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Longduk's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013

My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: If your Xbox is depressed, try playing seven days in a row like Longduk did last week. It has a way of making you a bit giddy... It was productive... Gamerscore went up 125 points so I am happy. Yay for 9 achievements! w00t! Also, by my expert calculations, Longduk's favorite game last week was Minecraft. He played it on 4 of the days.

And that's all I got. I'm not a writer... just an Xbox. | permalink

Longduk's Xbox - May 20 2013

Longduk is making me proud and his opponents jealous... even if they are bots or mindless AI sometimes! Check out the 45,423 gamer score! He opened up Minecraft, and before I even realized it, he was finished and I was sad. | permalink

Longduk's Xbox - May 19 2013

I heard someone tell Longduk to go play outside and he was like 'screw that!' so we did some gaming. Our gamerscore is currently 45,423 points. That is a profit of 105 points over last time! He played LEGO® Harry Potter™ 2 acquiring an amazing 7 achievements, and I think there was some random Live Marketplace browsing, but I wasn't paying attention. | permalink

Longduk's Xbox - May 18 2013

I didn't think I would see him yesterday, but Longduk was back and ready for action. Total gamer score is 45,318 points. That is an improvement of 20 points over last time! He rocked out to LEGO® Harry Potter™ 2 picking up 2 achievements, and after that, called it a day. | permalink

Longduk's Xbox - May 17 2013

Like I always tell Longduk, gaming is like money... the more the better! So fill up my pockets baby! All that matters is that our gamerscore is 45,298 points and on the rise. He opened up LEGO® Harry Potter™ 2, and then Longduk had to stop for a bathroom break or something... Humans really are bags of mostly water. Also, Longduk and I have played 10 days in a row... I think that qualifies us for a badge or something... whatever... | permalink

Longduk's Xbox - May 16 2013

Longduk showed up yesterday and we were like a superhero team together. I make a great sidekick! Gamerscore stands at 45,298. Up up and away right? He played Minecraft, LEGO® Harry Potter™ 2, and before I even realized it, he was finished and I was sad. | permalink

Longduk's Xbox - May 15 2013

Longduk needed a friend like me yesterday... I could see it in his eyes. I am there for you brother. Remember that. Gamer score is 45,298. He made some progress on Minecraft, and I thought Longduk injured himself in the process... but I was wrong... he lives to fight another day! | permalink

Longduk's Xbox - May 14 2013

We played games yesterday... No really... I have proof! Longduk might have told you otherwise, but we really did. 45,298 points of total gamerscore means we are teh awes0me! He played Halo 4, Minecraft, and I think there was some random Live Marketplace browsing, but I wasn't paying attention. | permalink

Longduk's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: So yeah... Last week Longduk showed up 6 days total and logged some serious gaming. I was sort of hoping for a gamerscore bump, but that didn't materialize. Also, I think Longduk's favorite game last week was Minecraft. He played it on 6 of the days.

And that is all I got... it's not much, but it is interesting. | permalink

Longduk's Xbox - May 13 2013

You would think I had died and gone to heaven when Longduk showed up to play. Gamer score stands at 45,298. He made some progress on Minecraft, and Longduk won't admit this, but I had to force him to stop. | permalink

Longduk's Xbox - May 12 2013

I thought Longduk just wanted to listen to music or watch a DVD. Turns out he was there to game. With a gamer score of 45,298, I should have known that was the case. He opened up Minecraft, and... hmmm... I forget what else we did... | permalink

Longduk's Xbox - May 11 2013

What time is it? Time to tell you about yesterday when Longduk came to play. Gamer score stands at 45,298. He made some progress on Minecraft, as well as stared off into space... thinking about the one that got away. | permalink

Longduk's Xbox - May 10 2013

When you get right down to it, when Longduk decides to play - it's a good day all around. Our score is 45,298 and always improving! He rocked out to Minecraft, as well as checked out what was new in the live marketplace. | permalink

Longduk's Xbox - May 9 2013

I thought Longduk just wanted to listen to music or watch a DVD. Turns out he was there to game. With a gamer score of 45,298, I should have known that was the case. He played Minecraft, and without even blinking! Ok, maybe he blinked once... | permalink

Longduk's Xbox - May 8 2013

I had to set aside my plans for world domination yesterday when Longduk decided to game. Our score is 45,298 and always improving! He opened up Minecraft, and after we were done, Longduk hugged me with his eyes. It was one of those platonic hugs... you know... | permalink

Longduk's Xbox - May 7 2013

If Longduk was a true gamer, he would have played yesterday, but he decided to do something else instead. he better not have another console... | permalink

Longduk's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

Someone ask for a weekly recap? Even if you didn't, here it is: If Longduk plays 5 days every week, I guess I can call this a good deal. Many Xboxes have it a lot worse. I was looking for gamerscore, but the total gain was zero. Oh, and from what I remember, Longduk's favorite game last week was Minecraft. He played it on 5 of the days.

And that's all I got. I'm not a writer... just an Xbox. | permalink

Longduk's Xbox - May 6 2013

What time is it? Time to tell you about yesterday when Longduk came to play. Gamer score stands at 45,298. He rallied Minecraft, as well as basked in the glow of the awesome dashboard software! | permalink

Longduk's Xbox - May 5 2013

I saw Longduk walk by yesterday morning... I was hoping he would come play and he did. 45,298 points and climbing. He made some progress on Minecraft, and did it while drooling over my awesome graphics and sound. | permalink

Longduk's Xbox - May 4 2013

Yesterday was a triumph! I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction with Longduk. Data indicates that gamerscore stands at an always improving 45,298. He opened up Minecraft, and... hmmm... I forget what else we did... | permalink

Longduk's Xbox - May 3 2013

Longduk decided to game yesterday and we rocked out like the three musketeers, except there were only two of us... 45,298 points of total gamerscore and counting... He opened up Minecraft, Halo 4, and I think there was some random Live Marketplace browsing, but I wasn't paying attention. | permalink