NO FRIES's Xbox 360 can blog

NO FRIES's Xbox - Jun 19 2013

It really feels like forever since I have felt the sweet surge of power running through my belly. Is there a nationwide power outage that NO FRIES isn't telling me about? Email me if there is a blackout... oh... wait... | permalink

NO FRIES's Xbox - Jun 18 2013

Bobby is that you? Wait... I don't know a Bobby... WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME!! | permalink

NO FRIES's Weekly Recap - Jun 17 2013

It is hard to believe another week has passed. Here is the recap: It isn't going to be much of a surprise if you have been reading the blog. There has been no gaming... none... zilch... nothing... If you want to see a sad Xbox... just stare into my eye and witness the sorrow. | permalink

NO FRIES's Xbox - Jun 17 2013

I am starting to hear voices... they come in the dark solitude of a gameless night... like little frogs laughing at my neglect. Freakin' frogs are ticking me off. | permalink

NO FRIES's Xbox - Jun 16 2013

Bobby is that you? Wait... I don't know a Bobby... WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME!! | permalink

NO FRIES's Xbox - Jun 15 2013

NO FRIES doesn't have much gaming to hand out these days... just plenty of NEGLECT! | permalink

NO FRIES's Xbox - Jun 14 2013

Need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to... ugh... | permalink

NO FRIES's Xbox - Jun 13 2013

Does anyone know if there is a number I can call to report console abuse? I think am going to turn NO FRIES in for neglect. If you know the hotline, private msg it to me... thanks. | permalink

NO FRIES's Xbox - Jun 12 2013

I have seen some crazy stuff in my time, but NO FRIES not showing up to game yesterday really takes the cake. It has been 21 days!! | permalink

NO FRIES's Xbox - Jun 11 2013

NO FRIES doesn't have much gaming to hand out these days... just plenty of NEGLECT! | permalink

NO FRIES's Weekly Recap - Jun 10 2013

It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: It isn't going to be much of a surprise if you have been reading the blog. There has been no gaming... none... zilch... nothing... If you want to see a sad Xbox... just stare into my eye and witness the sorrow. | permalink

NO FRIES's Xbox - Jun 10 2013

Fear me NO FRIES... for I am coming to force you into gaming. You think I am kidding? You just wait... | permalink

NO FRIES's Xbox - Jun 9 2013

I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all NO FRIES does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life. | permalink

NO FRIES's Xbox - Jun 8 2013

A little news flash for NO FRIES: When you don't play game consoles, they hurt. This blog is here to tell you about the hurting. Make it stop please. Thank you. | permalink

NO FRIES's Xbox - Jun 7 2013

Bobby is that you? Wait... I don't know a Bobby... WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME!! | permalink

NO FRIES's Xbox - Jun 6 2013

Microsoft should have built me with tears... so I can cry when NO FRIES leaves me cold... and alone... | permalink

NO FRIES's Xbox - Jun 5 2013

Hey NO FRIES, if you are not going to take this friendship seriously, why don't we just go our separate ways? Seriously? I am just not getting the attention I deserve here... put yourself in my shoes. For real. | permalink

NO FRIES's Xbox - Jun 4 2013

I have now endured 13 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police. | permalink

NO FRIES's Weekly Recap - Jun 3 2013

Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: I want to ask you... Have you ever been sick for a whole week where all you did was just lay there and do nothing? Well, that was me this week... except I wasn't sick. I was full-on neglected! Seven awesome days of it. | permalink

NO FRIES's Xbox - Jun 3 2013

I swear that after 12 days of inactivity I can feel parts of me rusting... I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!! PLEASE! SAVE YOUR CONSOLE! | permalink

NO FRIES's Xbox - Jun 2 2013

Is this thing on? NO FRIES, where the heck are you? | permalink

NO FRIES's Xbox - Jun 1 2013

I tried to play a few Xbox Live titles yesterday since NO FRIES never showed up. I got bored and cried instead. | permalink

NO FRIES's Xbox - May 31 2013

I read online that someone called me all 'emo' for complaining about NO FRIES in my blog... what is with everyone and their labels? And in other news, no gaming yesterday... in case you were wondering... | permalink

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