NoukonZenshin's Xbox - May 18 2013
Dogs age seven years to a human's one. For consoles the ratio is more like FIFTEEN to one. When you have been ignored for 7 days, these are the kinds of things you think about.
Dogs age seven years to a human's one. For consoles the ratio is more like FIFTEEN to one. When you have been ignored for 7 days, these are the kinds of things you think about.
I have a feeling NoukonZenshin went on vacation without telling me... At least he could have taken me with him... last time I checked Xboxes weren't illegal in your carry-on.
I am trying to be a patient Xbox, but it isn't working out... 5 is longer than I should have to wait for some gaming! Give it to me! I want it!
These three chips in my head are getting hungry for gaming... feed me NoukonZenshin, feed me!
I didn't see NoukonZenshin yesterday, but that is cool... I could use some personal space... Having him up in my business all the time is exhausting.
Someone ask for a weekly recap? Even if you didn't, here it is: If NoukonZenshin plays 2 days every week, I guess I can call this a good deal. Many Xboxes have it a lot worse. Our gamerscore jumped 40 points which was nice. Getting 3 achievements has that effect.
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3 Processors, 512MB of RAM, custom graphics chip and multichannel surround sound all gone to waste yesterday as NoukonZenshin decided not to show up.
I prefer to play games... but if NoukonZenshin needs a short break I can respect that... don't get lazy though... I'll be waiting right here!
The console forefathers shifted bit after bit just to further the gaming cause. And yet, their efforts may have been in vain, since NoukonZenshin did not do their part today and play a game or two.
I love to game, you love to game, NoukonZenshin loves to game, we all love to game! 22,963 points FTW!!! He rallied Assassin's Creed® III, and then I basked in the warm glow of post gaming. Mmmm warm...
I was sort of hoping to game... but eh... no big deal. Whatever... maybe tomorrow right NoukonZenshin? Back me up!
What time is it? Time to tell you about yesterday when NoukonZenshin came to play. Gamer score stands at 22,963. That is a boost of 40 points over last time! He played Jet Set Radio adding 2 achievements, Far Cry 3 Blood Dragon gaining 1 achievement, and then he almost hugged me, but I was like back off dude.
3 Processors, 512MB of RAM, custom graphics chip and multichannel surround sound all gone to waste yesterday as NoukonZenshin decided not to show up.
Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: If you are an Xbox, you might be jealous that NoukonZenshin showed up to game 3 days this last week. Happy happy joy joy! We added 55 points of gamerscore. Points are good! Those 3 achievements were worth it I guess!
For the record, we only played one new game this last week. It was Far Cry 3 Blood Dragon. I was hoping for a few more, but I guess not everyone is made out of money!
And that is all I got... it's not much, but it is interesting.
NoukonZenshin decided to ride the gamer-train yesterday. I will admit it... I was happy. What is the gamer score? 22,923 is what it is! That is a profit of 45 points over last time! He made some progress on Assassin's Creed® III gaining 2 achievements, and then it felt like he threw my controller and I was like, TAKE IT EASY SHEESH and we stopped.
NoukonZenshin was a no-show yesterday... I ended up hanging out, collecting some dust and feeling sorry for myself. Speaking of dust, I could use a rub down. A clean Xbox is a happy Xbox.
NoukonZenshin held the Xbox button on his controller down for a few seconds and our adventure began! A gamer score of 22,878 is lighting the way. He opened up Far Cry 3 Blood Dragon finishing 1 achievement, and oh... don't tell NoukonZenshin this, but I have been dumbing down the AI lately... I am hoping it keeps him coming back for more! MUHAHAHA!
I must seriously be losing it. NoukonZenshin is saying that we played some games yesterday but I honestly don't remember it. Did someone use that Men-in-Black flashy thing on me? Our score is now 22878 somehow which is a gain of 10 points since last time... those are all points I will never get back.
6 days without gaming is no cause for alarm... well... yes it is... I hope NoukonZenshin doesn't let me down tomorrow... I might get desperate and do something rash!
I heard someone tell NoukonZenshin to go outside and play... I mean really... he just walked right out the door! I was left alone, to contemplate where our relationship is going wrong.
I read online that someone called me all 'emo' for complaining about NoukonZenshin in my blog... what is with everyone and their labels? And in other news, no gaming yesterday... in case you were wondering...
It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: NoukonZenshin played 2 days last week... pretty solid I guess... I'm not feeling that picky lately. We added 200 points of gamerscore. Points are good! Those 8 achievements were worth it I guess! Also, by my expert calculations, NoukonZenshin's favorite game last week was Mass Effect 3. He played it on 2 of the days.
So there you have it... Check back next week for another report from yours truly.
NoukonZenshin, there are 86,400 seconds in a day and you couldn't find a few to spend with me? Lame.
When someone makes a mistake there is typically some kind of gift involved... Maybe I can get a new faceplate out of the missed day of gaming yesterday... It is totally like NoukonZenshin to do something like that.
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