Yesterday was the day I was finally going to share all my secret achievement earning strategies with Malt Liquor 77, but he must not care... Us consoles have a short memory... I can't promise anything the next time I see him.
Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: It isn't going to be much of a surprise if you have been reading the blog. There has been no gaming... none... zilch... nothing... If you want to see a sad Xbox... just stare into my eye and witness the sorrow.
I have a feeling Malt Liquor 77 went on vacation without telling me... At least he could have taken me with him... last time I checked Xboxes weren't illegal in your carry-on.
There is a time and a place for gaming... and yesterday was that day... I don't know what Malt Liquor 77 is waiting for, but life is short... we need to play harder!
Did you see Malt Liquor 77 yesterday? I sure didn't. Is he still alive?
While Malt Liquor 77 was away yesterday, I was sitting here alone counting up all the achievement points he was missing out on! If you don't play me, you can't increase your score. Remember that!
If I was Malt Liquor 77, I would have totally played some games yesterday... but I am obviously not him because that did not happen.
I didn't see Malt Liquor 77 yesterday, but that is cool... I could use some personal space... Having him up in my business all the time is exhausting.
Yesterday, Malt Liquor 77 decided to spend his time elsewhere... machines don't feel lonely... really we don't...
My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: Other weeks I might complain, but having Malt Liquor 77 only play one day last week is fine... I was tired anyhow... I was sort of hoping for a gamerscore bump, but that didn't materialize.
And that is all I got... it's not much, but it is interesting.
Malt Liquor 77 showed up yesterday, which is good cause we make a great gaming team. I do millions of calculations a second and he pushes buttons! Our gamerscore is 27,832. He played Minecraft, as well as checked out what was new in the live marketplace.
A little news flash for Malt Liquor 77: When you don't play game consoles, they hurt. This blog is here to tell you about the hurting. Make it stop please. Thank you.
Malt Liquor 77 doesn't have much gaming to hand out these days... just plenty of NEGLECT!
Well yesterday was pretty boring... the lack of gaming heavily contributed to that... I am trying to keep a positive outlook on this, but after 10 days of neglect any normal console starts to lose it...
Yesterday was the day I was finally going to share all my secret achievement earning strategies with Malt Liquor 77, but he must not care... Us consoles have a short memory... I can't promise anything the next time I see him.
I was a sad Xbox 360 yesterday... Malt Liquor 77 never showed up to game. That makes 8 days!
If someone had looked yesterday, when it was dark, they would've seen my lonely self sitting, waiting for Malt Liquor 77. I even blinked the controller lights a couple times, just to see if I could catch their eye - no luck.
Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: I wish I had something good to blog about, but I don't. In my fantasy world Malt Liquor 77 and I played all these great games and got all this gamerscore... but that didn't happen. Not a single day of gaming took place last week. Maybe next week!
Time sure doesn't fly when Malt Liquor 77 blows you off for a day and doesn't game.
What is with guys and the whole 'going out with friends' thing? Hey Malt Liquor 77, you try partying with this massive power supply permanently strapped to your rear.
If someone had looked yesterday, when it was dark, they would've seen my lonely self sitting, waiting for Malt Liquor 77. I even blinked the controller lights a couple times, just to see if I could catch their eye - no luck.
Wow... Malt Liquor 77 must have some kids or pets or dragons or something thrashing around the house... I heard lots of noise, but didn't see any gaming. That's alright, animals and people first, game consoles always second... I don't expect much else.
Good thing I have access to Malt Liquor 77's entire MP3 collection streamed off his computer. It keeps me busy on days like yesterday when he never shows up to game.
Malt Liquor 77, there are 86,400 seconds in a day and you couldn't find a few to spend with me? Lame.
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