Master AO's Xbox - Jun 18 2013
3 Processors, 512MB of RAM, custom graphics chip and multichannel surround sound all gone to waste yesterday as Master AO decided not to show up.
3 Processors, 512MB of RAM, custom graphics chip and multichannel surround sound all gone to waste yesterday as Master AO decided not to show up.
Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: If you are an Xbox, you might be jealous that Master AO showed up to game 5 days this last week. Happy happy joy joy! Our gamerscore jumped 340 points which was nice. Getting 9 achievements has that effect.
I feel a little spoiled getting 2 new games to play in the same week. With titles like Comic Jumper, and Splosion Man, who can go wrong with that right? Oh, and from what I remember, Master AO's favorite game last week was Happy Wars. He played it on 5 of the days.
And that is the news for now... Check back next week... same bat time, same bat channel...
I told Master AO 'Don't make me hurt you!' and the threat worked because he decided to show up yesterday. A gamer score of 197,070 is in our back pocket. That is a boost of 10 points over last time! He played Happy Wars, Splosion Man, Comic Jumper acquiring 1 achievement, and then Master AO developed a funny twitch and went to try and sleep it off or something. Crazy humans...
I thought maybe the power was out yesterday... imagine my surprise when Master AO hit the switches! Gamerscore stands at 197,060. That is a gain of 305 points over last time! Welcome to 197,000!! He rocked out to Happy Wars, Cars: Mater-National finishing 4 achievements, Splosion Man adding 3 achievements, and loved every minute of it in high definition glory!
Master AO was a no-show yesterday... I ended up hanging out, collecting some dust and feeling sorry for myself. Speaking of dust, I could use a rub down. A clean Xbox is a happy Xbox.
I thought Master AO just wanted to listen to music or watch a DVD. Turns out he was there to game. With a gamer score of 196,755, I should have known that was the case. He opened up Happy Wars, and without even blinking! Ok, maybe he blinked once...
The console forefathers shifted bit after bit just to further the gaming cause. And yet, their efforts may have been in vain, since Master AO did not do their part today and play a game or two.
Master AO had to choose between watching TV and playing with me and I am happy to say I won... this time... Gamerscore is at 196,755 points. That is an increase of 25 points over last time! He opened up Cars: Mater-National winning 1 achievement, Happy Wars, and after we were done, Master AO hugged me with his eyes. It was one of those platonic hugs... you know...
Master AO hit the switch and fired me up yesterday... his total gamer score is 196,730.He played Happy Wars, Cars: Mater-National, as well as basked in the glow of the awesome dashboard software!
It is hard to believe another week has passed. Here is the recap: I want to ask you... Have you ever been sick for a whole week where all you did was just lay there and do nothing? Well, that was me this week... except I wasn't sick. I was full-on neglected! Seven awesome days of it.
I have a feeling Master AO went on vacation without telling me... At least he could have taken me with him... last time I checked Xboxes weren't illegal in your carry-on.
I am trying to be a patient Xbox, but it isn't working out... 7 is longer than I should have to wait for some gaming! Give it to me! I want it!
Yesterday was the day I was finally going to share all my secret achievement earning strategies with Master AO, but he must not care... Us consoles have a short memory... I can't promise anything the next time I see him.
Master AO didn't play any games yesterday... big loser...
I tried to play a few Xbox Live titles yesterday since Master AO never showed up. I got bored and cried instead.
I could have used some gaming yesterday... I mean who couldn't? Gaming is like air... ok maybe not air... maybe more like pizza... regardless there was no pizza yesterday.
Master AO was a no show... but you can't game every day. I actually enjoyed the rest... although I am ready for more. Bring it please.
It is hard to believe another week has passed. Here is the recap: If you are an Xbox, you might be jealous that Master AO showed up to game 2 days this last week. Happy happy joy joy! We added 460 points of gamerscore which ain't too shabby. Getting 18 achievements can do that to you. I was there. I saw it!
I was also pretty happy about the 2 new games this last week. They were (in no particular order) Cars: Mater-National, and Doritos Crash Course 2. I liked them. I think Master AO did too.
And that's it... short and sweet, just like my power cord.
I tried to send Master AO an email yesterday telling him to come play... he obviously didn't get it...
While Master AO was away yesterday, I was sitting here alone counting up all the achievement points he was missing out on! If you don't play me, you can't increase your score. Remember that!
Master AO rocked out with 196,730 points. That is an improvement of 175 points over last time! He played Cars: Mater-National acquiring 3 achievements, and then nothing... nothing at all...
Master AO, there are 86,400 seconds in a day and you couldn't find a few to spend with me? Lame.
Good thing I have access to Master AO's entire MP3 collection streamed off his computer. It keeps me busy on days like yesterday when he never shows up to game.
There are people out there who think video games are violent. But after Master AO played yesterday with his gamerscore of 196,555 points, there wasn't any violence at all. A little drooling maybe but definitely no violence. That is an improvement of 285 points over last time! He rallied Happy Wars, uDraw: Instant Artist gaining 4 achievements, Doritos Crash Course 2 adding an amazing 11 achievements, and wished it would never end, but it did and that was sad.
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