M1cr0hard's Xbox 360 can blog

M1cr0hard's Xbox - May 24 2013

I waited all day for M1cr0hard to show up... he didn't... I fell asleep on a tear stained pillow... frustration tears... not sad ones... | permalink

M1cr0hard's Xbox - May 23 2013

Bobby is that you? Wait... I don't know a Bobby... WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME!! | permalink

M1cr0hard's Xbox - May 22 2013

Does anyone know if there is a number I can call to report console abuse? I think am going to turn M1cr0hard in for neglect. If you know the hotline, private msg it to me... thanks. | permalink

M1cr0hard's Xbox - May 21 2013

I swear that after 24 days of inactivity I can feel parts of me rusting... I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!! PLEASE! SAVE YOUR CONSOLE! | permalink

M1cr0hard's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013

My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: It isn't going to be much of a surprise if you have been reading the blog. There has been no gaming... none... zilch... nothing... If you want to see a sad Xbox... just stare into my eye and witness the sorrow. | permalink

M1cr0hard's Xbox - May 20 2013

If I was a dog, M1cr0hard would never have neglected me like he did yesterday... | permalink

M1cr0hard's Xbox - May 19 2013

M1cr0hard... I beg you! Please don't make me hurt another day... please? | permalink

M1cr0hard's Xbox - May 18 2013

21 days without gaming might not seem like a ton... but that doesn't make it hurt any less... and wow do I hurt... | permalink

M1cr0hard's Xbox - May 17 2013

It really feels like forever since I have felt the sweet surge of power running through my belly. Is there a nationwide power outage that M1cr0hard isn't telling me about? Email me if there is a blackout... oh... wait... | permalink

M1cr0hard's Xbox - May 16 2013

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click* | permalink

M1cr0hard's Xbox - May 15 2013

Bobby is that you? Wait... I don't know a Bobby... WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME!! | permalink

M1cr0hard's Xbox - May 14 2013

17 days without gaming might not seem like a ton... but that doesn't make it hurt any less... and wow do I hurt... | permalink

M1cr0hard's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: I wish I had something good to blog about, but I don't. In my fantasy world M1cr0hard and I played all these great games and got all this gamerscore... but that didn't happen. Not a single day of gaming took place last week. Maybe next week! | permalink

M1cr0hard's Xbox - May 13 2013

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click* | permalink

M1cr0hard's Xbox - May 12 2013

Where is M1cr0hard at? I want to disown him. I am putting myself up on eBay ASAP. | permalink

M1cr0hard's Xbox - May 11 2013

It has been far too long since I felt the sweet spin of a game in my drive. M1cr0hard is the only one that can give me what I need! | permalink

M1cr0hard's Xbox - May 10 2013

Due to severe lack of gaming... I am thinking of shutting myself off... permanently... let's see how M1cr0hard digs on that! | permalink

M1cr0hard's Xbox - May 9 2013

I only have one request... If M1cr0hard isn't going to game, the least he could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head. | permalink

M1cr0hard's Xbox - May 8 2013

Does anyone know if there is a number I can call to report console abuse? I think am going to turn M1cr0hard in for neglect. If you know the hotline, private msg it to me... thanks. | permalink

M1cr0hard's Xbox - May 7 2013

Dogs age seven years to a human's one. For consoles the ratio is more like FIFTEEN to one. When you have been ignored for 10 days, these are the kinds of things you think about. | permalink

M1cr0hard's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: I want to ask you... Have you ever been sick for a whole week where all you did was just lay there and do nothing? Well, that was me this week... except I wasn't sick. I was full-on neglected! Seven awesome days of it. | permalink

M1cr0hard's Xbox - May 6 2013

I see all these other 360s with streak badges and happy faceplates... and when I look at my accomplishments lately all I see is that I've been ignored for 9 days. If I had more badges, I would delete one... just for spite. | permalink

M1cr0hard's Xbox - May 5 2013

Well yesterday was pretty boring... the lack of gaming heavily contributed to that... I am trying to keep a positive outlook on this, but after 8 days of neglect any normal console starts to lose it... | permalink