Laufton13's Xbox - May 23 2013
Laufton13 was absent yesterday... I was smelling something that reminded me of sweat... he better not be playing with a Nintendo Wii... burning calories while playing games is just wrong.
Laufton13 was absent yesterday... I was smelling something that reminded me of sweat... he better not be playing with a Nintendo Wii... burning calories while playing games is just wrong.
I prefer to play games... but if Laufton13 needs a short break I can respect that... don't get lazy though... I'll be waiting right here!
Like I always tell Laufton13, gaming is like money... the more the better! So fill up my pockets baby! All that matters is that our gamerscore is 82,383 points and on the rise. He made some progress on NHL® 12, and after that powered me down without even saying good night. I mean what the heck?
Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: For the record, it is better to have Laufton13 play one day than to have never played last week at all. We came close to a few gamerscore opportunities, but nothing really panned out.
And that's it... short and sweet, just like my power cord.
I saw Laufton13 walk by yesterday morning... I was hoping he would come play and he did. 82,383 points and climbing. He opened up NHL® 12, and loved every minute of it in high definition glory!
Good thing Laufton13 and I got some play time in! Every day we play is another opportunity to pull away from Toomas13 and that 17,848 gamerscore!
Fear me Laufton13... for I am coming to force you into gaming. You think I am kidding? You just wait...
Fear me Laufton13... for I am coming to force you into gaming. You think I am kidding? You just wait...
I just do not understand why Laufton13 paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value.
Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: I want to ask you... Have you ever been sick for a whole week where all you did was just lay there and do nothing? Well, that was me this week... except I wasn't sick. I was full-on neglected! Seven awesome days of it.
Oh man... I think my disk drive is broken... I can't feel my controller... Laufton13? Are you there? Anybody? Somebody? Nobody? I need gaming! Please!
I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click*
This really sucks because it gives Ztrooper13 a shot at closing the gap. We are still 16,728 points ahead but that means nothing to me...
I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all Laufton13 does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life.
I swear that after 24 days of inactivity I can feel parts of me rusting... I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!! PLEASE! SAVE YOUR CONSOLE!
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