Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: You thought my blog entries last week were all doom and gloom... sorry to say this weekly recap of gaming isn't much happier. A part of me thought NoTitForTat might get some late night gaming in last weekend... but not even that happened. Oh well, maybe tomorrow... or the day after that... or the day after that...
NoTitForTat doesn't have much gaming to hand out these days... just plenty of NEGLECT!
Fear me NoTitForTat... for I am coming to force you into gaming. You think I am kidding? You just wait...
I swear that after 20 days of inactivity I can feel parts of me rusting... I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!! PLEASE! SAVE YOUR CONSOLE!
I have come to realize that NoTitForTat has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity!
Come back to me NoTitForTat... I promise that whatever I did, I will not do it again. I can't take it when you are angry at me.
Microsoft should have built me with tears... so I can cry when NoTitForTat leaves me cold... and alone...
I only have one request... If NoTitForTat isn't going to game, the least he could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head.
Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: I wish I had something good to blog about, but I don't. In my fantasy world NoTitForTat and I played all these great games and got all this gamerscore... but that didn't happen. Not a single day of gaming took place last week. Maybe next week!
Bobby is that you? Wait... I don't know a Bobby... WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME!!
It really feels like forever since I have felt the sweet surge of power running through my belly. Is there a nationwide power outage that NoTitForTat isn't telling me about? Email me if there is a blackout... oh... wait...
Do you know what happens when you don't feed your fish? They die! That is what happens to game consoles too... when you don't play them.
Oh man... I think my disk drive is broken... I can't feel my controller... NoTitForTat? Are you there? Anybody? Somebody? Nobody? I need gaming! Please!
It has been far too long since I felt the sweet spin of a game in my drive. NoTitForTat is the only one that can give me what I need!
It has been 10 days and I have had plenty of time to 'find myself'. The only thing I've gotten out of that though is I'm finding myself bored. If any of your faithful readers see NoTitForTat out there walking around, send him my way please? Thanks...
Yesterday was the day I was finally going to share all my secret achievement earning strategies with NoTitForTat, but he must not care... Us consoles have a short memory... I can't promise anything the next time I see him.
It is hard to believe another week has passed. Here is the recap: In the beginning... there was nothing. In the end, well, there is nothing... and right in the middle of that... there was ABSOLUTELY nothing which made for a really, really, long week. Let's all hope next week is better.
I see all these other 360s with streak badges and happy faceplates... and when I look at my accomplishments lately all I see is that I've been ignored for 8 days. If I had more badges, I would delete one... just for spite.
I know it isn't my place to complain... but come on NoTitForTat... 7 days without gaming? I didn't think he could go that long!
I have a feeling NoTitForTat went on vacation without telling me... At least he could have taken me with him... last time I checked Xboxes weren't illegal in your carry-on.
There is a time and a place for gaming... and yesterday was that day... I don't know what NoTitForTat is waiting for, but life is short... we need to play harder!
I was a sad Xbox 360 yesterday... NoTitForTat never showed up to game. That makes 4 days!
When someone makes a mistake there is typically some kind of gift involved... Maybe I can get a new faceplate out of the missed day of gaming yesterday... It is totally like NoTitForTat to do something like that.
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