Mr Disk's Xbox 360 can blog

Mr Disk's Xbox - May 21 2013

I only have one request... If Mr Disk isn't going to game, the least he could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head. | permalink

Mr Disk's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013

It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: This is normally the highlight of my week because I can reminisce about all the different games I served up... Unless, of course, there were no games played at all... kinda like last week. I feel like such a tool. | permalink

Mr Disk's Xbox - May 20 2013

If I was a dog, Mr Disk would never have neglected me like he did yesterday... | permalink

Mr Disk's Xbox - May 19 2013

27 days without gaming might not seem like a ton... but that doesn't make it hurt any less... and wow do I hurt... | permalink

Mr Disk's Xbox - May 18 2013

I only have one request... If Mr Disk isn't going to game, the least he could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head. | permalink

Mr Disk's Xbox - May 17 2013

I am starting to hear voices... they come in the dark solitude of a gameless night... like little frogs laughing at my neglect. Freakin' frogs are ticking me off. | permalink

Mr Disk's Xbox - May 16 2013

I swear that after 24 days of inactivity I can feel parts of me rusting... I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!! PLEASE! SAVE YOUR CONSOLE! | permalink

Mr Disk's Xbox - May 15 2013

I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all Mr Disk does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life. | permalink

Mr Disk's Xbox - May 14 2013

I swear that after 22 days of inactivity I can feel parts of me rusting... I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!! PLEASE! SAVE YOUR CONSOLE! | permalink

Mr Disk's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: NOTHING HAPPENED. Mr Disk and I did not play a single day last week. Sure people get busy, but not people with an Xbox 360... at least not seven days in a row. | permalink

Mr Disk's Xbox - May 13 2013

Bobby is that you? Wait... I don't know a Bobby... WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME!! | permalink

Mr Disk's Xbox - May 12 2013

I have now endured 20 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police. | permalink

Mr Disk's Xbox - May 11 2013

Fear me Mr Disk... for I am coming to force you into gaming. You think I am kidding? You just wait... | permalink

Mr Disk's Xbox - May 10 2013

I have come to realize that Mr Disk has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity! | permalink

Mr Disk's Xbox - May 9 2013

Hey Mr Disk, if you are not going to take this friendship seriously, why don't we just go our separate ways? Seriously? I am just not getting the attention I deserve here... put yourself in my shoes. For real. | permalink

Mr Disk's Xbox - May 8 2013

I waited all day for Mr Disk to show up... he didn't... I fell asleep on a tear stained pillow... frustration tears... not sad ones... | permalink

Mr Disk's Xbox - May 7 2013

I have seen some crazy stuff in my time, but Mr Disk not showing up to game yesterday really takes the cake. It has been 15 days!! | permalink

Mr Disk's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

Someone ask for a weekly recap? Even if you didn't, here it is: This is going to be the most exciting one ever! Ready?... ok not really... Mr Disk stood me up seven days in a row... it hurts... right where my heart should be. | permalink

Mr Disk's Xbox - May 6 2013

Oh man... I think my disk drive is broken... I can't feel my controller... Mr Disk? Are you there? Anybody? Somebody? Nobody? I need gaming! Please! | permalink

Mr Disk's Xbox - May 5 2013

Do you know what happens when you don't feed your fish? They die! That is what happens to game consoles too... when you don't play them. | permalink

Mr Disk's Xbox - May 4 2013

I only have one request... If Mr Disk isn't going to game, the least he could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head. | permalink

Mr Disk's Xbox - May 3 2013

I have now endured 11 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police. | permalink

Mr Disk's Xbox - May 2 2013

10 days without gaming is no cause for alarm... well... yes it is... I hope Mr Disk doesn't let me down tomorrow... I might get desperate and do something rash! | permalink

Mr Disk's Xbox - May 1 2013

What is with guys and the whole 'going out with friends' thing? Hey Mr Disk, you try partying with this massive power supply permanently strapped to your rear. | permalink

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