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Palon's Xbox - May 24 2013

Another day, another opportunity wasted to play games... Maybe tomorrow Palon? Maybe? Don't leave me hanging dude! | permalink | leave comment

Palon's Xbox - May 23 2013

I told Palon 'Don't make me hurt you!' and the threat worked because he decided to show up yesterday. A gamer score of 64,288 is in our back pocket. That is a boost of 15 points over last time! He played Rayman Origins winning 1 achievement, and without even blinking! Ok, maybe he blinked once... | permalink | leave comment

Palon's Xbox - May 22 2013

Palon was absent yesterday... I was smelling something that reminded me of sweat... he better not be playing with a Nintendo Wii... burning calories while playing games is just wrong. | permalink | leave comment

Palon's Xbox - May 21 2013

There are people out there who think video games are violent. But after Palon played yesterday with his gamerscore of 64,273 points, there wasn't any violence at all. A little drooling maybe but definitely no violence. That is a profit of 40 points over last time! He made some progress on Dead Island gaining 2 achievements, and afterwards, there were some awkward stares and silence... you know how it is. | permalink | leave comment

Palon's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013

This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: Palon played 3 days last week... pretty solid I guess... I'm not feeling that picky lately. We added 80 points of gamerscore. Points are good! Those 3 achievements were worth it I guess! Also, by my expert calculations, Palon's favorite game last week was Dead Island. He played it on 3 of the days.

And that's all I got. I'm not a writer... just an Xbox. | permalink | leave comment

Palon's Xbox - May 20 2013

I saw Palon walk by yesterday morning... I was hoping he would come play and he did. 64,233 points and climbing. That is a profit of 30 points over last time! He rocked out to Dead Island finishing 1 achievement, and Palon won't admit this, but I had to force him to stop. | permalink | leave comment

Palon's Xbox - May 19 2013

Palon was looking kind of weepy... luckily I was here to 'console' him... heh heh get it? Our gamerscore is fan-frickin-tastic 64,203 . That is a boost of 20 points over last time! He rocked out to Dead Island finishing 1 achievement, and after that powered me down without even saying good night. I mean what the heck? | permalink | leave comment

Palon's Xbox - May 18 2013

Another day, another opportunity wasted to play games... Maybe tomorrow Palon? Maybe? Don't leave me hanging dude! | permalink | leave comment

Palon's Xbox - May 17 2013

No games yesterday... maybe today... or tomorrow... or wait... are we playing right now? I get so confused! | permalink | leave comment

Palon's Xbox - May 16 2013

While Palon was away yesterday, I was sitting here alone counting up all the achievement points he was missing out on! If you don't play me, you can't increase your score. Remember that! | permalink | leave comment

Palon's Xbox - May 15 2013

Palon's Xbox - May 14 2013

I saw Palon walk by yesterday morning... I was hoping he would come play and he did. 64,183 points and climbing. That is an increase of 30 points over last time! He played Dead Island adding 1 achievement, and Palon won't admit this, but I had to force him to stop. | permalink | leave comment

Palon's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: Palon played 5 days last week... pretty solid I guess... I'm not feeling that picky lately. It was productive... Gamerscore went up 145 points so I am happy. Yay for 7 achievements! w00t! Also, by my expert calculations, Palon's favorite game last week was Dead Island. He played it on 5 of the days.

Another week finished... staring down the barrel of another one. Check back to find out what happens! | permalink | leave comment

Palon's Xbox - May 13 2013

Palon's Xbox - May 12 2013

Palon showed up yesterday, which is good cause we make a great gaming team. I do millions of calculations a second and he pushes buttons! Our gamerscore is 64,153. That is a gain of 65 points over last time! He opened up Dead Island gaining 2 achievements, Rayman Origins acquiring 2 achievements, and then I told him to keep playing but he didn't... out of spite I think. | permalink | leave comment

Palon's Xbox - May 11 2013

When you want to get on the cover of the gaming magazines, you have to play every day! I keep telling Palon that as motivation... yesterday it worked! We went for a spin... played some games... ended with a score of 64,088. That is an improvement of 25 points over last time! He rocked out to Dead Island gaining 1 achievement, and oh... man was it ever sweet! | permalink | leave comment

Palon's Xbox - May 10 2013

Palon showed up yesterday, which is good cause we make a great gaming team. I do millions of calculations a second and he pushes buttons! Our gamerscore is 64,063. He opened up Dead Island, and without even blinking! Ok, maybe he blinked once... | permalink | leave comment

Palon's Xbox - May 9 2013

Palon likes to game, I like to game, this is a match made in heaven! It takes a gamer score like 64,063 to be as cool as him. He opened up Dead Island, and... hmmm... maybe that was all... it felt like we played more games. | permalink | leave comment

Palon's Xbox - May 8 2013

Palon showed up yesterday ready to dominate. Total gamer score stands at 64,063. That is an increase of 55 points over last time! He rallied Dead Island picking up 2 achievements, and oh... man was it ever sweet! | permalink | leave comment

Palon's Xbox - May 7 2013

Wow... Palon must have some kids or pets or dragons or something thrashing around the house... I heard lots of noise, but didn't see any gaming. That's alright, animals and people first, game consoles always second... I don't expect much else. | permalink | leave comment

Palon's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: If Palon plays 5 days every week, I guess I can call this a good deal. Many Xboxes have it a lot worse. We added 460 points of gamerscore. Points are good! Those 20 achievements were worth it I guess! Also, according to the records, Palon's favorite game last week was Dead Island. He played it on 4 of the days.

And that is the news for now... Check back next week... same bat time, same bat channel... | permalink | leave comment

Palon's Xbox - May 6 2013

I was about to feel sorry for myself, until Palon showed up and made my day with a little gaming! Our gamerscore stands at 64,008 and counting! That is a boost of 140 points over last time! That was enough to cross the 64,000 mark! Good stuff! He made some progress on Dead Island finishing 5 achievements, and then he tried to watch TV, but I killed the power... If I can't have him, no one can. | permalink | leave comment

Palon's Xbox - May 5 2013

Palon hit the switch and fired me up yesterday... his total gamer score is 63,868.That is a gain of 225 points over last time! He made some progress on Dead Space™ 3 acquiring an amazing 9 achievements, Dead Island, and Palon won't admit this, but I had to force him to stop. | permalink | leave comment