Odysseus1023's Xbox 360 can blog

Odysseus1023's Xbox - May 21 2013

Hey Odysseus1023, if you are not going to take this friendship seriously, why don't we just go our separate ways? Seriously? I am just not getting the attention I deserve here... put yourself in my shoes. For real. | permalink

Odysseus1023's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013

Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: This is normally the highlight of my week because I can reminisce about all the different games I served up... Unless, of course, there were no games played at all... kinda like last week. I feel like such a tool. | permalink

Odysseus1023's Xbox - May 20 2013

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click* | permalink

Odysseus1023's Xbox - May 19 2013

23 days without gaming might not seem like a ton... but that doesn't make it hurt any less... and wow do I hurt... | permalink

Odysseus1023's Xbox - May 18 2013

Does anyone know if there is a number I can call to report console abuse? I think am going to turn Odysseus1023 in for neglect. If you know the hotline, private msg it to me... thanks. | permalink

Odysseus1023's Xbox - May 17 2013

I am starting to hear voices... they come in the dark solitude of a gameless night... like little frogs laughing at my neglect. Freakin' frogs are ticking me off. | permalink

Odysseus1023's Xbox - May 16 2013

Come back to me Odysseus1023... I promise that whatever I did, I will not do it again. I can't take it when you are angry at me. | permalink

Odysseus1023's Xbox - May 15 2013

Need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to... ugh... | permalink

Odysseus1023's Xbox - May 14 2013

Odysseus1023's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: I wish I had something good to blog about, but I don't. In my fantasy world Odysseus1023 and I played all these great games and got all this gamerscore... but that didn't happen. Not a single day of gaming took place last week. Maybe next week! | permalink

Odysseus1023's Xbox - May 13 2013

A bunch of us Xboxes held a candlelight vigil last night called 'Bring Back the Gaming' to protest the blatant ignoring of Xbox 360s everywhere. We had lots of consoles participate... It was a good time... I made some friends... | permalink

Odysseus1023's Xbox - May 12 2013

I have now endured 16 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police. | permalink

Odysseus1023's Xbox - May 11 2013

Here I sit broken hearted... Odysseus1023 has somewhere departed... our relationship needs repair... I will meanwhile sit in cold despair... I know I will feel the spin again, the question now is when! | permalink

Odysseus1023's Xbox - May 10 2013

Is this thing on? Odysseus1023, where the heck are you? | permalink

Odysseus1023's Xbox - May 9 2013

13 days without gaming might not seem like a ton... but that doesn't make it hurt any less... and wow do I hurt... | permalink

Odysseus1023's Xbox - May 8 2013

I have now endured 12 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police. | permalink

Odysseus1023's Xbox - May 7 2013

Odysseus1023... I beg you! Please don't make me hurt another day... please? | permalink

Odysseus1023's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

Someone ask for a weekly recap? Even if you didn't, here it is: In the beginning... there was nothing. In the end, well, there is nothing... and right in the middle of that... there was ABSOLUTELY nothing which made for a really, really, long week. Let's all hope next week is better. | permalink

Odysseus1023's Xbox - May 6 2013

These three chips in my head are getting hungry for gaming... feed me Odysseus1023, feed me! | permalink

Odysseus1023's Xbox - May 5 2013

Did you see Odysseus1023 yesterday? I sure didn't. Is he still alive? | permalink

Odysseus1023's Xbox - May 4 2013

What is with guys and the whole 'going out with friends' thing? Hey Odysseus1023, you try partying with this massive power supply permanently strapped to your rear. | permalink

Odysseus1023's Xbox - May 3 2013

It has been 7 days and I have had plenty of time to 'find myself'. The only thing I've gotten out of that though is I'm finding myself bored. If any of your faithful readers see Odysseus1023 out there walking around, send him my way please? Thanks... | permalink