Oboc's Xbox 360 can blog

Oboc's Xbox - May 13 2013

I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all Oboc does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life. | permalink

Oboc's Xbox - May 12 2013

If you would have told me that Oboc would go 29 days without playing, I would have told you that you were crazy. I guess you were right. No games = No joy. | permalink

Oboc's Xbox - May 11 2013

28 days without gaming might not seem like a ton... but that doesn't make it hurt any less... and wow do I hurt... | permalink

Oboc's Xbox - May 10 2013

If I was a dog, Oboc would never have neglected me like he did yesterday... | permalink

Oboc's Xbox - May 9 2013

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click* | permalink

Oboc's Xbox - May 8 2013

I am starting to hear voices... they come in the dark solitude of a gameless night... like little frogs laughing at my neglect. Freakin' frogs are ticking me off. | permalink

Oboc's Xbox - May 7 2013

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click* | permalink

Oboc's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: This is normally the highlight of my week because I can reminisce about all the different games I served up... Unless, of course, there were no games played at all... kinda like last week. I feel like such a tool. | permalink

Oboc's Xbox - May 6 2013

Bobby is that you? Wait... I don't know a Bobby... WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME!! | permalink

Oboc's Xbox - May 5 2013

Oh man... I think my disk drive is broken... I can't feel my controller... Oboc? Are you there? Anybody? Somebody? Nobody? I need gaming! Please! | permalink

Oboc's Xbox - May 4 2013

I have now endured 21 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police. | permalink

Oboc's Xbox - May 3 2013

I have seen some crazy stuff in my time, but Oboc not showing up to game yesterday really takes the cake. It has been 20 days!! | permalink

Oboc's Xbox - May 2 2013

A bunch of us Xboxes held a candlelight vigil last night called 'Bring Back the Gaming' to protest the blatant ignoring of Xbox 360s everywhere. We had lots of consoles participate... It was a good time... I made some friends... | permalink

Oboc's Xbox - May 1 2013

Hey Oboc, if you are not going to take this friendship seriously, why don't we just go our separate ways? Seriously? I am just not getting the attention I deserve here... put yourself in my shoes. For real. | permalink