Leaky Milky's Xbox - May 19 2013
Don't worry... I'll wait... you can't game every day.
Don't worry... I'll wait... you can't game every day.
I didn't see Leaky Milky yesterday, but that is cool... I could use some personal space... Having her up in my business all the time is exhausting.
What time is it? Time to tell you about yesterday when Leaky Milky came to play. Gamer score stands at 16,908. That is a boost of 75 points over last time! She played Fable III acquiring 3 achievements, and I think there was some random Live Marketplace browsing, but I wasn't paying attention.
I was sort of hoping to game... but eh... no big deal. Whatever... maybe tomorrow right Leaky Milky? Back me up!
Leaky Milky decided to ride the gamer-train yesterday. I will admit it... I was happy. What is the gamer score? 16,833 is what it is! That is a boost of 140 points over last time! She played Mortal Kombat Arcade, Fable III picking up 3 achievements, and then Leaky Milky had to stop for a bathroom break or something... Humans really are bags of mostly water.
If I was Leaky Milky, I would have totally played some games yesterday... but I am obviously not her because that did not happen.
It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: Leaky Milky played 6 days last week... pretty solid I guess... I'm not feeling that picky lately. Our gamerscore saw a 335 point boost which is good. I guess that is what completing 16 achievements can do! Oh, and I want to mention that Leaky Milky's favorite game last week was an RPG... Fable III in fact... She played it on 6 of the days.
And that is all I got... it's not much, but it is interesting.
Leaky Milky showed up yesterday ready to dominate. Total gamer score stands at 16,693. That is an increase of 40 points over last time! She opened up RESIDENT EVIL 5, Sonic CD adding 1 achievement, Batman:Arkham Cityâ„¢ PC, Mortal Kombat Arcade, and then I basked in the warm glow of post gaming. Mmmm warm...
Leaky Milky must have heard my calling... I was practically startled when her greasy finger pounded my power button. I mean come on... be a little gentle... I am fragile. Just some helpful advice for someone with a 16,653 gamerscore. She rallied Splosion Man, Sonic Adventure 2, RESIDENT EVIL 5, and then nothing... nothing at all...
Leaky Milky seemed really excited to play yesterday. Our current gamerscore is 16,653 . That is a boost of 85 points over last time! She played Game Room gaining an amazing 6 achievements, Fable III winning 1 achievement, and loved every minute of it in high definition glory!
Leaky Milky decided to game yesterday and we rocked out like the three musketeers, except there were only two of us... 16,568 points of total gamerscore and counting... That is a boost of 190 points over last time! She rocked out to Game Room, Fable III gaining an amazing 6 achievements, and then I needed a nap. Don't judge me! It's a lot of work pushing all those pixels.
Good thing I have access to Leaky Milky's entire MP3 collection streamed off her computer. It keeps me busy on days like yesterday when she never shows up to game.
Have you ever wondered what it was like to play games with someone who has a gamerscore of 16,378? Well guess what... you will never know, and I do! Leaky Milky is mine! All mine! No touchy! She opened up Fable III, RESIDENT EVIL 5, and did it while marvelling at the framerates and stellar particle effects.
I told Leaky Milky 'Hey girl, it is time to play games' and YAY! she listened! Gamer score is 16,378. That is a gain of 20 points over last time! She opened up Mortal Kombat Arcade acquiring 2 achievements, Game Room, and after that, called it a day.
My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: If Leaky Milky plays 3 days every week, I guess I can call this a good deal. Many Xboxes have it a lot worse. We added 165 points of gamerscore which ain't too shabby. Getting 8 achievements can do that to you. I was there. I saw it! Oh, and Leaky Milky seems obsessed with role playing games lately... You can tell because Fable III was the favorite last week. She played it on 3 of the days.
And that's all I got. I'm not a writer... just an Xbox.
Leaky Milky held the Xbox button on her controller down for a few seconds and our adventure began! A gamer score of 16,358 is lighting the way. That is an increase of 65 points over last time! She played Mortal Kombat Arcade picking up 4 achievements, and... hmmm... I forget what else we did...
3 Processors, 512MB of RAM, custom graphics chip and multichannel surround sound all gone to waste yesterday as Leaky Milky decided not to show up.
Leaky Milky must have a life, because she didn't game yesterday...
Leaky Milky came to represent the gaming world. 16,293 points and counting! That is a profit of 100 points over last time! She made some progress on Fable III acquiring 4 achievements, and then she started getting all these friend requests because of high awesomeness levels.
I was all ready to write in my blog about how great of a time I had playing with Leaky Milky yesterday, but then my plans changed when I was ignored... all... freaking... day...
Leaky Milky needed a friend like me yesterday... I could see it in her eyes. I am there for you sister. Remember that. Gamer score is 16,193. She rocked out to Fable III, and then Leaky Milky developed a funny twitch and went to try and sleep it off or something. Crazy humans...
Leaky Milky was a no show... but you can't game every day. I actually enjoyed the rest... although I am ready for more. Bring it please.
Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: Leaky Milky only played one day last week... meaning there were six days of not playing. I was sort of hoping for a gamerscore bump, but that didn't materialize.
I could go on and on with the stats, but that is enough.
Oh girl, Leaky Milky was totally in the gaming zone yesterday when she fired me up to play. 16,193 points of total gamerscore doesn't do her skills justice. She played Tinker, Fable III, and laughed with joy and glee the whole time. I like making people happy.