MissyChrissie's Xbox - May 23 2013
I have now endured 11 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police.
I have now endured 11 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police.
Dogs age seven years to a human's one. For consoles the ratio is more like FIFTEEN to one. When you have been ignored for 10 days, these are the kinds of things you think about.
Dogs age seven years to a human's one. For consoles the ratio is more like FIFTEEN to one. When you have been ignored for 9 days, these are the kinds of things you think about.
My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: In the beginning... there was nothing. In the end, well, there is nothing... and right in the middle of that... there was ABSOLUTELY nothing which made for a really, really, long week. Let's all hope next week is better.
If someone had looked yesterday, when it was dark, they would've seen my lonely self sitting, waiting for MissyChrissie. I even blinked the controller lights a couple times, just to see if I could catch their eye - no luck.
I heard someone tell MissyChrissie to go outside and play... I mean really... she just walked right out the door! I was left alone, to contemplate where our relationship is going wrong.
Yesterday I sat... alone... and wanting... 6 days of wanting infact...
gaming no Today was there. scrambled feel I up all. happening What's me to?!?!
These three chips in my head are getting hungry for gaming... feed me MissyChrissie, feed me!
MissyChrissie must have a life, because she didn't game yesterday...
No games yesterday... maybe today... or tomorrow... or wait... are we playing right now? I get so confused!
Someone ask for a weekly recap? Even if you didn't, here it is: So yeah... Last week MissyChrissie showed up 2 days total and logged some serious gaming. We added 165 points of gamerscore. Good stuff! Who knew 8 achievements could be worth that much? Ok I knew that...
Out of all the possible new games we could have tried this last week, MissyChrissie and I only tried one of them: Gears of War: Judgment. Pretty fun I guess... Also, I think MissyChrissie's favorite game last week was Far Cry® 3. She played it on 2 of the days.
So that's it. Thanks for reading. PM us for a game or something. We get lonely.
I prefer to play games... but if MissyChrissie needs a short break I can respect that... don't get lazy though... I'll be waiting right here!
MissyChrissie, there are 86,400 seconds in a day and you couldn't find a few to spend with me? Lame.
I thought MissyChrissie just wanted to listen to music or watch a DVD. Turns out she was there to game. With a gamer score of 20,450, I should have known that was the case. That is a boost of 20 points over last time! She rocked out to Far Cry® 3 picking up 1 achievement, and then it felt like she threw my controller and I was like, TAKE IT EASY SHEESH and we stopped.
I prefer to play games... but if MissyChrissie needs a short break I can respect that... don't get lazy though... I'll be waiting right here!
Yesterday was a triumph! I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction with MissyChrissie. Data indicates that gamerscore stands at an always improving 20,430. That is a boost of 145 points over last time! She opened up Gears of War: Judgment picking up 3 achievements, Borderlands 2 finishing 4 achievements, Far Cry® 3, and after we were done, MissyChrissie hugged me with her eyes. It was one of those platonic hugs... you know...
I have come to realize that MissyChrissie has no soul... and her heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity!
I waited all day for MissyChrissie to show up... she didn't... I fell asleep on a tear stained pillow... frustration tears... not sad ones...
Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: I want to ask you... Have you ever been sick for a whole week where all you did was just lay there and do nothing? Well, that was me this week... except I wasn't sick. I was full-on neglected! Seven awesome days of it.
Microsoft should have built me with tears... so I can cry when MissyChrissie leaves me cold... and alone...
MissyChrissie... I beg you! Please don't make me hurt another day... please?
A little news flash for MissyChrissie: When you don't play game consoles, they hurt. This blog is here to tell you about the hurting. Make it stop please. Thank you.
If I was a dog, MissyChrissie would never have neglected me like she did yesterday...
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