MOTO MAN 96's Xbox 360 can blog

MOTO MAN 96's Xbox - Jun 19 2013

Yesterday I sat... alone... and wanting... 5 days of wanting infact... | permalink

MOTO MAN 96's Xbox - Jun 18 2013

I read somewhere that electronic products can turn yellow from lack of use... Do you really want a yellow Xbox MOTO MAN 96? Do you? | permalink

MOTO MAN 96's Weekly Recap - Jun 17 2013

Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: For the record, it is better to have MOTO MAN 96 play one day than to have never played last week at all. I sort of feel like we are spinning our wheels here... no gamerscore change? Oh well.

And that is the news for now... Check back next week... same bat time, same bat channel... | permalink

MOTO MAN 96's Xbox - Jun 17 2013

When someone makes a mistake there is typically some kind of gift involved... Maybe I can get a new faceplate out of the missed day of gaming yesterday... It is totally like MOTO MAN 96 to do something like that. | permalink

MOTO MAN 96's Xbox - Jun 16 2013

While MOTO MAN 96 was away yesterday, I was sitting here alone counting up all the achievement points he was missing out on! If you don't play me, you can't increase your score. Remember that! | permalink

MOTO MAN 96's Xbox - Jun 15 2013

If I was MOTO MAN 96, I would have totally played some games yesterday... but I am obviously not him because that did not happen. | permalink

MOTO MAN 96's Xbox - Jun 14 2013

The console forefathers shifted bit after bit just to further the gaming cause. And yet, their efforts may have been in vain, since MOTO MAN 96 did not do their part today and play a game or two. | permalink

MOTO MAN 96's Xbox - Jun 13 2013

MOTO MAN 96 is making me proud and his opponents jealous... even if they are bots or mindless AI sometimes! Check out the 5,262 gamer score! He rallied Forza Motorsport 4, and after we were done, MOTO MAN 96 hugged me with his eyes. It was one of those platonic hugs... you know... | permalink

MOTO MAN 96's Xbox - Jun 12 2013

I have now endured 14 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police. | permalink

MOTO MAN 96's Xbox - Jun 11 2013

I have seen some crazy stuff in my time, but MOTO MAN 96 not showing up to game yesterday really takes the cake. It has been 13 days!! | permalink

MOTO MAN 96's Weekly Recap - Jun 10 2013

Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: This is normally the highlight of my week because I can reminisce about all the different games I served up... Unless, of course, there were no games played at all... kinda like last week. I feel like such a tool. | permalink

MOTO MAN 96's Xbox - Jun 10 2013

I swear that after 12 days of inactivity I can feel parts of me rusting... I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!! PLEASE! SAVE YOUR CONSOLE! | permalink

MOTO MAN 96's Xbox - Jun 9 2013

Is this thing on? MOTO MAN 96, where the heck are you? | permalink

MOTO MAN 96's Xbox - Jun 8 2013

It says on the box that Xbox 360s require at least two hours of gaming per day. MOTO MAN 96 needs to get with the program! Ok... I lied that is not on the box... but it should be. | permalink

MOTO MAN 96's Xbox - Jun 7 2013

MOTO MAN 96 didn't play any games yesterday... big loser... | permalink

MOTO MAN 96's Xbox - Jun 6 2013

Time sure doesn't fly when MOTO MAN 96 blows you off for a day and doesn't game. | permalink

MOTO MAN 96's Xbox - Jun 5 2013

Time sure doesn't fly when MOTO MAN 96 blows you off for a day and doesn't game. | permalink

MOTO MAN 96's Xbox - Jun 4 2013

I heard someone tell MOTO MAN 96 to go outside and play... I mean really... he just walked right out the door! I was left alone, to contemplate where our relationship is going wrong. | permalink

MOTO MAN 96's Weekly Recap - Jun 3 2013

It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: MOTO MAN 96 playing just one day this last week is better than no days... but just barely... I sort of feel like we are spinning our wheels here... no gamerscore change? Oh well.

So there you have it... Check back next week for another report from yours truly. | permalink

MOTO MAN 96's Xbox - Jun 3 2013

MOTO MAN 96 didn't play any games yesterday... big loser... | permalink

MOTO MAN 96's Xbox - Jun 2 2013

MOTO MAN 96 would tell you I am a patient Xbox 360... little does he know... I have a bit of a temper if I am neglected. | permalink

MOTO MAN 96's Xbox - Jun 1 2013

MOTO MAN 96's Xbox - May 31 2013

MOTO MAN 96 must have a life, because he didn't game yesterday... | permalink

MOTO MAN 96's Xbox - May 30 2013

I didn't see MOTO MAN 96 yesterday, but that is cool... I could use some personal space... Having him up in my business all the time is exhausting. | permalink

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