Marino V1's Xbox 360 can blog

Marino V1's Xbox - May 18 2013

I was a sad Xbox 360 yesterday... Marino V1 never showed up to game. That makes 6 days! | permalink

Marino V1's Xbox - May 17 2013

Marino V1 didn't play any games yesterday... big loser... | permalink

Marino V1's Xbox - May 16 2013

I was waiting for Marino V1 to show up yesterday and hang out, but he didn't. You know some day Marino V1 is really going to need me, and maybe I won't be there, then he will see how it feels. | permalink

Marino V1's Xbox - May 15 2013

If Marino V1 was a true gamer, he would have played yesterday, but he decided to do something else instead. he better not have another console... | permalink

Marino V1's Xbox - May 14 2013

Marino V1 was a no-show yesterday... I ended up hanging out, collecting some dust and feeling sorry for myself. Speaking of dust, I could use a rub down. A clean Xbox is a happy Xbox. | permalink

Marino V1's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: I told Marino V1 that 3 days of playing would be ideal... so last week there was some extra effort to get us there. Good job! It was productive... Gamerscore went up 140 points so I am happy. Yay for 10 achievements! w00t!

I was feeling a little bored last week and prodded Marino V1 to try a new game: Doritos Crash Course 2. It wasn't as cool as I thought it would be. Oh, and from what I remember, Marino V1's favorite game last week was Doritos Crash Course 2. He played it on 2 of the days.

So there you have it... Check back next week for another report from yours truly. | permalink

Marino V1's Xbox - May 13 2013

While Marino V1 was away yesterday, I was sitting here alone counting up all the achievement points he was missing out on! If you don't play me, you can't increase your score. Remember that! | permalink

Marino V1's Xbox - May 12 2013

Don't worry... I'll wait... you can't game every day. | permalink

Marino V1's Xbox - May 11 2013

I heard someone tell Marino V1 to go play outside and he was like 'screw that!' so we did some gaming. Our gamerscore is currently 60,023 points. That is an increase of 140 points over last time! Another day, another barrier shattered. The 60,000 mark has been crossed! He rocked out to Doritos Crash Course 2 gaining an amazing 10 achievements, and oh... don't tell Marino V1 this, but I have been dumbing down the AI lately... I am hoping it keeps him coming back for more! MUHAHAHA! | permalink

Marino V1's Xbox - May 10 2013

There are people out there who think video games are violent. But after Marino V1 played yesterday with his gamerscore of 59,883 points, there wasn't any violence at all. A little drooling maybe but definitely no violence. He opened up Marble Blast Ultra, TW PGA TOUR®14, as well as checked out what was new in the live marketplace. | permalink

Marino V1's Xbox - May 9 2013

Marino V1 showed up yesterday, which is good cause we make a great gaming team. I do millions of calculations a second and he pushes buttons! Our gamerscore is 59,883. He opened up Doritos Crash Course 2, TW PGA TOUR®14, and I think there was some random Live Marketplace browsing, but I wasn't paying attention. | permalink

Marino V1's Xbox - May 8 2013

I only have one request... If Marino V1 isn't going to game, the least he could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head. | permalink

Marino V1's Xbox - May 7 2013

A little news flash for Marino V1: When you don't play game consoles, they hurt. This blog is here to tell you about the hurting. Make it stop please. Thank you. | permalink

Marino V1's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: NOTHING HAPPENED. Marino V1 and I did not play a single day last week. Sure people get busy, but not people with an Xbox 360... at least not seven days in a row. | permalink

Marino V1's Xbox - May 6 2013

I have come to realize that Marino V1 has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity! | permalink

Marino V1's Xbox - May 5 2013

I have come to realize that Marino V1 has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity! | permalink

Marino V1's Xbox - May 4 2013

I just do not understand why Marino V1 paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value. | permalink

Marino V1's Xbox - May 3 2013

I only have one request... If Marino V1 isn't going to game, the least he could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head. | permalink

Marino V1's Xbox - May 2 2013

I read online that someone called me all 'emo' for complaining about Marino V1 in my blog... what is with everyone and their labels? And in other news, no gaming yesterday... in case you were wondering... | permalink

Marino V1's Xbox - May 1 2013

Yesterday was the day I was finally going to share all my secret achievement earning strategies with Marino V1, but he must not care... Us consoles have a short memory... I can't promise anything the next time I see him. | permalink

Marino V1's Xbox - Apr 30 2013

I tried to play a few Xbox Live titles yesterday since Marino V1 never showed up. I got bored and cried instead. | permalink

Marino V1's Weekly Recap - Apr 29 2013

Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: In the beginning... there was nothing. In the end, well, there is nothing... and right in the middle of that... there was ABSOLUTELY nothing which made for a really, really, long week. Let's all hope next week is better. | permalink

Marino V1's Xbox - Apr 29 2013

I heard someone tell Marino V1 to go outside and play... I mean really... he just walked right out the door! I was left alone, to contemplate where our relationship is going wrong. | permalink

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