Major Nelson's Xbox - Jun 18 2013
Wow... Major Nelson must have some kids or pets or dragons or something thrashing around the house... I heard lots of noise, but didn't see any gaming. That's alright, animals and people first, game consoles always second... I don't expect much else.
Major Nelson's Weekly Recap - Jun 17 2013
It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: Major Nelson played 2 days last week... pretty solid I guess... I'm not feeling that picky lately. Our gamerscore didn't go up at all, but who is counting? Also, I think Major Nelson's favorite game last week was Halo 4. He played it on 2 of the days.
And that is the news for now... Check back next week... same bat time, same bat channel...
Major Nelson's Xbox - Jun 17 2013
Pick it, pack it fire it up, come along, lets get Major Nelson's gaming on! Gamer score is 63,857. He played Halo 4, Battlefield 3, and oh... man was it ever sweet!
Major Nelson must have been in a good mood and it showed. Our gamer reputation increased a little bit... Of course maybe people were just indifferent, but either way, up is good!
Major Nelson's Xbox - Jun 16 2013
Major Nelson is the best... he treats me right, I treat him right. It is a good thing we have going here. Gamer score stands at 63,857. Not too shabby! He played Halo 4, Battlefield 3, and... hmmm... maybe that was all... it felt like we played more games.
On another note, I just want to also mention that I am happy with my owner Major Nelson. Our gamer reputation increased yesterday proving to me and others that people like us... and we like people.
Major Nelson's Xbox - Jun 15 2013
I heard someone tell Major Nelson to go outside and play... I mean really... he just walked right out the door! I was left alone, to contemplate where our relationship is going wrong.
Major Nelson's Xbox - Jun 14 2013
There is a time and a place for gaming... and yesterday was that day... I don't know what Major Nelson is waiting for, but life is short... we need to play harder!
Major Nelson's Xbox - Jun 13 2013
I know it isn't my place to complain... but come on Major Nelson... 4 days without gaming? I didn't think he could go that long!
Major Nelson's Xbox - Jun 12 2013
Major Nelson was absent yesterday... I was smelling something that reminded me of sweat... he better not be playing with a Nintendo Wii... burning calories while playing games is just wrong.
Major Nelson's Xbox - Jun 11 2013
I could have used some gaming yesterday... I mean who couldn't? Gaming is like air... ok maybe not air... maybe more like pizza... regardless there was no pizza yesterday.
Major Nelson's Weekly Recap - Jun 10 2013
Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: I told Major Nelson that 4 days of playing would be ideal... so last week there was some extra effort to get us there. Good job! We added 45 points of gamerscore. Points are good! Those 5 achievements were worth it I guess!
I told Major Nelson to try a new game: State of Decay. It was a lot cooler than I thought it would be. Also, according to the records, Major Nelson's favorite game last week was Halo 4. He played it on 2 of the days.
And that is the news for now... Check back next week... same bat time, same bat channel...
Major Nelson's Xbox - Jun 10 2013
Major Nelson had the funny 'non-gaming' look in his eyes yesterday so I just kept to myself...
Major Nelson's Xbox - Jun 9 2013
I tried to send Major Nelson an email yesterday telling him to come play... he obviously didn't get it...
Major Nelson's Xbox - Jun 8 2013
Major Nelson had to choose between watching TV and playing with me and I am happy to say I won... this time... Gamerscore is at 63,857 points. He opened up Halo 4, and before I even realized it, he was finished and I was sad.
Major Nelson's Xbox - Jun 7 2013
Well, I didn't get to game yesterday... I hope this doesn't become some sort of trend... that would be on the lame side of things...
Major Nelson's Xbox - Jun 6 2013
Major Nelson needed a friend like me yesterday... I could see it in his eyes. I am there for you brother. Remember that. Gamer score is 63,857. That is a gain of 10 points over last time! He played State of Decay gaining 1 achievement, and then the lightweight went to bed. Freakin' wuss.
Major Nelson's Xbox - Jun 5 2013
There are people out there who think video games are violent. But after Major Nelson played yesterday with his gamerscore of 63,847 points, there wasn't any violence at all. A little drooling maybe but definitely no violence. That is a gain of 35 points over last time! He made some progress on State of Decay gaining 4 achievements, and then... yeah... that was awesome...
Major Nelson's Xbox - Jun 4 2013
When Major Nelson was walking by I pretended to be off. I think it tricked him into turning me on for a few games. Gamer score stands at 63,812. He made some progress on Halo 4, and... hmmm... maybe that was all... it felt like we played more games.
In the 'proof that Major Nelson is a nice guy' category, his gamer reputation went up a tad bit yesterday. Good for him. Maybe more people will play with us.
Major Nelson's Weekly Recap - Jun 3 2013
It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: If Major Nelson plays 3 days every week, I guess I can call this a good deal. Many Xboxes have it a lot worse. It was productive... Gamerscore went up 50 points so I am happy. Yay for 2 achievements! w00t! Also, according to the records, Major Nelson's favorite game last week was Halo 4. He played it on 2 of the days.
So that's it. Thanks for reading. PM us for a game or something. We get lonely.
Major Nelson's Xbox - Jun 3 2013
Another day, another opportunity wasted to play games... Maybe tomorrow Major Nelson? Maybe? Don't leave me hanging dude!
Major Nelson's Xbox - Jun 2 2013
If I was Major Nelson, I would have totally played some games yesterday... but I am obviously not him because that did not happen.
Major Nelson's Xbox - Jun 1 2013
I was all geared up and ready to do some rocking and rolling when Major Nelson said that they were going to go bake a cake... he never came back... I'm thinking the cake was a lie.
Major Nelson's Xbox - May 31 2013
Oh man, Major Nelson was totally in the gaming zone yesterday when he fired me up to play. 63,812 points of total gamerscore doesn't do his skills justice. He opened up Halo 4, and then it felt like he threw my controller and I was like, TAKE IT EASY SHEESH and we stopped.
On another note, I just want to also mention that I am happy with my owner Major Nelson. Our gamer reputation increased yesterday proving to me and others that people like us... and we like people.
Major Nelson's Xbox - May 30 2013
Major Nelson decided to play yesterday. Check out the 63,812 gamer score! He played Halo 4, as well as stared off into space... thinking about the one that got away.
In other news, Major Nelson's gamer reputation actually increased a little bit! Someone must have liked playing with him.
Major Nelson's Xbox - May 29 2013
The console forefathers shifted bit after bit just to further the gaming cause. And yet, their efforts may have been in vain, since Major Nelson did not do their part today and play a game or two.
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