Numbuh23's Xbox - May 18 2013
It really feels like forever since I have felt the sweet surge of power running through my belly. Is there a nationwide power outage that Numbuh23 isn't telling me about? Email me if there is a blackout... oh... wait...
It really feels like forever since I have felt the sweet surge of power running through my belly. Is there a nationwide power outage that Numbuh23 isn't telling me about? Email me if there is a blackout... oh... wait...
Where is Numbuh23 at? I want to disown him. I am putting myself up on eBay ASAP.
If you would have told me that Numbuh23 would go 16 days without playing, I would have told you that you were crazy. I guess you were right. No games = No joy.
If you would have told me that Numbuh23 would go 15 days without playing, I would have told you that you were crazy. I guess you were right. No games = No joy.
I have now endured 14 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police.
Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: This is normally the highlight of my week because I can reminisce about all the different games I served up... Unless, of course, there were no games played at all... kinda like last week. I feel like such a tool.
I have now endured 13 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police.
I am starting to hear voices... they come in the dark solitude of a gameless night... like little frogs laughing at my neglect. Freakin' frogs are ticking me off.
If I was a dog, Numbuh23 would never have neglected me like he did yesterday...
All I can think about right now is gaming... gaming after lunch... gaming after dinner... gaming instead of sleep... I bet Numbuh23 is thinking the same thing... he has to be!
Dogs age seven years to a human's one. For consoles the ratio is more like FIFTEEN to one. When you have been ignored for 9 days, these are the kinds of things you think about.
I see all these other 360s with streak badges and happy faceplates... and when I look at my accomplishments lately all I see is that I've been ignored for 8 days. If I had more badges, I would delete one... just for spite.
These three chips in my head are getting hungry for gaming... feed me Numbuh23, feed me!
My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: I wish I had something good to blog about, but I don't. In my fantasy world Numbuh23 and I played all these great games and got all this gamerscore... but that didn't happen. Not a single day of gaming took place last week. Maybe next week!
It says on the box that Xbox 360s require at least two hours of gaming per day. Numbuh23 needs to get with the program! Ok... I lied that is not on the box... but it should be.
There is a time and a place for gaming... and yesterday was that day... I don't know what Numbuh23 is waiting for, but life is short... we need to play harder!
If Numbuh23 doesn't play me tomorrow, I have this sinking feeling something really bad will happen... like a meteorite obliterates all life on earth and the EMP takes all electronic devices with it.
I was sort of hoping to game... but eh... no big deal. Whatever... maybe tomorrow right Numbuh23? Back me up!
Numbuh23 didn't show up yesterday. No big deal... catch ya on the flip side.
No games yesterday... maybe today... or tomorrow... or wait... are we playing right now? I get so confused!
Numbuh23 was nowhere to be seen yesterday... maybe he needs some new games or something... get some motivation up in this place...
Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: 2 days of gaming made me pretty happy for some reason. A big holler to Numbuh23 for honoring me with what little time I know is available. I sort of feel like we are spinning our wheels here... no gamerscore change? Oh well. Also, according to the records, Numbuh23's favorite game last week was Call of Duty Black Ops. He played it on 2 of the days.
So that's it for now. It was a good week. On to the next one.
I love to game, you love to game, Numbuh23 loves to game, we all love to game! 43,180 points FTW!!! He rocked out to Call of Duty Black Ops, and yeah... wow... my processor hurts...
Good thing I have access to Numbuh23's entire MP3 collection streamed off his computer. It keeps me busy on days like yesterday when he never shows up to game.
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