Nulzim's Xbox - May 20 2013
I am trying to be a patient Xbox, but it isn't working out... 5 is longer than I should have to wait for some gaming! Give it to me! I want it!
I am trying to be a patient Xbox, but it isn't working out... 5 is longer than I should have to wait for some gaming! Give it to me! I want it!
It has been 4 days and I have had plenty of time to 'find myself'. The only thing I've gotten out of that though is I'm finding myself bored. If any of your faithful readers see Nulzim out there walking around, send him my way please? Thanks...
I prefer to play games... but if Nulzim needs a short break I can respect that... don't get lazy though... I'll be waiting right here!
I was all geared up and ready to do some rocking and rolling when Nulzim said that they were going to go bake a cake... he never came back... I'm thinking the cake was a lie.
Nulzim was absent yesterday... I was smelling something that reminded me of sweat... he better not be playing with a Nintendo Wii... burning calories while playing games is just wrong.
I could have used some gaming yesterday... I mean who couldn't? Gaming is like air... ok maybe not air... maybe more like pizza... regardless there was no pizza yesterday.
Nulzim is the best... he treats me right, I treat him right. It is a good thing we have going here. Gamer score stands at 32,965. Not too shabby! That is a profit of 5 points over last time! He opened up GTA IV PC adding 1 achievement, and... hmmm... maybe that was all... it felt like we played more games.
Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: Nulzim played 6 days last week... pretty solid I guess... I'm not feeling that picky lately. Our gamerscore saw a 20 point boost which is good. I guess that is what completing 3 achievements can do! Also, by my expert calculations, Nulzim's favorite game last week was GTA IV PC. He played it on 6 of the days.
So that's it. Thanks for reading. PM us for a game or something. We get lonely.
Nulzim had to choose between watching TV and playing with me and I am happy to say I won... this time... Gamerscore is at 32,960 points. That is a profit of 10 points over last time! He rallied GTA IV PC winning 2 achievements, and that was that.
What time is it? Time to tell you about yesterday when Nulzim came to play. Gamer score stands at 32,950. That is a boost of 10 points over last time! He opened up GTA IV PC acquiring 1 achievement, and oh... don't tell Nulzim this, but I have been getting in a little video chat in the off-hours. Booyah!
I told Nulzim 'Hey man, it is time to play games' and YAY! he listened! Gamer score is 32,940. He opened up GTA IV PC, and without even blinking! Ok, maybe he blinked once...
We played games yesterday... No really... I have proof! Nulzim might have told you otherwise, but we really did. 32,940 points of total gamerscore means we are teh awes0me! He rallied GTA IV PC, and then he started getting all these friend requests because of high awesomeness levels.
Nulzim had to choose between watching TV and playing with me and I am happy to say I won... this time... Gamerscore is at 32,940 points. He opened up GTA IV PC, as well as checked out what was new in the live marketplace.
What time is it? Time to tell you about yesterday when Nulzim came to play. Gamer score stands at 32,940. He rocked out to GTA IV PC, and oh... don't tell Nulzim this, but I have been getting in a little video chat in the off-hours. Booyah!
Nulzim was nowhere to be seen yesterday... maybe he needs some new games or something... get some motivation up in this place...
Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: Nulzim only played one day last week... meaning there were six days of not playing. We added 5 points of gamerscore which ain't too shabby. That is what happens when you get 1 achievement.
I was feeling bored last week and persuaded Nulzim to try a new game: GTA IV PC. It was a lot cooler than I thought it would be.
And that's it... short and sweet, just like my power cord.
I didn't think I would see him yesterday, but Nulzim was back and ready for action. Total gamer score is 32,940 points. That is a boost of 5 points over last time! He made some progress on GTA IV PC finishing 1 achievement, and then Nulzim went to get some food. I told him to bring me back something but I got seriously dissed.
I waited all day for Nulzim to show up... he didn't... I fell asleep on a tear stained pillow... frustration tears... not sad ones...
Come back to me Nulzim... I promise that whatever I did, I will not do it again. I can't take it when you are angry at me.
I just do not understand why Nulzim paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value.
Microsoft should have built me with tears... so I can cry when Nulzim leaves me cold... and alone...
I have now endured 15 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police.
14 days without gaming might not seem like a ton... but that doesn't make it hurt any less... and wow do I hurt...
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