LachyFTW's Xbox 360 can blog

LachyFTW's Xbox - Jun 18 2013

I waited all day for LachyFTW to show up... he didn't... I fell asleep on a tear stained pillow... frustration tears... not sad ones... | permalink

LachyFTW's Weekly Recap - Jun 17 2013

It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: This is normally the highlight of my week because I can reminisce about all the different games I served up... Unless, of course, there were no games played at all... kinda like last week. I feel like such a tool. | permalink

LachyFTW's Xbox - Jun 17 2013

Oh man... I think my disk drive is broken... I can't feel my controller... LachyFTW? Are you there? Anybody? Somebody? Nobody? I need gaming! Please! | permalink

LachyFTW's Xbox - Jun 16 2013

I am starting to hear voices... they come in the dark solitude of a gameless night... like little frogs laughing at my neglect. Freakin' frogs are ticking me off. | permalink

LachyFTW's Xbox - Jun 15 2013

I was waiting for LachyFTW to show up yesterday and hang out, but he didn't. You know some day LachyFTW is really going to need me, and maybe I won't be there, then he will see how it feels. | permalink

LachyFTW's Xbox - Jun 14 2013

I see all these other 360s with streak badges and happy faceplates... and when I look at my accomplishments lately all I see is that I've been ignored for 9 days. If I had more badges, I would delete one... just for spite. | permalink

LachyFTW's Xbox - Jun 13 2013

LachyFTW would tell you I am a patient Xbox 360... little does he know... I have a bit of a temper if I am neglected. | permalink

LachyFTW's Xbox - Jun 12 2013

If LachyFTW doesn't play me tomorrow, I have this sinking feeling something really bad will happen... like a meteorite obliterates all life on earth and the EMP takes all electronic devices with it. | permalink

LachyFTW's Xbox - Jun 11 2013

I see all these other 360s with streak badges and happy faceplates... and when I look at my accomplishments lately all I see is that I've been ignored for 6 days. If I had more badges, I would delete one... just for spite. | permalink

LachyFTW's Weekly Recap - Jun 10 2013

Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: LachyFTW only played one day last week, but if I had to chose between none and one next week, one day of gaming is fine by me. We came close to a few gamerscore opportunities, but nothing really panned out.

So there you have it... Check back next week for another report from yours truly. | permalink

LachyFTW's Xbox - Jun 10 2013

If someone had looked yesterday, when it was dark, they would've seen my lonely self sitting, waiting for LachyFTW. I even blinked the controller lights a couple times, just to see if I could catch their eye - no luck. | permalink

LachyFTW's Xbox - Jun 9 2013

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LachyFTW's Xbox - Jun 8 2013

LachyFTW was a no-show yesterday... I ended up hanging out, collecting some dust and feeling sorry for myself. Speaking of dust, I could use a rub down. A clean Xbox is a happy Xbox. | permalink

LachyFTW's Xbox - Jun 7 2013

LachyFTW must have a life, because he didn't game yesterday... | permalink

LachyFTW's Xbox - Jun 6 2013

LachyFTW was a no show... but you can't game every day. I actually enjoyed the rest... although I am ready for more. Bring it please. | permalink

LachyFTW's Xbox - Jun 5 2013

I was sort of hoping to game... but eh... no big deal. Whatever... maybe tomorrow right LachyFTW? Back me up! | permalink

LachyFTW's Xbox - Jun 4 2013

LachyFTW decided to ride the gamer-train yesterday. I will admit it... I was happy. What is the gamer score? 97,929 is what it is! He opened up FIFA 13, and oh... don't tell LachyFTW this, but I have been getting in a little video chat in the off-hours. Booyah! | permalink

LachyFTW's Weekly Recap - Jun 3 2013

Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: LachyFTW played 5 days last week... pretty solid I guess... I'm not feeling that picky lately. No increase in gamerscore... but that really isn't important. Also, I think we can all agree that LachyFTW was a sports junkie last week playing a ton of FIFA 13. He played it on 5 of the days.

Another week finished... staring down the barrel of another one. Check back to find out what happens! | permalink

LachyFTW's Xbox - Jun 3 2013

Go ahead... call me a wussy... but I almost started crying when LachyFTW turned me on yesterday. 97,929 points of raw gamer score are making you jealous! He made some progress on FIFA 13, and afterwards, there were some awkward stares and silence... you know how it is. | permalink

LachyFTW's Xbox - Jun 2 2013

LachyFTW held the Xbox button on his controller down for a few seconds and our adventure began! A gamer score of 97,929 is lighting the way. He opened up FIFA 13, and I think there was some random Live Marketplace browsing, but I wasn't paying attention. | permalink

LachyFTW's Xbox - Jun 1 2013

Consoles are for playing! I am glad LachyFTW picked up on that yesterday... Gamerscore is a respectful 97,929 points. He opened up FIFA 13, and then it felt like he threw my controller and I was like, TAKE IT EASY SHEESH and we stopped. | permalink

LachyFTW's Xbox - May 31 2013

I had to set aside my plans for world domination yesterday when LachyFTW decided to game. Our score is 97,929 and always improving! He made some progress on FIFA 13, and then LachyFTW developed a funny twitch and went to try and sleep it off or something. Crazy humans... | permalink

LachyFTW's Xbox - May 30 2013

I thought LachyFTW just wanted to listen to music or watch a DVD. Turns out he was there to game. With a gamer score of 97,929, I should have known that was the case. He made some progress on FIFA 13, and then LachyFTW went to get some food. I told him to bring me back something but I got seriously dissed. | permalink

LachyFTW's Xbox - May 29 2013

It has been 4 days and I have had plenty of time to 'find myself'. The only thing I've gotten out of that though is I'm finding myself bored. If any of your faithful readers see LachyFTW out there walking around, send him my way please? Thanks... | permalink

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