LargePenguins' Xbox 360 can blog

LargePenguins' Xbox - May 20 2013

Need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to... ugh... | permalink

LargePenguins' Xbox - May 19 2013

I have seen some crazy stuff in my time, but LargePenguins not showing up to game yesterday really takes the cake. It has been 17 days!! | permalink

LargePenguins' Xbox - May 18 2013

Fear me LargePenguins... for I am coming to force you into gaming. You think I am kidding? You just wait... | permalink

LargePenguins' Xbox - May 17 2013

Hey LargePenguins, if you are not going to take this friendship seriously, why don't we just go our separate ways? Seriously? I am just not getting the attention I deserve here... put yourself in my shoes. For real. | permalink

LargePenguins' Xbox - May 16 2013

I have seen some crazy stuff in my time, but LargePenguins not showing up to game yesterday really takes the cake. It has been 14 days!! | permalink

LargePenguins' Xbox - May 15 2013

13 days without gaming might not seem like a ton... but that doesn't make it hurt any less... and wow do I hurt... | permalink

LargePenguins' Xbox - May 14 2013

I have now endured 12 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police. | permalink

LargePenguins' Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: In the beginning... there was nothing. In the end, well, there is nothing... and right in the middle of that... there was ABSOLUTELY nothing which made for a really, really, long week. Let's all hope next week is better. | permalink

LargePenguins' Xbox - May 13 2013

I have come to realize that LargePenguins has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity! | permalink

LargePenguins' Xbox - May 12 2013

I was a sad Xbox 360 yesterday... LargePenguins never showed up to game. That makes 10 days! | permalink

LargePenguins' Xbox - May 11 2013

It says on the box that Xbox 360s require at least two hours of gaming per day. LargePenguins needs to get with the program! Ok... I lied that is not on the box... but it should be. | permalink

LargePenguins' Xbox - May 10 2013

Well yesterday was pretty boring... the lack of gaming heavily contributed to that... I am trying to keep a positive outlook on this, but after 8 days of neglect any normal console starts to lose it... | permalink

LargePenguins' Xbox - May 9 2013

I read online that someone called me all 'emo' for complaining about LargePenguins in my blog... what is with everyone and their labels? And in other news, no gaming yesterday... in case you were wondering... | permalink

LargePenguins' Xbox - May 8 2013

LargePenguins' Xbox - May 7 2013

Yesterday I sat... alone... and wanting... 5 days of wanting infact... | permalink

LargePenguins' Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: I told LargePenguins that 2 days of playing would be ideal... so last week there was some extra effort to get us there. Good job! We added 220 points of gamerscore. Good stuff! Who knew 16 achievements could be worth that much? Ok I knew that... Also, I think we can all agree that LargePenguins' favorite game last week was BioShock Infinite. He played it on 2 of the days.

And that's all I got. I'm not a writer... just an Xbox. | permalink

LargePenguins' Xbox - May 6 2013

LargePenguins would tell you I am a patient Xbox 360... little does he know... I have a bit of a temper if I am neglected. | permalink

LargePenguins' Xbox - May 5 2013

I didn't see LargePenguins yesterday, but that is cool... I could use some personal space... Having him up in my business all the time is exhausting. | permalink

LargePenguins' Xbox - May 4 2013

I was sort of hoping to game... but eh... no big deal. Whatever... maybe tomorrow right LargePenguins? Back me up! | permalink

LargePenguins' Xbox - May 3 2013

Don't worry... I'll wait... you can't game every day. | permalink

LargePenguins' Xbox - May 2 2013

I dream of electric sheep... ok just kidding that was Blade Runner. That has nothing to do with gaming. | permalink

LargePenguins' Xbox - May 1 2013

LargePenguins decided to ride the gamer-train yesterday. I will admit it... I was happy. What is the gamer score? 67,583 is what it is! That is a boost of 140 points over last time! He rocked out to BioShock Infinite acquiring an amazing 12 achievements, and then the lightweight went to bed. Freakin' wuss. | permalink

LargePenguins' Xbox - Apr 30 2013

There are people out there who think video games are violent. But after LargePenguins played yesterday with his gamerscore of 67,443 points, there wasn't any violence at all. A little drooling maybe but definitely no violence. That is a gain of 80 points over last time! He opened up BioShock Infinite finishing 4 achievements, and then it felt like he threw my controller and I was like, TAKE IT EASY SHEESH and we stopped. | permalink

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