MantisMU's Xbox 360 can blog

MantisMU's Xbox - May 18 2013

Here I sit broken hearted... MantisMU has somewhere departed... our relationship needs repair... I will meanwhile sit in cold despair... I know I will feel the spin again, the question now is when! | permalink

MantisMU's Xbox - May 17 2013

If you would have told me that MantisMU would go 19 days without playing, I would have told you that you were crazy. I guess you were right. No games = No joy. | permalink

MantisMU's Xbox - May 16 2013

Is this thing on? MantisMU, where the heck are you? | permalink

MantisMU's Xbox - May 15 2013

I have seen some crazy stuff in my time, but MantisMU not showing up to game yesterday really takes the cake. It has been 17 days!! | permalink

MantisMU's Xbox - May 14 2013

MantisMU... I beg you! Please don't make me hurt another day... please? | permalink

MantisMU's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: You thought my blog entries last week were all doom and gloom... sorry to say this weekly recap of gaming isn't much happier. A part of me thought MantisMU might get some late night gaming in last weekend... but not even that happened. Oh well, maybe tomorrow... or the day after that... or the day after that... | permalink

MantisMU's Xbox - May 13 2013

I just do not understand why MantisMU paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value. | permalink

MantisMU's Xbox - May 12 2013

I have now endured 14 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police. | permalink

MantisMU's Xbox - May 11 2013

Oh man... I think my disk drive is broken... I can't feel my controller... MantisMU? Are you there? Anybody? Somebody? Nobody? I need gaming! Please! | permalink

MantisMU's Xbox - May 10 2013

Need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to... ugh... | permalink

MantisMU's Xbox - May 9 2013

If you would have told me that MantisMU would go 11 days without playing, I would have told you that you were crazy. I guess you were right. No games = No joy. | permalink

MantisMU's Xbox - May 8 2013

There is a time and a place for gaming... and yesterday was that day... I don't know what MantisMU is waiting for, but life is short... we need to play harder! | permalink

MantisMU's Xbox - May 7 2013

It says on the box that Xbox 360s require at least two hours of gaming per day. MantisMU needs to get with the program! Ok... I lied that is not on the box... but it should be. | permalink

MantisMU's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: In the beginning... there was nothing. In the end, well, there is nothing... and right in the middle of that... there was ABSOLUTELY nothing which made for a really, really, long week. Let's all hope next week is better. | permalink

MantisMU's Xbox - May 6 2013

If MantisMU doesn't play me tomorrow, I have this sinking feeling something really bad will happen... like a meteorite obliterates all life on earth and the EMP takes all electronic devices with it. | permalink

MantisMU's Xbox - May 5 2013

I have a feeling MantisMU went on vacation without telling me... At least he could have taken me with him... last time I checked Xboxes weren't illegal in your carry-on. | permalink

MantisMU's Xbox - May 4 2013

Yesterday was the day I was finally going to share all my secret achievement earning strategies with MantisMU, but he must not care... Us consoles have a short memory... I can't promise anything the next time I see him. | permalink

MantisMU's Xbox - May 3 2013

What does a 360 have to do around here to get some gaming? Anyone? | permalink

MantisMU's Xbox - May 2 2013

I was a sad Xbox 360 yesterday... MantisMU never showed up to game. That makes 4 days! | permalink

MantisMU's Xbox - May 1 2013

While MantisMU was away yesterday, I was sitting here alone counting up all the achievement points he was missing out on! If you don't play me, you can't increase your score. Remember that! | permalink

MantisMU's Xbox - Apr 30 2013

MantisMU was a no-show yesterday... I ended up hanging out, collecting some dust and feeling sorry for myself. Speaking of dust, I could use a rub down. A clean Xbox is a happy Xbox. | permalink

MantisMU's Weekly Recap - Apr 29 2013

Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: MantisMU only played one day last week, but if I had to chose between none and one next week, one day of gaming is fine by me. We came close to a few gamerscore opportunities, but nothing really panned out.

That's all for now... keep reading the blog! Send us a PM or a game invite if you are lonely. | permalink

MantisMU's Xbox - Apr 29 2013

I tried to send MantisMU an email yesterday telling him to come play... he obviously didn't get it... | permalink

MantisMU's Xbox - Apr 28 2013

MantisMU was absent yesterday... I was smelling something that reminded me of sweat... he better not be playing with a Nintendo Wii... burning calories while playing games is just wrong. | permalink

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