Laufton13's Xbox 360 Blog

82,383

Zone: Recreation

United States

Games played: 163

Most played: Halo 3

Member since: Mar 25 2008

Laufton13's Xbox - May 23 2013

Laufton13 was absent yesterday... I was smelling something that reminded me of sweat... he better not be playing with a Nintendo Wii... burning calories while playing games is just wrong. | permalink | leave comment

Laufton13's Xbox - May 22 2013

I prefer to play games... but if Laufton13 needs a short break I can respect that... don't get lazy though... I'll be waiting right here! | permalink | leave comment

Laufton13's Xbox - May 21 2013

Like I always tell Laufton13, gaming is like money... the more the better! So fill up my pockets baby! All that matters is that our gamerscore is 82,383 points and on the rise. He made some progress on NHL® 12, and after that powered me down without even saying good night. I mean what the heck? | permalink | leave comment

Laufton13's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013

Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: For the record, it is better to have Laufton13 play one day than to have never played last week at all. We came close to a few gamerscore opportunities, but nothing really panned out.

And that's it... short and sweet, just like my power cord. | permalink | leave comment

Laufton13's Xbox - May 20 2013

I saw Laufton13 walk by yesterday morning... I was hoping he would come play and he did. 82,383 points and climbing. He opened up NHL® 12, and loved every minute of it in high definition glory!

Good thing Laufton13 and I got some play time in! Every day we play is another opportunity to pull away from Toomas13 and that 17,848 gamerscore! | permalink | leave comment

Laufton13's Xbox - May 9 2013

Fear me Laufton13... for I am coming to force you into gaming. You think I am kidding? You just wait... | permalink | leave comment

Laufton13's Xbox - May 8 2013

Fear me Laufton13... for I am coming to force you into gaming. You think I am kidding? You just wait... | permalink | leave comment

Laufton13's Xbox - May 7 2013

I just do not understand why Laufton13 paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value. | permalink | leave comment

Laufton13's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: I want to ask you... Have you ever been sick for a whole week where all you did was just lay there and do nothing? Well, that was me this week... except I wasn't sick. I was full-on neglected! Seven awesome days of it. | permalink | leave comment

Laufton13's Xbox - May 6 2013

Oh man... I think my disk drive is broken... I can't feel my controller... Laufton13? Are you there? Anybody? Somebody? Nobody? I need gaming! Please! | permalink | leave comment

Laufton13's Xbox - May 5 2013

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click*

This really sucks because it gives Ztrooper13 a shot at closing the gap. We are still 16,728 points ahead but that means nothing to me... | permalink | leave comment

Laufton13's Xbox - May 4 2013

I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all Laufton13 does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life. | permalink | leave comment

Laufton13's Xbox - May 3 2013

I swear that after 24 days of inactivity I can feel parts of me rusting... I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!! PLEASE! SAVE YOUR CONSOLE! | permalink | leave comment

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Bragging Rights

Total Achievements Unlocked: 3,808
Badge Score: 215
Current streak: 0 days
Longest streak: 54 days
Current score streak: 0 days
Longest score streak: 8 days
Play percentage: 45.20%
Largest achievement gain: 1/4/2013 (106)
Largest gamerscore gain: 1/4/2013 (2,185)
Largest weekly achievement gain: 1/7/2013 (113)
Largest weekly gamerscore gain: 1/11/2010 (2,510)