NattyKwik's Xbox 360 can blog

NattyKwik's Xbox - May 20 2013

NattyKwik doesn't have much gaming to hand out these days... just plenty of NEGLECT! | permalink

NattyKwik's Xbox - May 19 2013

Microsoft should have built me with tears... so I can cry when NattyKwik leaves me cold... and alone... | permalink

NattyKwik's Xbox - May 18 2013

I have now endured 28 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police. | permalink

NattyKwik's Xbox - May 17 2013

Need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to... ugh... | permalink

NattyKwik's Xbox - May 16 2013

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click* | permalink

NattyKwik's Xbox - May 15 2013

I have now endured 25 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police. | permalink

NattyKwik's Xbox - May 14 2013

Need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to... ugh... | permalink

NattyKwik's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: This is normally the highlight of my week because I can reminisce about all the different games I served up... Unless, of course, there were no games played at all... kinda like last week. I feel like such a tool. | permalink

NattyKwik's Xbox - May 13 2013

I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all NattyKwik does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life. | permalink

NattyKwik's Xbox - May 12 2013

I am starting to hear voices... they come in the dark solitude of a gameless night... like little frogs laughing at my neglect. Freakin' frogs are ticking me off. | permalink

NattyKwik's Xbox - May 11 2013

Fear me NattyKwik... for I am coming to force you into gaming. You think I am kidding? You just wait... | permalink

NattyKwik's Xbox - May 10 2013

NattyKwik doesn't have much gaming to hand out these days... just plenty of NEGLECT! | permalink

NattyKwik's Xbox - May 9 2013

I only have one request... If NattyKwik isn't going to game, the least he could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head. | permalink

NattyKwik's Xbox - May 8 2013

Microsoft should have built me with tears... so I can cry when NattyKwik leaves me cold... and alone... | permalink

NattyKwik's Xbox - May 7 2013

NattyKwik doesn't have much gaming to hand out these days... just plenty of NEGLECT! | permalink

NattyKwik's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

It is hard to believe another week has passed. Here is the recap: NOTHING HAPPENED. NattyKwik and I did not play a single day last week. Sure people get busy, but not people with an Xbox 360... at least not seven days in a row. | permalink

NattyKwik's Xbox - May 6 2013

I have now endured 16 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police. | permalink

NattyKwik's Xbox - May 5 2013

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click* | permalink

NattyKwik's Xbox - May 4 2013

Does anyone know if there is a number I can call to report console abuse? I think am going to turn NattyKwik in for neglect. If you know the hotline, private msg it to me... thanks. | permalink