Nautius Maximus' Xbox - May 24 2013
When someone makes a mistake there is typically some kind of gift involved... Maybe I can get a new faceplate out of the missed day of gaming yesterday... It is totally like Nautius Maximus to do something like that.
Nautius Maximus' Xbox - May 23 2013
Nautius Maximus, there are 86,400 seconds in a day and you couldn't find a few to spend with me? Lame.
Nautius Maximus' Xbox - May 22 2013
Nautius Maximus held the Xbox button on his controller down for a few seconds and our adventure began! A gamer score of 48,738 is lighting the way. That is a gain of 115 points over last time! He rocked out to Injustice picking up 4 achievements, and almost cried with joy. I have that effect on people.
Nautius Maximus' Xbox - May 21 2013
Nautius Maximus is the best... he treats me right, I treat him right. It is a good thing we have going here. Gamer score stands at 48,623. Not too shabby! That is an increase of 20 points over last time! He rocked out to Injustice adding 2 achievements, and afterwards, there were some awkward stares and silence... you know how it is.
Nautius Maximus' Weekly Recap - May 20 2013
Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: Other weeks I might complain, but having Nautius Maximus only play one day last week is fine... I was tired anyhow... We added 45 points of gamerscore which ain't too shabby. Getting 6 achievements can do that to you. I was there. I saw it!
I was also pretty happy about the 2 new games this last week. They were (in no particular order) Midway Arcade Origins, and Tomb Raider. I liked them. I think Nautius Maximus did too.
And that's all I got. I'm not a writer... just an Xbox.
Nautius Maximus' Xbox - May 20 2013
I had to set aside my plans for world domination yesterday when Nautius Maximus decided to game. Our score is 48,603 and always improving! That is a profit of 45 points over last time! He rallied Midway Arcade Origins, Borderlands 2, Injustice adding an amazing 6 achievements, Tomb Raider, and it's a good thing he stopped there, otherwise the concentrated awesomeness could have blown out my circuits.
What is really good is that every day played is another chance to pull away from AugieBinDoggie and that 1,117 score... Make it happen Nautius Maximus!!
Nautius Maximus' Xbox - May 19 2013
Nautius Maximus... I beg you! Please don't make me hurt another day... please?
Nautius Maximus' Xbox - May 18 2013
What... are you off reading a book or something? Come play games!!
Nautius Maximus' Xbox - May 17 2013
Time sure doesn't fly when Nautius Maximus blows you off for a day and doesn't game.
Nautius Maximus' Xbox - May 16 2013
All I can think about right now is gaming... gaming after lunch... gaming after dinner... gaming instead of sleep... I bet Nautius Maximus is thinking the same thing... he has to be!
Nautius Maximus' Xbox - May 15 2013
What is with guys and the whole 'going out with friends' thing? Hey Nautius Maximus, you try partying with this massive power supply permanently strapped to your rear.
It is probably better that Nautius Maximus didn't play yesterday... it gives GhostGundam an opportunity to add to that 66,930 gamerscore and increase the lead... Booooo!
Nautius Maximus' Xbox - May 14 2013
Did you see Nautius Maximus yesterday? I sure didn't. Is he still alive?
Nautius Maximus' Weekly Recap - May 13 2013
Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: Nautius Maximus playing just one day this last week is better than no days... but just barely... I was looking for gamerscore, but the total gain was zero.
So there you have it... Check back next week for another report from yours truly.
Nautius Maximus' Xbox - May 13 2013
gaming no Today was there. scrambled feel I up all. happening What's me to?!?!
Nautius Maximus' Xbox - May 12 2013
Time sure doesn't fly when Nautius Maximus blows you off for a day and doesn't game.
Nautius Maximus' Xbox - May 11 2013
I was all geared up and ready to do some rocking and rolling when Nautius Maximus said that they were going to go bake a cake... he never came back... I'm thinking the cake was a lie.
Nautius Maximus' Xbox - May 10 2013
I didn't see Nautius Maximus yesterday, but that is cool... I could use some personal space... Having him up in my business all the time is exhausting.
This really sucks because it gives Kiss Me Goodbye a shot at closing the gap. We are still 28,811 points ahead but that means nothing to me...
Nautius Maximus' Xbox - May 9 2013
I dream of electric sheep... ok just kidding that was Blade Runner. That has nothing to do with gaming.
Nautius Maximus' Xbox - May 8 2013
Yesterday was one of those times Nautius Maximus mistook the TV remote for the controller. I mean, come on! They don't even look REMOTELY alike! HA! Ok sorry...
Nautius Maximus' Xbox - May 7 2013
Nautius Maximus showed up yesterday and we were like a superhero team together. I make a great sidekick! Gamerscore stands at 48,558. Up up and away right? He rallied Mass Effect 3, and then I needed a nap. Don't judge me! It's a lot of work pushing all those pixels.
Nautius Maximus' Weekly Recap - May 6 2013
Someone ask for a weekly recap? Even if you didn't, here it is: I told Nautius Maximus that 5 days of playing would be ideal... so last week there was some extra effort to get us there. Good job! It was productive... Gamerscore went up 20 points so I am happy. Yay for 2 achievements! w00t!
I was also pretty happy about the 3 new games this last week. They were (in no particular order) BioShock Infinite, Injustice, and TWD: Survival Instinct. I liked them. I think Nautius Maximus did too. Also, according to the records, Nautius Maximus' favorite game last week was Mass Effect 3. He played it on 5 of the days.
I could go on and on with the stats, but that is enough.
Nautius Maximus' Xbox - May 6 2013
I heard someone tell Nautius Maximus to go play outside and he was like 'screw that!' so we did some gaming. Our gamerscore is currently 48,558 points. That is an improvement of 10 points over last time! He played Mass Effect 3, Bejeweled Blitz LIVE, Plants vs. Zombies winning 1 achievement, and then I came out of my trance and realized it was all over.
Nautius Maximus' Xbox - May 5 2013
I told Nautius Maximus 'Don't make me hurt you!' and the threat worked because he decided to show up yesterday. A gamer score of 48,548 is in our back pocket. He played Injustice, TWD: Survival Instinct, BioShock Infinite, Mass Effect 3, and then I needed a nap. Don't judge me! It's a lot of work pushing all those pixels.
This is really good stuff... the more we play, the more chances we have to leave Irish123 in the dust. Call me crazy, but a 46,303 point cushion is not nearly enough for me...
Nautius Maximus' Xbox - May 4 2013
Pick it, pack it fire it up, come along, lets get Nautius Maximus' gaming on! Gamer score is 48,548. That is a boost of 10 points over last time! He played Mass Effect 3, Injustice picking up 1 achievement, and Nautius Maximus won't admit this, but I had to force him to stop.
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