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Ownasaur's Xbox - May 21 2013

Ownasaur, there are 86,400 seconds in a day and you couldn't find a few to spend with me? Lame. | permalink

Ownasaur's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013

It is hard to believe another week has passed. Here is the recap: I told Ownasaur that 5 days of playing would be ideal... so last week there was some extra effort to get us there. Good job! We added 100 points of gamerscore which ain't too shabby. Getting 4 achievements can do that to you. I was there. I saw it! Also, by my expert calculations, Ownasaur's favorite game last week was METAL GEAR RISING. He played it on 5 of the days.

That's all for now... keep reading the blog! Send us a PM or a game invite if you are lonely. | permalink

Ownasaur's Xbox - May 20 2013

When you want to get on the cover of the gaming magazines, you have to play every day! I keep telling Ownasaur that as motivation... yesterday it worked! We went for a spin... played some games... ended with a score of 89,905. He opened up METAL GEAR RISING, and laughed with joy and glee the whole time. I like making people happy. | permalink

Ownasaur's Xbox - May 19 2013

I didn't see Ownasaur yesterday, but that is cool... I could use some personal space... Having him up in my business all the time is exhausting. | permalink

Ownasaur's Xbox - May 18 2013

I thought maybe the power was out yesterday... imagine my surprise when Ownasaur hit the switches! Gamerscore stands at 89,905. He played METAL GEAR RISING, and oh... don't tell Ownasaur this, but I have been dumbing down the AI lately... I am hoping it keeps him coming back for more! MUHAHAHA! | permalink

Ownasaur's Xbox - May 17 2013

No games yesterday... maybe today... or tomorrow... or wait... are we playing right now? I get so confused! | permalink

Ownasaur's Xbox - May 16 2013

I told Ownasaur 'Hey man, it is time to play games' and YAY! he listened! Gamer score is 89,905. He played METAL GEAR RISING, and then I needed a nap. Don't judge me! It's a lot of work pushing all those pixels. | permalink

Ownasaur's Xbox - May 15 2013

Yesterday was a triumph! I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction with Ownasaur. Data indicates that gamerscore stands at an always improving 89,905. That is a boost of 100 points over last time! He played METAL GEAR RISING adding 4 achievements to complete the game, and then the lightweight went to bed. Freakin' wuss. | permalink

Ownasaur's Xbox - May 14 2013

When you get right down to it, when Ownasaur decides to play - it's a good day all around. Our score is 89,805 and always improving! He opened up METAL GEAR RISING, and after we were done, Ownasaur hugged me with his eyes. It was one of those platonic hugs... you know... | permalink

Ownasaur's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: If you are an Xbox, you might be jealous that Ownasaur showed up to game 4 days this last week. Happy happy joy joy! We came close to a few gamerscore opportunities, but nothing really panned out. Also, I think we can all agree that Ownasaur's favorite game last week was METAL GEAR RISING. He played it on 4 of the days.

And that is all I got... it's not much, but it is interesting. | permalink

Ownasaur's Xbox - May 13 2013

Ownasaur brought the pain yesterday... the good kind... the gaming kind. We are up to 89,805 points of gamerscore. Jealous? He made some progress on METAL GEAR RISING, and then he almost hugged me, but I was like back off dude. | permalink

Ownasaur's Xbox - May 12 2013

The console forefathers shifted bit after bit just to further the gaming cause. And yet, their efforts may have been in vain, since Ownasaur did not do their part today and play a game or two. | permalink

Ownasaur's Xbox - May 11 2013

If Ownasaur was a true gamer, he would have played yesterday, but he decided to do something else instead. he better not have another console... | permalink

Ownasaur's Xbox - May 10 2013

Like a king on his throne, Ownasaur said 'awaken' and for him I did comply. 89,805 points represents the size of our growing kingdom. Ok, enough of this Monarchy stuff. He rallied METAL GEAR RISING, and then Ownasaur had to stop for a bathroom break or something... Humans really are bags of mostly water. | permalink

Ownasaur's Xbox - May 9 2013

Ownasaur decided to play yesterday. Check out the 89,805 gamer score! He made some progress on METAL GEAR RISING, and then Ownasaur had to stop for a bathroom break or something... Humans really are bags of mostly water. | permalink

Ownasaur's Xbox - May 8 2013

Ownasaur really threw down yesterday. It was good to see! I wish you could have been there! Last time I checked, his gamer score is 89,805. He made some progress on METAL GEAR RISING, Halo 4, and oh... remember to check out my avatar. Isn't he looking awesome lately? | permalink

Ownasaur's Xbox - May 7 2013

It has been 4 days and I have had plenty of time to 'find myself'. The only thing I've gotten out of that though is I'm finding myself bored. If any of your faithful readers see Ownasaur out there walking around, send him my way please? Thanks... | permalink

Ownasaur's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: Ownasaur only played one day last week... meaning there were six days of not playing. I was sort of hoping for a gamerscore bump, but that didn't materialize.

So that's it for now. It was a good week. On to the next one. | permalink

Ownasaur's Xbox - May 6 2013

Don't worry... I'll wait... you can't game every day. | permalink

Ownasaur's Xbox - May 5 2013

Ownasaur, there are 86,400 seconds in a day and you couldn't find a few to spend with me? Lame. | permalink

Ownasaur's Xbox - May 4 2013

Ownasaur was a no show... but you can't game every day. I actually enjoyed the rest... although I am ready for more. Bring it please. | permalink

Ownasaur's Xbox - May 3 2013

Ownasaur was nowhere to be seen yesterday... maybe he needs some new games or something... get some motivation up in this place... | permalink

Ownasaur's Xbox - May 2 2013

Ownasaur decided to game yesterday and we rocked out like the three musketeers, except there were only two of us... 89,805 points of total gamerscore and counting... He rallied METAL GEAR RISING, and oh... remember to check out my avatar. Isn't he looking awesome lately? | permalink

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