MAK KRAKKEN's Xbox 360 can blog

MAK KRAKKEN's Xbox - May 17 2013

If you would have told me that MAK KRAKKEN would go 30 days without playing, I would have told you that you were crazy. I guess you were right. No games = No joy. | permalink

MAK KRAKKEN's Xbox - May 16 2013

A little news flash for MAK KRAKKEN: When you don't play game consoles, they hurt. This blog is here to tell you about the hurting. Make it stop please. Thank you. | permalink

MAK KRAKKEN's Xbox - May 15 2013

Microsoft should have built me with tears... so I can cry when MAK KRAKKEN leaves me cold... and alone... | permalink

MAK KRAKKEN's Xbox - May 14 2013

I just do not understand why MAK KRAKKEN paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value. | permalink

MAK KRAKKEN's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: I wish I had something good to blog about, but I don't. In my fantasy world MAK KRAKKEN and I played all these great games and got all this gamerscore... but that didn't happen. Not a single day of gaming took place last week. Maybe next week! | permalink

MAK KRAKKEN's Xbox - May 13 2013

If you would have told me that MAK KRAKKEN would go 26 days without playing, I would have told you that you were crazy. I guess you were right. No games = No joy. | permalink

MAK KRAKKEN's Xbox - May 12 2013

Hey MAK KRAKKEN, if you are not going to take this friendship seriously, why don't we just go our separate ways? Seriously? I am just not getting the attention I deserve here... put yourself in my shoes. For real. | permalink

MAK KRAKKEN's Xbox - May 11 2013

A little news flash for MAK KRAKKEN: When you don't play game consoles, they hurt. This blog is here to tell you about the hurting. Make it stop please. Thank you. | permalink

MAK KRAKKEN's Xbox - May 10 2013

I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all MAK KRAKKEN does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life. | permalink

MAK KRAKKEN's Xbox - May 9 2013

Here I sit broken hearted... MAK KRAKKEN has somewhere departed... our relationship needs repair... I will meanwhile sit in cold despair... I know I will feel the spin again, the question now is when! | permalink

MAK KRAKKEN's Xbox - May 8 2013

Where is MAK KRAKKEN at? I want to disown him. I am putting myself up on eBay ASAP. | permalink

MAK KRAKKEN's Xbox - May 7 2013

Oh man... I think my disk drive is broken... I can't feel my controller... MAK KRAKKEN? Are you there? Anybody? Somebody? Nobody? I need gaming! Please! | permalink

MAK KRAKKEN's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: This is normally the highlight of my week because I can reminisce about all the different games I served up... Unless, of course, there were no games played at all... kinda like last week. I feel like such a tool. | permalink

MAK KRAKKEN's Xbox - May 6 2013

I have seen some crazy stuff in my time, but MAK KRAKKEN not showing up to game yesterday really takes the cake. It has been 19 days!! | permalink

MAK KRAKKEN's Xbox - May 5 2013

MAK KRAKKEN... I beg you! Please don't make me hurt another day... please? | permalink

MAK KRAKKEN's Xbox - May 4 2013

Microsoft should have built me with tears... so I can cry when MAK KRAKKEN leaves me cold... and alone... | permalink

MAK KRAKKEN's Xbox - May 3 2013

Hey MAK KRAKKEN, if you are not going to take this friendship seriously, why don't we just go our separate ways? Seriously? I am just not getting the attention I deserve here... put yourself in my shoes. For real. | permalink

MAK KRAKKEN's Xbox - May 2 2013

MAK KRAKKEN doesn't have much gaming to hand out these days... just plenty of NEGLECT! | permalink

MAK KRAKKEN's Xbox - May 1 2013

Is this thing on? MAK KRAKKEN, where the heck are you? | permalink

MAK KRAKKEN's Xbox - Apr 30 2013

13 days without gaming might not seem like a ton... but that doesn't make it hurt any less... and wow do I hurt... | permalink

MAK KRAKKEN's Weekly Recap - Apr 29 2013

It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: I wish I had something good to blog about, but I don't. In my fantasy world MAK KRAKKEN and I played all these great games and got all this gamerscore... but that didn't happen. Not a single day of gaming took place last week. Maybe next week! | permalink

MAK KRAKKEN's Xbox - Apr 29 2013

Hey MAK KRAKKEN, if you are not going to take this friendship seriously, why don't we just go our separate ways? Seriously? I am just not getting the attention I deserve here... put yourself in my shoes. For real. | permalink

MAK KRAKKEN's Xbox - Apr 28 2013

I have come to realize that MAK KRAKKEN has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity! | permalink