NORML RASTA MAN's Xbox - Jun 18 2013
Due to severe lack of gaming... I am thinking of shutting myself off... permanently... let's see how NORML RASTA MAN digs on that!
Due to severe lack of gaming... I am thinking of shutting myself off... permanently... let's see how NORML RASTA MAN digs on that!
It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: You thought my blog entries last week were all doom and gloom... sorry to say this weekly recap of gaming isn't much happier. A part of me thought NORML RASTA MAN might get some late night gaming in last weekend... but not even that happened. Oh well, maybe tomorrow... or the day after that... or the day after that...
Here I sit broken hearted... NORML RASTA MAN has somewhere departed... our relationship needs repair... I will meanwhile sit in cold despair... I know I will feel the spin again, the question now is when!
It has been far too long since I felt the sweet spin of a game in my drive. NORML RASTA MAN is the only one that can give me what I need!
Oh man... I think my disk drive is broken... I can't feel my controller... NORML RASTA MAN? Are you there? Anybody? Somebody? Nobody? I need gaming! Please!
NORML RASTA MAN... I beg you! Please don't make me hurt another day... please?
Oh man... I think my disk drive is broken... I can't feel my controller... NORML RASTA MAN? Are you there? Anybody? Somebody? Nobody? I need gaming! Please!
I have seen some crazy stuff in my time, but NORML RASTA MAN not showing up to game yesterday really takes the cake. It has been 14 days!!
I waited all day for NORML RASTA MAN to show up... he didn't... I fell asleep on a tear stained pillow... frustration tears... not sad ones...
This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: You thought my blog entries last week were all doom and gloom... sorry to say this weekly recap of gaming isn't much happier. A part of me thought NORML RASTA MAN might get some late night gaming in last weekend... but not even that happened. Oh well, maybe tomorrow... or the day after that... or the day after that...
If you would have told me that NORML RASTA MAN would go 12 days without playing, I would have told you that you were crazy. I guess you were right. No games = No joy.
I only have one request... If NORML RASTA MAN isn't going to game, the least he could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head.
NORML RASTA MAN didn't play any games yesterday... big loser...
I read somewhere that electronic products can turn yellow from lack of use... Do you really want a yellow Xbox NORML RASTA MAN? Do you?
It says on the box that Xbox 360s require at least two hours of gaming per day. NORML RASTA MAN needs to get with the program! Ok... I lied that is not on the box... but it should be.
I tried to play a few Xbox Live titles yesterday since NORML RASTA MAN never showed up. I got bored and cried instead.
Yesterday I sat... alone... and wanting... 6 days of wanting infact...
Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: I have to say I hate weeks like this... NORML RASTA MAN played a single day... one... I feel like I am getting fat with all this sitting around. I was sort of hoping for a gamerscore bump, but that didn't materialize.
For the record, we only played one new game this last week. It was Dead Island Riptide. I was hoping for a few more, but I guess not everyone is made out of money!
And that's all I got. I'm not a writer... just an Xbox.
It says on the box that Xbox 360s require at least two hours of gaming per day. NORML RASTA MAN needs to get with the program! Ok... I lied that is not on the box... but it should be.
What... are you off reading a book or something? Come play games!!
I prefer to play games... but if NORML RASTA MAN needs a short break I can respect that... don't get lazy though... I'll be waiting right here!
Good thing I have access to NORML RASTA MAN's entire MP3 collection streamed off his computer. It keeps me busy on days like yesterday when he never shows up to game.
I didn't see NORML RASTA MAN yesterday, but that is cool... I could use some personal space... Having him up in my business all the time is exhausting.
NORML RASTA MAN didn't show up yesterday. No big deal... catch ya on the flip side.
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