Lokosis' Xbox 360 can blog

Lokosis' xbox has been ignored for 45 days and refuses to blog until the drive spins again.

Lokosis' Xbox - Jun 5 2013

A little news flash for Lokosis: When you don't play game consoles, they hurt. This blog is here to tell you about the hurting. Make it stop please. Thank you. | permalink

Lokosis' Xbox - Jun 4 2013

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click* | permalink

Lokosis' Weekly Recap - Jun 3 2013

This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: This is going to be the most exciting one ever! Ready?... ok not really... Lokosis stood me up seven days in a row... it hurts... right where my heart should be. | permalink

Lokosis' Xbox - Jun 3 2013

Oh man... I think my disk drive is broken... I can't feel my controller... Lokosis? Are you there? Anybody? Somebody? Nobody? I need gaming! Please! | permalink

Lokosis' Xbox - Jun 2 2013

Here I sit broken hearted... Lokosis has somewhere departed... our relationship needs repair... I will meanwhile sit in cold despair... I know I will feel the spin again, the question now is when! | permalink

Lokosis' Xbox - Jun 1 2013

It has been far too long since I felt the sweet spin of a game in my drive. Lokosis is the only one that can give me what I need! | permalink

Lokosis' Xbox - May 31 2013

Need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to... ugh... | permalink

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