59,351 gamerscore. He rallied Borderlands 2, Trials Evolution, and then nothing... nothing at all... | permalink

L Big Sancho's Xbox - Jun 2 2013

L Big Sancho was a no-show yesterday... I ended up hanging out, collecting some dust and feeling sorry for myself. Speaking of dust, I could use a rub down. A clean Xbox is a happy Xbox. | permalink

L Big Sancho's Xbox - Jun 1 2013

There are people out there who think video games are violent. But after L Big Sancho played yesterday with his gamerscore of 59,351 points, there wasn't any violence at all. A little drooling maybe but definitely no violence. He rocked out to Borderlands 2, and then... oh wait... no and then!! | permalink

L Big Sancho's Xbox - May 31 2013

We played games yesterday... No really... I have proof! L Big Sancho might have told you otherwise, but we really did. 59,351 points of total gamerscore means we are teh awes0me! That is a boost of 85 points over last time! He rallied Borderlands 2 winning 2 achievements, and then... yeah... that was awesome... | permalink

L Big Sancho's Xbox - May 30 2013

L Big Sancho is awesome! Just plain radical even... I say that because we played some games. Did you know our gamerscore is 59,266? He rocked out to Trials Evolution, From Dust, BattleBlock Theater, Orcs Must Die!, as well as basked in the glow of the awesome dashboard software! | permalink

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