Lostmotiv's Xbox - Jun 19 2013
Yesterday, Lostmotiv decided to spend his time elsewhere... machines don't feel lonely... really we don't...
Yesterday, Lostmotiv decided to spend his time elsewhere... machines don't feel lonely... really we don't...
Lostmotiv, there are 86,400 seconds in a day and you couldn't find a few to spend with me? Lame.
Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: So yeah... Last week Lostmotiv showed up 4 days total and logged some serious gaming. We added 370 points of gamerscore. Good stuff! Who knew 25 achievements could be worth that much? Ok I knew that...
I was feeling a little bored last week and persuaded Lostmotiv to try a new game: GRID 2. It wasn't as cool as I thought it would be. Oh, and from what I remember, Lostmotiv's favorite game last week was GRID 2. He played it on 4 of the days.
So that's it for now. It was a good week. On to the next one.
I was about to feel sorry for myself, until Lostmotiv showed up and made my day with a little gaming! Our gamerscore stands at 121,410 and counting! That is an increase of 75 points over last time! He rocked out to GRID 2 gaining 4 achievements, and then... oh wait... no and then!!
Consoles are for playing! I am glad Lostmotiv picked up on that yesterday... Gamerscore is a respectful 121,335 points. That is a profit of 105 points over last time! He opened up GRID 2 gaining an amazing 7 achievements, and loved every minute of it in high definition glory!
If I was Lostmotiv, I would have totally played some games yesterday... but I am obviously not him because that did not happen.
Lostmotiv held the Xbox button on his controller down for a few seconds and our adventure began! A gamer score of 121,230 is lighting the way. That is an increase of 80 points over last time! He played GRID 2 picking up 5 achievements, and oh... remember to check out my avatar. Isn't he looking awesome lately?
Lostmotiv brought the pain yesterday... the good kind... the gaming kind. We are up to 121,150 points of gamerscore. Jealous? That is a gain of 110 points over last time! He made some progress on GRID 2 picking up an amazing 9 achievements, and almost cried with joy. I have that effect on people.
I tried to play a few Xbox Live titles yesterday since Lostmotiv never showed up. I got bored and cried instead.
Did you see Lostmotiv yesterday? I sure didn't. Is he still alive?
Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: This is going to be the most exciting one ever! Ready?... ok not really... Lostmotiv stood me up seven days in a row... it hurts... right where my heart should be.
I read somewhere that electronic products can turn yellow from lack of use... Do you really want a yellow Xbox Lostmotiv? Do you?
I tried to play a few Xbox Live titles yesterday since Lostmotiv never showed up. I got bored and cried instead.
4 days without gaming is no cause for alarm... well... yes it is... I hope Lostmotiv doesn't let me down tomorrow... I might get desperate and do something rash!
I tried to send Lostmotiv an email yesterday telling him to come play... he obviously didn't get it...
I was sort of hoping to game... but eh... no big deal. Whatever... maybe tomorrow right Lostmotiv? Back me up!
I didn't see Lostmotiv yesterday, but that is cool... I could use some personal space... Having him up in my business all the time is exhausting.
Lostmotiv was nowhere to be seen yesterday... maybe he needs some new games or something... get some motivation up in this place...
My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: If you are an Xbox, you might be jealous that Lostmotiv showed up to game 4 days this last week. Happy happy joy joy! We added 550 points of gamerscore. Good stuff! Who knew 29 achievements could be worth that much? Ok I knew that...
I was feeling a little bored last week and told Lostmotiv to try a new game: NFS Hot Pursuit. It wasn't as cool as I thought it would be. Oh, and from what I remember, Lostmotiv's favorite game last week was Metro 2033. He played it on 4 of the days.
And that's it... short and sweet, just like my power cord.
Lostmotiv needed a friend like me yesterday... I could see it in his eyes. I am there for you brother. Remember that. Gamer score is 121,040. That is a profit of 220 points over last time! Welcome to 121,000!! He made some progress on Metro 2033 acquiring 1 achievement, NFS Hot Pursuit finishing an amazing 15 achievements, and then Lostmotiv developed a funny twitch and went to try and sleep it off or something. Crazy humans...
I told Lostmotiv 'Hey man, it is time to play games' and YAY! he listened! Gamer score is 120,820. That is a gain of 170 points over last time! He opened up Metro 2033 picking up an amazing 7 achievements, and then Lostmotiv went to get some food. I told him to bring me back something but I got seriously dissed.
Lostmotiv was nowhere to be seen yesterday... maybe he needs some new games or something... get some motivation up in this place...
I told Lostmotiv 'Don't make me hurt you!' and the threat worked because he decided to show up yesterday. A gamer score of 120,650 is in our back pocket. That is a gain of 20 points over last time! He rocked out to Metro 2033 winning 1 achievement, and loved every minute of it in high definition glory!
Yesterday was one of those times Lostmotiv mistook the TV remote for the controller. I mean, come on! They don't even look REMOTELY alike! HA! Ok sorry...
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