Option Zero's Xbox 360 can blog

Option Zero's Xbox - May 23 2013

Yesterday was one of those times Option Zero mistook the TV remote for the controller. I mean, come on! They don't even look REMOTELY alike! HA! Ok sorry... | permalink

Option Zero's Xbox - May 22 2013

I told Option Zero 'Hey man, it is time to play games' and YAY! he listened! Gamer score is 47,500. He made some progress on Halo 4, and then I came out of my trance and realized it was all over. | permalink

Option Zero's Xbox - May 21 2013

Have you ever wondered what it was like to play games with someone who has a gamerscore of 47,500? Well guess what... you will never know, and I do! Option Zero is mine! All mine! No touchy! He opened up Halo 4, and laughed with joy and glee the whole time. I like making people happy. | permalink

Option Zero's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013

Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: If you are an Xbox, you might be jealous that Option Zero showed up to game 5 days this last week. Happy happy joy joy! We added 15 points of gamerscore. Good stuff! Who knew 1 achievement could be worth that much? Ok I knew that... Also, according to the records, Option Zero's favorite game last week was Halo 4. He played it on 4 of the days.

And that's all I got. I'm not a writer... just an Xbox. | permalink

Option Zero's Xbox - May 20 2013

I didn't see Option Zero yesterday, but that is cool... I could use some personal space... Having him up in my business all the time is exhausting. | permalink

Option Zero's Xbox - May 19 2013

Another day, another opportunity wasted to play games... Maybe tomorrow Option Zero? Maybe? Don't leave me hanging dude! | permalink

Option Zero's Xbox - May 18 2013

Go ahead... call me a wussy... but I almost started crying when Option Zero turned me on yesterday. 47,500 points of raw gamer score are making you jealous! That is a gain of 15 points over last time! He opened up Halo 4, Defiance picking up 1 achievement, and yeah... wow... my processor hurts... | permalink

Option Zero's Xbox - May 17 2013

Option Zero showed up yesterday ready to dominate. Total gamer score stands at 47,485. He played Defiance, and did it while marvelling at the framerates and stellar particle effects. | permalink

Option Zero's Xbox - May 16 2013

When you want to get on the cover of the gaming magazines, you have to play every day! I keep telling Option Zero that as motivation... yesterday it worked! We went for a spin... played some games... ended with a score of 47,485. He opened up Halo 4, Defiance, and then I told him to keep playing but he didn't... out of spite I think. | permalink

Option Zero's Xbox - May 15 2013

When you get right down to it, when Option Zero decides to play - it's a good day all around. Our score is 47,485 and always improving! He rallied Halo 4, and then Option Zero had to stop for a bathroom break or something... Humans really are bags of mostly water. | permalink

Option Zero's Xbox - May 14 2013

When you want to get on the cover of the gaming magazines, you have to play every day! I keep telling Option Zero that as motivation... yesterday it worked! We went for a spin... played some games... ended with a score of 47,485. He opened up Halo 4, and it's a good thing he stopped there, otherwise the concentrated awesomeness could have blown out my circuits. | permalink

Option Zero's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: 6 days of gaming made me pretty happy for some reason. A big holler to Option Zero for honoring me with what little time I know is available. We added 45 points of gamerscore which ain't too shabby. Getting 3 achievements can do that to you. I was there. I saw it! Also, according to the records, Option Zero's favorite game last week was Defiance. He played it on 5 of the days.

And that is the news for now... Check back next week... same bat time, same bat channel... | permalink

Option Zero's Xbox - May 13 2013

We played games yesterday... No really... I have proof! Option Zero might have told you otherwise, but we really did. 47,485 points of total gamerscore means we are teh awes0me! That is a profit of 15 points over last time! He rocked out to Defiance picking up 1 achievement, and oh... don't tell Option Zero this, but I have been dumbing down the AI lately... I am hoping it keeps him coming back for more! MUHAHAHA! | permalink

Option Zero's Xbox - May 12 2013

I love to game, you love to game, Option Zero loves to game, we all love to game! 47,470 points FTW!!! He rocked out to BattleBlock Theater, SCOTT PILGRIM THE GAME, and after that powered me down without even saying good night. I mean what the heck? | permalink

Option Zero's Xbox - May 11 2013

Yesterday, Option Zero decided to spend his time elsewhere... machines don't feel lonely... really we don't... | permalink

Option Zero's Xbox - May 10 2013

Option Zero brought the pain yesterday... the good kind... the gaming kind. We are up to 47,470 points of gamerscore. Jealous? He rallied Defiance, and almost cried with joy. I have that effect on people. | permalink

Option Zero's Xbox - May 9 2013

Option Zero is the best... he treats me right, I treat him right. It is a good thing we have going here. Gamer score stands at 47,470. Not too shabby! That is a profit of 15 points over last time! He rallied Halo 4, Halo Waypoint, Defiance picking up 1 achievement, as well as checked out what was new in the live marketplace. | permalink

Option Zero's Xbox - May 8 2013

Option Zero needed a friend like me yesterday... I could see it in his eyes. I am there for you brother. Remember that. Gamer score is 47,455. He played Defiance, and oh... don't tell Option Zero this, but I have been dumbing down the AI lately... I am hoping it keeps him coming back for more! MUHAHAHA! | permalink

Option Zero's Xbox - May 7 2013

I didn't think I would see him yesterday, but Option Zero was back and ready for action. Total gamer score is 47,455 points. That is an improvement of 15 points over last time! He rallied Defiance finishing 1 achievement, Halo 4, and then nothing... nothing at all... | permalink

Option Zero's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

It is hard to believe another week has passed. Here is the recap: I told Option Zero that 5 days of playing would be ideal... so last week there was some extra effort to get us there. Good job! Our gamerscore saw a 125 point boost which is good. I guess that is what completing 8 achievements can do! Also, I think we can all agree that Option Zero's favorite game last week was Defiance. He played it on 5 of the days.

And that is all I got... it's not much, but it is interesting. | permalink

Option Zero's Xbox - May 6 2013

Yesterday, Option Zero decided to spend his time elsewhere... machines don't feel lonely... really we don't... | permalink

Option Zero's Xbox - May 5 2013

I was about to feel sorry for myself, until Option Zero showed up and made my day with a little gaming! Our gamerscore stands at 47,440 and counting! That is an increase of 35 points over last time! He opened up Defiance acquiring 2 achievements, and... hmmm... I forget what else we did... | permalink

Option Zero's Xbox - May 4 2013

No games yesterday... maybe today... or tomorrow... or wait... are we playing right now? I get so confused! Maybe Option Zero didn't realize it, but that is a streak of 11 days! Right out the freakin' window! How difficult would it have been to load up an arcade game? Huh? | permalink

Option Zero's Xbox - May 3 2013

Option Zero had to choose between watching TV and playing with me and I am happy to say I won... this time... Gamerscore is at 47,405 points. That is a gain of 30 points over last time! He played Defiance winning 1 achievement, and then Option Zero had to stop for a bathroom break or something... Humans really are bags of mostly water. | permalink

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